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offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-06-13 20:59 [#00264879]
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Wouldn't it be nice Belly Dancing to Aphex


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-06-13 21:08 [#00264895]
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who sings/performs Shakira ?


 

offline Asche XL on 2002-06-13 21:09 [#00264898]
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shakira is her name, pop singer


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-06-13 21:09 [#00264899]
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pop = crap


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-06-13 21:13 [#00264907]
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Pop is not crap.


 

offline rester from Parhelic Triangle (Bulgaria) on 2002-06-13 21:54 [#00264964]
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shakira craps a lot... another stupid lady in the music
indusrty, making money showing her belly...


 

offline nacmat on 2002-06-13 21:56 [#00264967]
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shakira is the shit.
cristina aguilera too
paulina rubio is total fucking shit


 

offline japes from Suriname on 2002-06-13 21:58 [#00264978]
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I want to fuck her, but at the same time I wouldn't want to
fuck someone with such a shit set of music credentials.


 

offline nene from United States on 2002-06-13 23:21 [#00265168]
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nacmat, do you mean shakira is *the* shit or she's shit?
they're actually opposites.


 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-06-13 23:23 [#00265170]
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Shakira is REALLY hot.....

too bad her music sucks (well of course it does!)


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2002-06-13 23:23 [#00265172]
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i only give props to shakira cause she writes, and i beleive
performed all the music she wrote

its crappy... but at least she isnt just some puppet that
cant write


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-06-13 23:24 [#00265174]
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shit=shit
the shit=awesome


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2002-06-13 23:26 [#00265180]
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In her second commercial vid, her black hair is showing
underneath her blond dyed curls. Not cool. Music is crap,
but she looks good


 

offline Smyrma from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2002-06-13 23:26 [#00265182]
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Shakira's hit song reminds me of Men At Work's song "We Come
From The Land Down Under." At least the chorus..


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-06-13 23:29 [#00265193]
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why people dye their hair remains a mystery to me.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-06-13 23:34 [#00265208]
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Why are you so mean to her?


 

offline rester from Parhelic Triangle (Bulgaria) on 2002-06-16 15:43 [#00268737]
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`coz she has a phatt ass
and sings like my grandmother

over.


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-16 15:45 [#00268740]
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yeah she's quite hot but her new track is like, early 90's
AWFULNESS...its so bad, plus she looks rough in the video.
Nuff said


 

offline eric_hard_jams on 2002-06-16 15:53 [#00268743]
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shakira sings the songs ricky martin finds too girly


 

offline Asche XL on 2002-06-16 17:17 [#00268799]
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haha, this topic is hilarious

she's pretty hot, songs kind of catchy, after 3 listens im
set for life


 

offline Fotinos nous from ATHINA (Greece) on 2002-06-16 17:42 [#00268819]
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i don't care about the music,but the girl is
hot as hell!


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2002-06-16 17:46 [#00268823]
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yeah, she's hot, but its just too bad she does that thing
with her voice which makes me want to kill somebody.

At first her voice sounds normal but then at some points she
kinda squeezes and narrows her throat to make that 'whitney
houston' kind of sound which completely ruins every song she
makes..



 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-06-16 17:48 [#00268827]
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Yeah i know what you mean haha!!
Celine Dione does that to.
It sounds stupid!!!


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2002-06-16 17:53 [#00268835]
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Wha? This woman? "Hot"?

Are y'all crazy?


 

offline Fotinos nous from ATHINA (Greece) on 2002-06-16 17:53 [#00268836]
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i'll talk to her about your coments here!
not now,later..at night we have a date
u know!


 

offline Fotinos nous from ATHINA (Greece) on 2002-06-16 17:55 [#00268841]
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hey!Peter File!have u ever see her ass in
action?i guess not!


 

offline the_crier from The Town Of No Cheer (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-16 17:56 [#00268843]
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i love her


 

offline nene from United States on 2002-06-17 00:54 [#00269501]
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my genes must bond with hers. our children would be GODS!


 

offline gyroscope on 2002-06-17 02:08 [#00269583]
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i've only heard a little songs but those songs i like


 

offline rester from Parhelic Triangle (Bulgaria) on 2002-06-21 16:45 [#00278555]
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hot, my ass.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-06-21 16:52 [#00278557]
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I agree.

I think her "hottness" is overrated.


 

offline Deathsmith from Brussels (Belgium) on 2002-06-21 16:53 [#00278558]
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When I first found out that Shakira was one of this year's
"50 most beautiful people" by People magazine, my thoughts
were, verbatim:

SHAKIRA IS A FUCKING CUNT, AND UGLIER AND FATTER THAN A
BABOON'S FUCKING ASS.


 

offline Deathsmith from Brussels (Belgium) on 2002-06-21 16:54 [#00278561]
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btw her ass shaking is MOST unremarkable, and actually quite
annoying, in fact. And although she may not be as hideous
as I first said, she really isn't even that attractive. Her
face is wierd, her voice (both her singing-voice and her
normal voice) is horrible, and her figure is nice but
nothing spectacular.


 

offline nene from United States on 2002-06-21 17:24 [#00278585]
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infidels! ye shall pay dearly for besmirching the goddess.
*draws dagger*


 

offline Deathsmith from Brussels (Belgium) on 2002-06-21 17:32 [#00278600]
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Shakira's a dirty bitch, and her music is terrible.


 

offline nene from United States on 2002-06-21 20:29 [#00278886]
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*spills deathsmith's entrails, proceeds to roast him on a
spit like the swine he is* ok, who's next?


 

offline Deathsmith from Brussels (Belgium) on 2002-06-21 20:40 [#00278899]
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^_^. . . . -_-


 


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