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offline license from out of nowhere on 2002-06-08 10:37 [#00255561]
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what are some good crappy movies for making fun of?


 

offline nacmat on 2002-06-08 10:44 [#00255563]
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the one britney spears did.

time machine (the last)

golden eye



 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-06-08 10:47 [#00255565]
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Independence Day

The president fighting aliens Top Gun style!!!!!
bwahahahahaha!!!!
All the aliens aparently uses Windovs and Will Smith gives
them a computer virus!!! hahahaha!!!
That movie is a joke!!!
The only good scenes is when the aliens attack , those
explosions where whicked!!
I was hoping the aliens would win.


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-08 10:51 [#00255568]
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jurassic park 3 was the biggest mistake i ever made...the
bit where the guy communicates with the velociraptors?!!?
Hollywood sunk to a new low when that happened.
FAKE!FAKE!FAKE!FAKE!FAKE!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2002-06-08 11:02 [#00255572]
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hollywood films in general


 

offline damion from Auckland (New Zealand) on 2002-06-08 12:06 [#00255609]
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star wars - attack of the clones
spiderman


 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2002-06-08 12:18 [#00255619]
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Fright Night 2 - slapstick horror...awful :(


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-08 14:37 [#00255699]
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goldeneye was fucking excellent!!!

robocop 3 and dude where's my car? REALLY sucked


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-06-08 14:42 [#00255704]
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Pearl harbor was pretty funny imo..


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-08 14:43 [#00255706]
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Goldeneye is my favourite Bond film...

I saw the Cell last night on Sky. That was shit.


 

offline Laserbeak from Netherlands, The on 2002-06-08 14:43 [#00255707]
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Hellraiser 3
Predator
Event Horizon
black and white warmovies by Steven Spielberg



 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-08 14:44 [#00255711]
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I disagree with all those except the Spielberg ones


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-08 14:46 [#00255714]
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Even Horizon was excellent, scared the shit out of me!


 

offline nacmat on 2002-06-08 14:48 [#00255716]
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bond filmes are ok, but those with sean connery, the rest
are sooooo bad (except some by roger moore)

independence day is the shit

hollywood makes the worst filmes nowadays (although
hollywood is were the best movies have been made, but that
was back in the 40s and 50s and 60s)

I saw a balcanic film:
in nobodys land... I think it was great


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-06-08 14:48 [#00255718]
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THE CELL IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE MOVIES!!!

those costumes....



 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2002-06-08 14:51 [#00255724]
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no mans land?
what did make u think its any good?
i think its nothing special
btw-it was filmed in slovenia


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-08 14:52 [#00255727]
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"bond filmes are ok, but those with sean connery, the rest
are sooooo bad (except some by roger moore)"

I think Sean Conney was overrated and roger Moore was just
plain awful! Pierce Brosnan is OK but tommorrow never dies
sucked. Timothy Dalton was great and majorly underrated


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-08 14:53 [#00255729]
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"Independence Day" - pro-american bullshit IMO
.
anyone seen sunset boulevard? now THAT was a film!


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-06-08 14:55 [#00255732]
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I like Timothy Dalton the most.
Connery and Moore are okay,but I don't like Pierce Brosnan.
He doesn't look like 'THE' James Bond.
He's too cute to be a good James Bond.


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-08 14:57 [#00255734]
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and he's bloody irish!


 

offline nacmat on 2002-06-08 14:57 [#00255735]
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no mans land was a great movie...
without being too dramatic it gives a very hard message
about the idiotness of wars


 

offline nacmat on 2002-06-08 14:59 [#00255745]
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about bond movies:

anyway I think non of them has been a good movie...I mean,
only some of them are good for entertainment, with nice
adventures and situations, but thats it, very far from being
considered as good films


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-08 15:01 [#00255748]
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ahh that's just elitest, some of the bond films are
masterpieces, perfectly written, scripted and acted. Just
because they don't have any serious morals or messages
doesn't mean they shouldn't be as credible as others


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-06-08 15:02 [#00255749]
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is he?

Connery is scottish
(I think)

JANE SEYMOUR in live and let die!!!


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-08 15:04 [#00255754]
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oh god I hate jane seymour, so annoying with her hair and dr
quinn medicine woman


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-06-08 15:12 [#00255766]
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...but she was toooo cute(and bjoeoeoetiful!) in Live and
let die!


 

offline eric_hard_jams on 2002-06-08 15:17 [#00255775]
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jay and silent bob strike back sucked bigtime


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2002-06-08 15:19 [#00255779]
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No you didn't, you were playing champ manager !! (It was a
bit pants but I still enjoyed it) =op

8mm is a shit film



 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-08 15:22 [#00255783]
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come on supreme! no way!

ahh dear...

URSULA ANDRESS (30 years ago)!!! MMMMM


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-08 15:44 [#00255794]
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Jane Seymour is fucking smart!!!


 

offline BaronVonPickleF from United States on 2002-06-08 15:55 [#00255803]
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Iron eagles 2
Big with Tom Hanks

THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!1


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-08 15:58 [#00255808]
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Baron, how can you slag off the genius that is 'Big'? And
it's from Tom Hanks' golden era as well!

SACRILEGE!!!


 

offline nacmat on 2002-06-08 16:03 [#00255811]
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I liked big when it came out


 

offline TKR from B'joke (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-08 16:10 [#00255814]
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ok i've got a bad film for you,
Top Gun



 

offline plugexpert from Nijmegen (Netherlands, The) on 2002-06-08 16:14 [#00255816]
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Australian cult classic:

'bad taste'

it's so bad that it's actually good!


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-06-08 16:33 [#00255826]
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B3n: well..that's my taste..

Plugexpert:What was 'bad taste about,again?
I think I saw that one,but I don't remember...


 

offline license from out of nowhere on 2002-06-08 18:05 [#00255909]
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we did a little bit of the Noozles and Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles 2 last night. If only I could find Reefer
Madness...

thanks for your suggestions though, everyone! :)



 

offline license from out of nowhere on 2002-06-08 18:10 [#00255914]
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(we're going to watch more tonight, and I'm sending the link
to this thread to my friends so we can figure out which
would be good tp make fun of...)


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-06-08 19:41 [#00256047]
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i know im in the vast minority but i dont care what you
think- Roger Moore Is James Bond

....brosnan is the worst bond ive seen, and that includes
the thick moustached bond from Casino royale


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-06-08 19:52 [#00256052]
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sido dyas...youre so right...independence day is a BIG
joke.
putting a virus into the alien computer
hahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!
One day i will make a film where the aliens win....


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-06-08 19:57 [#00256057]
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.....but the worst movie ive ever seen is Mars Attacks


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-06-08 20:01 [#00256062]
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i like tha aliens in mars attacks....

But there is this film a friend of mine had on tape a few
years ago... "The order of the black eagle... Its the wort
movie ive ever seen... and i would climb mountins for a copy
of it... It is bad but good just cause its soooooooo bad.


 

offline Clic on 2002-06-08 20:15 [#00256086]
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Tango & Cash.


 

offline eric_hard_jams on 2002-06-08 20:34 [#00256104]
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other sucky movies include:
Joe's Apartment
Sixth Sense
South Park The Movie
X-Files
Final Fantasy
Charlie's Angels


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-06-08 20:43 [#00256112]
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hey i thought south park movie and tango n cash were pretty
good


 

offline Din from The bushes in your front yard. on 2002-06-08 20:47 [#00256113]
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I work at a movie theater


 

offline Din from The bushes in your front yard. on 2002-06-08 20:48 [#00256114]
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any american teen movie... junk


 

offline LPB from Regina (Canada) on 2002-06-08 21:01 [#00256123]
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Blair Witch was the gayest movie in the universe. It wasn't
even scary.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2002-06-08 21:15 [#00256150]
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people who say blair witch isnt scary probably pooped their
little pants when they saw it and are so ashamed of this
that they tell every1 they didnt think it was scary at all.
It simply is fucking scary, thats a fact.

but back to the topic, one of the worst movies i saw lately
was 'memento' even though everybody else seems to love that
movie. i was bored shitless


 

offline Nexus 6 from Netherlands, The on 2002-06-08 21:17 [#00256153]
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DUDE! how can you say that?

MEMENTO IS GREAT!

bad movie: murder at 1600 or something, starring uhm wesley
snipes


 


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