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offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-06-01 20:58 [#00245783]
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...Anyone else besides Ophecks and myself?


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-06-01 20:58 [#00245785]
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Come on you shmucks!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-06-01 21:02 [#00245786]
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Not Jewish here!
Why do you ask?


 

offline ExHore from Stamford, Ct. (United States) on 2002-06-01 21:03 [#00245787]
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Jewish people?!! WHERE?!


 

offline Mr_Flappypants from Louisville (United States) on 2002-06-01 21:03 [#00245788]
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i know alot of jewish people!
i live right by a jewish...churchy....place
idunno what theyre called, im not religious, so i dont know
anything about religion....
but uh, i dont like that place =\
its got this pre-school or something, and they have a
playground, and me and my friend always went to the
playground and, erm, played, last summer

until one dreaded day, we came, and there was a sign on the
fence around the playground that said.......
PLAYGROUND CLOSED, NO TRESPASSING

ahhhh, we need to get back there!


 

offline Mr_Flappypants from Louisville (United States) on 2002-06-01 21:07 [#00245790]
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i didnt know ophecks was jewish


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-06-01 21:09 [#00245792]
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Hahaha!

I didn't say I WAS Jewish! I'm not. I'm a Roman Catholic
Christian or something... not even sure... :-/


 

offline Inverted Whale from United States Minor Outlying Islands on 2002-06-01 21:11 [#00245794]
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That's a new pinnacle of apathy...


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-06-01 21:11 [#00245795]
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I didn't think you were Jewish!


 

offline regital from Baltimore (United States) on 2002-06-01 21:42 [#00245811]
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I'm half Jewish


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-06-01 21:47 [#00245816]
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Left or the right side? ;)


 

offline regital from Baltimore (United States) on 2002-06-01 21:48 [#00245817]
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Actually neither... The top half


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-06-01 21:50 [#00245820]
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How strange!


 

offline ExHore from Stamford, Ct. (United States) on 2002-06-01 22:07 [#00245832]
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I'm 100% Atheist!


 

offline Laserbeak from Netherlands, The on 2002-06-01 22:18 [#00245839]
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What's so special about Jews?


 

offline Zombiekev from Ardmore (United States) on 2002-06-01 22:20 [#00245841]
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they float


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-06-02 01:44 [#00246003]
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"What's so special about Jews?"
Are you serious?



 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-06-02 01:45 [#00246004]
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..So it's just Ophecks, regital(assuming it's his mother's
side), and myself?


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-06-02 02:00 [#00246011]
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theres another jewish person here called nir, i had a nice
over-100 messages debate thread weeks ago with him


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-06-02 04:28 [#00246155]
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I'm a Pentecostal Jew!!! :)


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-06-02 04:31 [#00246157]
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Nope, I'm not Jewish, you should read ALL the posts in a
topic, Cabbog. ;-)



 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-06-02 04:32 [#00246158]
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Come on now, I'm talking about pure blooded Jews!



 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-06-02 04:32 [#00246159]
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So it's really just Ophecks and me then?


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-06-02 04:35 [#00246163]
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hehe, yeah I'm just kidding... I'm not a Jew... I find it
kinda confusing though... Judaism is a religion, but yet you
used the term pure blooded Jews... can outside people
convert to judaism if they so desire? Like is it partly a
religion and partly like you said in your blood? I did a
religion course and studied Judaism, but I don't know
this...


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-06-02 04:36 [#00246164]
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heh, I think he's ignoring your posts... :)


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-06-02 04:38 [#00246167]
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and nir!


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-06-02 04:42 [#00246174]
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It's both a religion and an ethnic group AND outside people
can convert... Actually, my father did just the opposite:
He now attends a protestant church and is a self-coined 'Jew
for Jesus'.
...eugh.
Ophecks, do either of your parents practice?



 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-06-02 04:42 [#00246176]
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Hehe, apparently! I guess I'll go get converted from
Christian to Jewish and get the Star of David tattooed on my
ass.

Oh shit... I'll have to get circumsized, too! Oh no...


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-06-02 04:43 [#00246177]
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do you not see that he is not a jew, or are you just joking
around?


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-06-02 04:43 [#00246178]
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CABBOG, I AM NOT JEWISH!!!!!

OPHECKS IS NOT A JEW!!!!

I AM ROMAN CATHOLIC (I think)...

GOSH DARNIT!!!


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-06-02 04:46 [#00246186]
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I'm actually not circumsized.
hush hush!



 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-06-02 04:47 [#00246187]
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Yeah..
So anyway, do your parents practice or not?


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-06-02 04:48 [#00246189]
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heh, this is just weird...


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-06-02 04:51 [#00246194]
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You're not a real Jew, Mr.Foreskin!!!

http://www.convertingtojudaism.com/

There, NOW I'm a Jew! Happy? :-D


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-06-02 04:54 [#00246197]
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the Pope won't be pleased with this


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-06-02 04:55 [#00246199]
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No, Mr.Foreskin is not a PRACTICING Jew.

Just like you...
No need to convert to make it official.


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-06-02 04:57 [#00246201]
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The Pope looks like a big white penis from the back..
Hmm..This means something.


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-06-02 05:06 [#00246210]
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interesting theory....check that epic jewish related thread:


http://www.aphextwin.nu/mb/topic.php3?topic=10870&start=0&s
eekwrd=israel&idxstart=0


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-06-02 05:10 [#00246214]
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Whoa, that's a deep thread. Still, the first thing that
comes to mind when I think Jewish thoughts is SNIP SNIP.


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-06-02 05:15 [#00246220]
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lol its epic, some single messages could easily evolve into
essays!


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-06-02 05:19 [#00246224]
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i think i'm roman catholic..but i'm not sure.
non-practicing, whatever it is.


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-06-02 05:23 [#00246228]
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I think the whole situation has been mangled beyond repair.

-And to think, it all started because one man couldn't keep
his meat in his trousers.


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-06-02 05:24 [#00246229]
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Father Abraham, had many sons,
Had many sons had father Abraham,
I am one of them, and so are you,
so let's just kill each other.


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-06-02 05:26 [#00246231]
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-anyone else ever sing that song in sunday school?


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-06-02 05:37 [#00246235]
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no, never went to Sunday school):


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-06-02 05:46 [#00246237]
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I did.
Lots of pretty little prissies...Unfortunately I could never
seem to coax them into showing me their young loins. The
only coaxing I ever suceeded in was getting the teacher to
drag me out of class by the ear..
:(


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-06-02 05:52 [#00246241]
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i have to go now goodluck in your quest for more jews on the
mb


 

offline Smyrma from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2002-06-02 06:39 [#00246257]
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I'm half. But I don't practice shit!


 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-06-02 06:53 [#00246262]
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what kind of topic is this.... who cares


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2002-06-02 07:39 [#00246281]
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I went to a Barmitzva (sp?) once.


 


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