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the best method to mash a potato
 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-06 19:07 [#00252938]
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anyone?

 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-06-06 19:08 [#00252941]
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heheheh skateboard over it :0)

 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-06 19:08 [#00252943]
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lol

 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2002-06-06 19:12 [#00252957]
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stomp it with steel toes!

 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-06-06 19:13 [#00252962]
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throw it off the roof!

 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-06-06 20:47 [#00253161]
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shove it up your arse!!

 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-06-06 20:51 [#00253172]
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throw it at marlowe :0)

 

offline uzim on 2002-06-06 20:53 [#00253174]
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1. dress up like a ninja, scream something very loud to
scare the potato so it can't move anymore, and then...
YAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! *sprlotch*

mission accomplished!! mashed and spread all around the
room!

2. climb up a building, put your potato on the ground, and
let a brick fall down on the potato (be careful though,
there might be some people down — aim well for the potato
(or somebody you don't like) before you throw.)

3. wait for midnight, sacrifice an old lady and say the
magic spell to invoke Ghbkjqrtz, the mighty potato-mashing
demon!

4. call jamiroquai to dance over a potato field for his new
video! yeah! ‡)

5. throw a television on your potato. be careful to the
creepy demon in the television though, take an old lady with
his dog to cover yourself.

6. threaten the potato with a loaded gun. if the potato
doesn't mash herself, don't hesitate, show no mercy,
SHOOT!!!

...and remember, after you mash the potato, pray for its
soul. a minute of silence. requiescat in pace, potato. amen.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-06-06 20:58 [#00253179]
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you could smash it with a puppy

 

offline uzim on 2002-06-06 21:05 [#00253189]
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or throw it in a black hole................

 

offline uzim on 2002-06-06 21:10 [#00253202]
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*smash* *smash* *smash* *smash* *smash* DIE!!! POTATO!!! I
HATE YOU!!! DDDDDDDIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE *smash* *smash*
*smash* *smash* AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE FUCKING POTATO OR I'@#+-***/9-
*SSSMAAAASSSSSSHHHH***


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2002-06-06 21:14 [#00253207]
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you could mash it good with a wood chipper. or take it to a
strip mine, let the off-highway dump trucks at it. mashing
WILL occur.


 

offline eric_hard_jams on 2002-06-06 21:31 [#00253227]
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"for mash get smash"

 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-06-06 22:33 [#00253298]
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how about: in the kitchen with a fork?

 

offline Smyrma from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2002-06-06 23:07 [#00253349]
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I built a multimillion dollar gas powered mashing machine
for my victi-- I mean potatoes.


 

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