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I think we know each other well enough to share this with each other? does anyone have any funny or emarassing wanking stories? getting caught, or whatever else.... |
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Fell asleep on the public bus and had a wet dream jk |
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Never got caught or anything back in the day. I dont know anyone who has either. |
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i was vacuuming naked and i accidently got sucked on.....and i liked it ...til it came out covered in fluff and bits of broken glass |
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Oooo...Bob likes things hardcore...lol |
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I like bobs avatar. |
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what is it supposed to be Reflex? |
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"anything back in the day", reflex? is that stage long gone behind u now then? :-) |
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I used to jerk off like anyone else..... hardly anymore for two reasons. 1- it gets boring, 2- I have a girlriend. |
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a dude at my jr high accidentally video taped him self wanking and showed it to his business and marketing class |
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Thats a urban legend ive heard it a few times before. |
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been caught masturbating at a friends house,....by my m8s mom! I was watching this porn-flick while jerking/stroking the whole 9. in my m8s room (BTW he wasn't in the room) I was getting into it,......while all of a sudden my m8s mom walked in,...... Embarrising like wooaaaa,......I tried 2 hide what I was doing ,....stupidly with my pants half down,.......cock in 1 hand,.,..other hand grabbing the remote 2 stop the video. It was 2 late,......she looked at me ,..intriquately,.focussing on the crotch area,....eventually turning around and walking away silently. Crazily enough I got back at it,.when she left,.....damn no shame as a 12 year old,.. Got a real Mom fetisch after that |
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Question related to the topic: When you have a girlfriend do you wank it more or less or not at all. All my mates say they wank it more when they have a girlfriend, because if you wank it a couple hours before sex its better for her because you last longer. What would you do if you got caught by your girlfriend? or anyone? that would be so awkward. I want to hear from someone who's been caught. |
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1 girlfriend got jealous after she caught me,...she didn't like that I watched porn. Got really jealous,........ Ánother girlfriend I had didn't mind and liked 2 join the party,.....she was nasty btw |
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Oh my god! I cant believe no one has referenced Wheres jand when you need him? |
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fine, it actually happened at my school though. my friends sister was in the class, err... thats not helping my case. but it's true! |
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Yeah, jimisteel I used to do that. Kind of a necessity. And that's all i'm going to say on the subject...never been caught yet. |
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I was in the barn milking the cows... and of course I was naked, and well, I got my dick caught in the milking machine... anyways, it was the best experience of my life!!!! |
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i snapped my banjo string while havin a shuffle and had to go to my dad, cock in hand, pouring with blood, he told me to stop wanking too much :) |
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I read about a guy who was pleasuring himself with a broom handle when he slipped and impaled himself. Apparently he was so embarressed he didn't call for an abulance and died. |
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ouch... oh my GOD, that's gotta suck!!!! Note to self, never use a broom to pleasure myself... at least when I'm alone!!! :) |
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I find myself wanking more when I have g/f, but for shitty reasons. Last g/f just was terrible at getting me off, so I took it upon myself, and now when I'm single, I don't need to, go figure. |
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no its ok, I just shortened it by cutting the end off |
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oh god I forgot! I don't know if i've said this, but as a joke I told my mate to click on the goatse.cx link and he didn't know so he did, we were chatting on messenger and it went silent. Then after a bit he told me his had had come in and seen it and THEN (!) called his mother in who said she felt faint and had to leave. his dad said "he's GOT to be gay" (about the old guy in the pic) and then my mate spent the next 10 minutes professing he wasn't gay and then blamed it on me! ahaha, I didn't ring for a bit but it was very VERY funny, he's made me promise not to tell anyone, woops! |
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Yeah yeah, so I was masturbating and listening to some fat drum & bass......I didn't hear my dad comming.....I think It must have been odd for him to see my masturbating to drum n bass...... |
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were you going along with the beat and stuff? |
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beat to the beat, haha |
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yeah, we wanna see expert beat matching! |
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hehe I once hugged this girl when her close friend had an accident and she was really sad. Tho this girl was really hot and I just couldn't control me penis iykwim. She smacked me in the face in front of my whole class (cus it was at a party of one of my classmates.) That was pretty embarassing |
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I got caught by my girlfriend once. She'd arrived form a holiday 2 days early to surprise me. I wasn't expecting her and was getting pissed off coz of lack of sex. She said I was a bad boy for not waiting and said it was her turn to wank. A very enjoyable evening and only embarassing for a few seconds. ;) |
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once in my sixth-form english class this girl who usually didn't sit beside me was put at my desk and she started rubbing her leg against mine and pretending she wasn't actually doing it. so after a few minutes it became a game between us and she had her hand on my leg, then in my crotch rubbing me through my trousers. so i did the same to her and the desk thumped loudly when we both came, and i managed to stifle any noise but she let out a long squeek. it was wicked. |
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just realised my story should be in a new thread called 'brief but beautiful sexual encounters' or something. if anyone wants to start one.... ? |
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Core, that is one sexy story. A long squeek, haha! Hmm... I was jerking off to a Sears catalogue when I was just getting uber-horny in my 12th-13th years. And my mom came in and saw me, about to get my dick out to enjoy the swimsuit section. Brilliantly, I said something like, ''er, I was just shopping for a swimsuit for your birthday!!''. Her birthday was like a month earlier, of course... |
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a bit off topic but it was asked so......my avatar is the cover of frequency jams by req....so there |
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the only time i was caught was when my girlfriend was doing all the hard work and her 10 year old sister barged in, she ran out crying. |
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oh damn! |
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nothing exiting has happened to me in this deparrtment, apparrt frrom once when i wasent rready in time, and to this day, i don't know wherre it went. (the cum) |
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yes, cum has a way of its own |
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hahahahahaha |
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never caught... this kid in my highschool brought in Playboy and started jerking off in the stall and a teacher caught him. EVERYONE in the school heard about it. I always wondered what the teacher was doing looking in the stalls. I felt bad for the kid though because before the incident he got made fun of a lot, but after it was even worse. |
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so you haven't heard about the guy jerking off with his headphones on... only to 'finish up' and find a nice hot fresh cup of tea on his bedside table... brought in by his mom.... hahahHAHAHAHAHa |
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when i was at school this girl came and sat next to me we started touching she had a hole in her tights so i went in she fucking stood up and the whole class could see my arm hanging out of them! |
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! .. what did you say..? |
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one time I was getting eaten out by this guy and I said "stop and fuck me already" cause that was the first time its happened to me and my body was filled with emotion that I was like what the fuck is happening!!! So, my sister knocks on the window, then leaves eventually she comes back when I'm dressed asked what was going on and I tell her me and the guy were smoking...I then ask her friend who was there at the moment what he saw and he said "nothing, we just heard you say stop" then asked why....and I said cause he wanted to give me a shotgun(shotgun is taking a puff then blowing it in the persons mouth, meeting mouth to mouth) So thats my story till this day I dont know if my sister really saw or not =) |
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lol! |
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how old is your sister, cuz that could be pretty tramatic, no?! |
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''once in my sixth-form english class this girl who usually didn't sit beside me was put at my desk and she started rubbing her leg against mine and pretending she wasn't actually doing it. so after a few minutes it became a game between us and she had her hand on my leg, then in my crotch rubbing me through my trousers. so i did the same to her and the desk thumped loudly when we both came, and i managed to stifle any noise but she let out a long squeek. it was wicked. '' 7 months later, and that is still hot as hell, baby. |
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I was pleasing myself while lying in the bathtub, and all of a sudden my mass center gets offset, and my leg goes SQUETCH and I go AAARRRGGHHH, and so I was screaming continously for about three minutes while trying to fix it. It went fine, though I often feel annoying pain in that leg. |
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Shes 5 years old than me, but...but she's a virgin so I know she would have totally thought bad of me |
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Crazily enough I got back at it,.when she left,.....damn no shame as a 12 year old,.. hahaha! hahahaha |
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