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no, just lots of rumours about the size of my genitals. |
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I once started erotic dancing with my aunty in a drunken mess at a family party. It didn't go down well. |
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nasty shit!........any photos? (joking) |
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damn, I should start spreading those rumours too. Is 7 inches much? |
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did she refuse to suck it then? |
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Hear, hear? More details, pls!! |
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nah go at least 8 or 9 man. |
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It's above average. Floppy or hard? |
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7 inches?! You poor bastard. Mine was 7 inches when I was three. |
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Question: John Holmes had a 14 inch cock. Please, please, please tell me that was erect?!!! |
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yes it was, although it's never ben proven to have 'medically' that size. The largest on record is 11 and 3/4 inches floppy! |
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i cant remember but it would of killed him, didnt he used to pass out or something due to blood lose to the brain etc. |
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that was on the flop |
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Gulp! |
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Hang on, can't you agree? Floppy or hard? Which is it? I'm having a fuckin anxiety attack here. |
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floppy or hard... are we talking about computer disk drives now??!?????!!!!! |
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It just proves a point that no-one really knows about his cock. |
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maybe it never went hard, maybe it was so big it was always a bit inbetween |
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ah in sheffield eh? How was it not what you expected? |
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Yeah, I recall Ginger Lynn saying that Long-John's cock could never get "really" hard but was always half-limp. But, I can also recall seeing many pornflicks where he sticks it up some fortunate girl's arse, so that is as hard as you could ever need, I'd say. |
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Woah! My cock is only 3 inches......... off the floor that is! |
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wheeeee! The clown is back! |
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Thought it was only fair to give him an airing. |
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Should we start the thread called What's your cock size? But with everyone promising to be frank. |
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what do you do when you go swimming, tie it round your waste/? |
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jonesy: I can't log on to Yahoo, which means I may reply to your last email only tomorrow. |
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Meho: I'll stay giginger B3n: use it as a rudder |
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I knew I shouldn't have used that word. I meant everyone promising to tell the actual size. (exaggerating 20% max) |
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See this : http://www.eonline.com/Features/Features/Boogie/Holmes/ I have to tape mine to the inside of my leg every morning. When I walk fast my helmet chaffes on my sock. Its a real problem I can tell you. B3n: It was much smaller than I thought. No offence but its quite rundown no? |
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That's cool. Is your Outlook still infected? |
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Go for it, I like to mantain an air of mystery about the size of mine though, the rumours are nice. |
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hah, I see why you say that. the city centre is pretty small, what we have lots of is housing estates if thats your bag...a great place is the culture quarter near gatecrasher and the showroom. which area did you see? |
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jonesy: yes, our IT administrator is more puzzled about it than me, and I'm slowly persuading him to format the fucking harddrive and start from scratch. A lot of work for him, I know... gigi: well, I don't want to start that thread for two reasons: 1) My cock is obnviously too small 2) Phob would be on my ass in a minute... |
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Erm, I just went to the centre really. I could only find a couple of record shops. I expected to find more. I went to the one near Fopp and another one near Virgin called Cool Wax. I picked up a few bargain 12"s but I had to leave and didn't get to look properly. |
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Fair enough point. By saying its small though i'm sure your using reverse psychology. |
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Meho: just tell him to get on with it. Be Nietzchean man (can't spell I know). My cock is probably a bit below average, though my girlfriend doesn't seem bothered. I haven't measured it for many, many years. I measured it as a teenager but never made a table like Adrian Mole. |
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Well, you'll have to wait til tomorrow to find about that as I'm gone now. See ya all, dudes. Jonesy: only tomorrow will i reply friend. |
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I've never actually measured mine. Maybe I should. Never heard anything back about the size of mine so it's probably average or so small they feel sorry for me. |
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see ya mate. |
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did you go in fopp? it used to be warp records no less... There's some good places in sheffield, you just have to look. There's a really good place called Record Collector but its in broomhill a good journey away |
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That's cool mate. I'll catch you tomorrow. Now listen everyone, you too Meho: you're homework for tomorrow is to dig out that ruler tonight. Some of you may find that 6 inch rulers will suffice but the lucky one amongst you will need to procure some 12 inch rulers. And remember to wipe the rulers of any short n' curlies or smeg; other people must use them after your good selves. |
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I have insomnia and now i'm getting fight club style assignments. Who's Tyler Durden? |
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"other people must use them after your good selves." that's the beauty of it! |
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I ducked in quickly. They've just opened one here that's about four times the size (ner,ner,ner,ner-ner) so I didn't bother. Was it really Warp? They started as a shop right? When did it close? |
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it closed a couple years ago. the fopp used to be much smaller and its just been extended. there used to be an upstairs bit for vinyl that when warp had it was the office |
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Shit, it was smaller? how many CDs did they have their: three? What's the one across the road called. that's where I got me bargains (Pilote, Worldless People, Flanger etc). |
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i think there used to be a fopp up in Edinburgh too. My mate used to talk about it if I remeber correctly. One of the founders of warp dies recntly. I heard it on John Peel. It was sad. Talking of which I think there is a SKAM thing on one world tonight. Will you be listening Jonesy? |
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Oh shit that wasn't much of a sentence. I was writing down a train of thought. Sorry about that. |
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Yeah, it was tiny but they literally had cd's stacked up. I don't know the name of the shop over the road, though i've been in. quern:no, its wasn't john peel.. |
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I'll be taping that one mate, cheers. Who died? |
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