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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-05-29 19:17 [#00241021]
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Not about the webmaster... it's about fear.
I just had a gigantic wasp fly into my room. As big as a fucking cat. His buzz was as loud as a lawnmower, I fucking swear.
He flew onto my shoulder, and I shrieked like a little girl, then it went onto my keyboard and started eating crumbs in between the keys. I stood in my door for awhile admiring how fucking HUGE this thing was. It was 10 feet long, 3 feet wide, or so it seemed.
So I went upstairs to get my mom to kill him. I was too scared. She got a fly swatter and smacked him off the keyboard, and the gigantic fucker somehow STUCK to the swatter, and my mom was shrieking like you couldn't believe. She yelled my name, and she was genuinely terrified, a blood curdling yell. But I was already running upstairs scared to hell. So she SMASHED that enormous wasp into my floor, aided by adrenaline. She was really pissed at me for leaving her to fend for herself against this flying, humming NIGHTMARE.
The remiains are just as scary, a HUGE mass of wasp guts and limbs. This thing was immense. We have to find out how these things are getting in the house, there's at least two a day. NONE of them has ever made it into my room, though.
I think I have a phobia of bugs. I really was horrified, my mom saved the day. I can't stop giggling at my mom's horrified screech, but I'm also ashamed that I'm such a pussy.
What scares you?
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E-man
from Rixensart (Belgium) on 2002-05-29 19:19 [#00241028]
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this place... so time consumming it's terrifying!
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Inverted Whale
from United States Minor Outlying Islands on 2002-05-29 19:21 [#00241030]
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Sounds like you need a big strong man around the house.
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E-man
from Rixensart (Belgium) on 2002-05-29 19:23 [#00241033]
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you shopuld try a gun ofx
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-05-29 19:25 [#00241035]
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Hey, I'm a big strong man, I just have a phobia of insects and creepy little things. If it was a bear or a crocodile, I would have said ''step aside, mom, I'll handle this'' and kick its ass and skin it and wear it as a trophy.
Phobias are just so debilitating, though.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2002-05-29 19:28 [#00241038]
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i am scared of recurring topics.
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supreme
from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-05-29 19:30 [#00241039]
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or like Ophecks needs to grow up in order to become one!
no ,serious, I have seen one of those too,and they ARE scaring.
I can understand the way you reacted. sacrificing your mother's life to save yours....... =) *tries to be serious*
=)
*fails* lololol!!!! sorry,I can't talk in a serious way about this
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titsworth
from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-05-29 19:46 [#00241064]
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yea, that's my fear too, E-man. computer addiction, it's a killah. i don't know about the rest of you, but i have so many ambitions - musical, lyrical, graphic art, fiction writing, web design. ..and they ALL get squashed when i am online.
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diastole1
from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-29 19:48 [#00241068]
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you are very good at telling these stories of events, i haven't laughed so hard all day!!!, nice one...
may bugs are quite large here in england, but i never experienced anything of that nature when i was in oz
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supreme
from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-05-29 19:52 [#00241073]
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May bugs are beautiful! but they are nothing to be afraid of.(a big wasp is..)
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Phobiazero
from the next Xltronic (Sweden) on 2002-05-29 20:06 [#00241090]
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haha, i was laughing like hell while reading your story. funny!!! :)
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Clobe Smith
from san francisco (United States) on 2002-05-29 20:12 [#00241096]
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"She yelled my name ... " i can hear her yelling ophecks hahahaha
i think i'm really afraid of drowning and falling backwards.
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hepburnenthorpe
from sydney (Australia) on 2002-05-29 20:22 [#00241105]
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im scared of knees. hate the sight of the things.
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nanotech
from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2002-05-29 20:27 [#00241110]
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i think i'm afraid of many things...
some insects to creep me the hell out...but i then feel SOOOOO bad when i kill one...
it was just trying to survive...minding it's own business, and i come along and end it's life... it's even worse when they look like they didn't die in the first stomp...
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Junktion
from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-05-29 20:29 [#00241111]
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i'm scared of getting to much attention in puplic
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-29 20:29 [#00241112]
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lol... that was funny =oD I fucking hate spiders man, but only ones like, as big (or bigger) than your finger... little ones are ok
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Sido Dyas
from a computer on 2002-05-29 20:37 [#00241115]
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funny story Ophecks=)
Clobe::yeah drowning must be really horrible or getting your throat cut by a sharp knife.....
My real phobia is/was dogs. I got attaced (twice) when i was very little.My mom (a very wise woman) tell me that it developed to a phobia because i was so little that i had not learned to speak yet and therefor i could not deal with it.
But that is better now , i can be with them when they are calm.
But still when a dog runs towards me i freeze , even if i know it is friendly and just wants to say hello and that i probably could kill it very easy haha!!
I also used to be afraid of heights but that dissapeard when i worked as a painter one summer climbing on latters n shit.
Phobias can be cured.
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hungrig
from Sweden on 2002-05-29 20:40 [#00241118]
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bugs aren't very nice. at least not when I'm around... must be the bucket. ;-)
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E-man
from Rixensart (Belgium) on 2002-05-29 20:43 [#00241121]
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and all these things can be done on your pc, that's a hard temptation !
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-05-29 20:48 [#00241129]
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Sido, me too, I'm kind of scared of dogs. :-/ I had a big doberman toy with me when I was little, knock me on to the ground, growling at me, biting me and shit.
I prefer cats!
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ExHore
from Stamford, Ct. (United States) on 2002-05-29 20:49 [#00241132]
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i'm horrified off bugs :(
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-05-29 20:52 [#00241137]
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I hear ya... computers have killed my marks. I can't be bothered with anything not having to do with music, and computers have SOOO many things to do regarding music. Making it, listening to it, downloading it, reading about it, talking about it... gyrargh.
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titsworth
from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-05-29 21:06 [#00241161]
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exactly. i can even watch dvd's on my computer, tho i prefer using my tv. at least i still have books (although i have to keep putting the book down to check on the computer!).
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Taxidermist
from Black Grass on 2002-05-29 21:12 [#00241175]
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I am afraid of the dark. Or at least being alone in the dark.
Unless its a large room.
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Xanatos
from New York City (United States) on 2002-05-29 21:24 [#00241195]
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"crumbs in between the keys"
That's my phobia, while I'm eating crums manage to like gravitate from my mouth to in between the keyboard, I can be three feet away from my computer and half of my sandwhich will still fall into my computer. There must be something living in there feeding off 'em.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2002-05-29 21:26 [#00241198]
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i am scared of my amazing strength - i hope that i don't lose my temper and destroy an entire city in a fit of pique
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grinningcat
from london (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-29 21:33 [#00241209]
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Wasp are cunts, i think anyone who is not scared of them is the weird one.
I mean when a wasp files into the room, your told to 'stand still' and it will go away by itself. WHAT KIND OF FUCKING ADVISE IS THAT!!!??
A wasp to me is simply a flying dart, to keep well away from
I HATE moths as well. they have no sense of direction, so instead of keeping away from you they just fly randomly, and occasionally u'll feel a furry wing stroking ur face or a soft (yet firm) object trying to enter your ear.
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Sido Dyas
from a computer on 2002-05-29 21:40 [#00241222]
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haha!! good description!! "flying dart"
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license
from out of nowhere on 2002-05-29 21:42 [#00241224]
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really tight tunnels/crawlspaces
eeeeeeeeeeeggggaaaaddddddddd....
weird cos I'm not really intensely scared of anything else...
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sgt growley
from Deal (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-29 23:24 [#00241269]
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I sympathise entirely, i hate wasps! At college once i smaked a huge one wih a ruler and cut it in half, the ass half fell off but the wings/head section flew off on it's own at double speed, really freaked me out.
The only thing worse than wasps are eels 'cos they are evil ugly bastards and kind of look at you funny, if you give them the chance...
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nacmat
on 2002-05-29 23:27 [#00241270]
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I am scared of myself
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AMinal
from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-05-30 00:23 [#00241355]
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i fucking HATE wasps too! there's something SO FUCKING EVIL about them..... it freaks me out
ophecks, thank you for sharing your story of survival..... it serves as inspiration for the rest of us...
to stand up to those who we might fear! or..... uh..... well... let our mothers handle it! either way, it was a funny story!
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coyote
from NY (Canada) on 2002-05-30 00:32 [#00241362]
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large ghetto crowds
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AMinal
from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-05-30 00:35 [#00241365]
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where is NY, canada?
do u mean North York?
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Phresch
from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2002-05-30 00:39 [#00241371]
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lol! you should become a writer, Ophecks!
i hate spiders, but not as much as i hate their sticky web
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-05-30 00:45 [#00241378]
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There was ANOTHER wasp about a half hour ago, but I sqwooshed him myself. Hope he's frying in insect hell.
Looked everwhere. Can't figure out how these fuckers get in, all the windows and doors are secure. Fuck them, they're as cunning as they are deadly!
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AMinal
from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-05-30 00:50 [#00241386]
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lol ophecks!
serioulsy, good for you! you struck a blow for all mankind!
re: how they get in ur house....
maybe they have a nest in ur house...... UNDER YOU BED!!
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AMinal
from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-05-30 00:51 [#00241387]
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*uh.... "YOUR" bed
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RobE
from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-30 00:53 [#00241390]
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We had the some problem...sounds like a nest is nearby(usually a missing tile on the roof etc).}:>
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YosepH
on 2010-12-01 18:05 [#02399735]
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thought it was the webmaster
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