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Why aren't there any girls around here???!!!!
 

offline Nexus 6 from Netherlands, The on 2002-05-29 14:24 [#00240568]
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All you see is male, male, male...
Where are the girls!!!!!!!???????

*cries*


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-29 14:29 [#00240578]
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well, diastole is still online but she's probably terrified
by your avatar and therefore can't post


 

offline Nexus 6 from Netherlands, The on 2002-05-29 14:30 [#00240583]
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hehe, you might have a point


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-05-29 14:31 [#00240586]
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It's been a long time since I saw PhystPhukt.

Where are you, girl?
I miss you!!!

How is the bearsuit?


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-29 14:31 [#00240590]
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You could always turn GAY!


 

offline Laserbeak from Netherlands, The on 2002-05-29 14:32 [#00240591]
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Why? Do you want to talk about periods, relationships and
small children?
:)


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-29 14:33 [#00240594]
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yes! heheheh


 

offline Nexus 6 from Netherlands, The on 2002-05-29 14:38 [#00240610]
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I dunno I guess it's a lot more fun with a couple of girls
around :)


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-29 14:40 [#00240612]
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just close your eyes and imagine we have breasts.


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-29 14:41 [#00240614]
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Who needs girls when you can have people emulate them for
you. Here, I personally volunteer!

"Oowwww, I haven't had my period in DAYS! Gawd, I hope I'm
not pregnant.. ugh, stupid bloody cramps! GET ME SOMETHING
TO DRINK YOU BITCH, BE A LITTLE EMPATHETIC WHY DON'T YOU!
Owwww, did I mention my pain? What? YOU INSENSITIVE CAD! I'M
IN PAIN AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS SEX?! Oh.. you want
to go out with your friends instead then? Okay, that sounds
like fun, yeah. Just leave me here to DIE why don't you, and
go out and have fun ogling some 3 dollar trollops! Yeah,
I'll just lay here in pain while you go out and party, no
need to worry or anything, I mean sure, I can’t turn
without help but don't let that you stop you.. No, not at
all."

Better?

I have a feeling I'll get beaten because of this. *puts on
helmet*


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-29 14:43 [#00240617]
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punk, you got the pic?


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-29 14:47 [#00240626]
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Yup! Whoa, she was right, its not wholly pornographic ;).
Its not like she's in a doggie pose (my favorite *Cough*)
but still, its wanking material..haha..

Thanks mate!



 

offline diastole1 from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-29 14:50 [#00240638]
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thanks!!, i have subscirbed to become a suicide girl, i hope
i get to be one!!

i don;t moan about pains and stuff, i play pool and like to
drink i nice pint of smooth bitter, and vodka and
everything else- and generally all the cliche male stuff
that guys get up to...is that why i am on this site, do i
have too much testosterone, or what...!!!(i have never had
sex with a girlie though...)


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-29 14:51 [#00240639]
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don't mention it, we the wankers have to look after each
other


 

offline Nexus 6 from Netherlands, The on 2002-05-29 14:52 [#00240640]
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How does it feel to be one of the rare species on this mb?


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-29 14:52 [#00240642]
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so, nexus, are you happy now?


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-29 14:52 [#00240644]
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Heh, testosterone is a load of bollocks, I'm a girlie guy!
*Dances* I've got a jonny greenwood haircut and I wear
raglin type shirts with tight jeans/pants. Go me!


 

offline plugexpert from Nijmegen (Netherlands, The) on 2002-05-29 14:54 [#00240646]
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check out the Britney Spears messageboard,..lots of girlz
there


 

offline diastole1 from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-29 14:56 [#00240652]
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i bet you tuck your penis behind your thighs and dance
around in the nuddy pretending to be a girl!!!
LOL

i have always been a blokie in a womans body!!, but must be
gay, as i love men, and have a partial intriegue with woman,
more of a pervy fasination...
off to see the shrink now, back on laters...keep it kewl


 

offline Nexus 6 from Netherlands, The on 2002-05-29 14:56 [#00240653]
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hehe, you guys take this topic the wrong way. I was just
curious why there is such a small amount of women on this
mb.


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-29 14:57 [#00240657]
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Err, sure, if you're a guy of low morals and are just
looking for a f*ck.

Girl: "I like friends!" *dumb stares*

Me: That's nice, lets f*ck!



 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-29 15:00 [#00240661]
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Err., god that's a scary thought.. The tucking I mean.
*stares* NOW you have me worried. Nononono, I'm not gay and
nor do I WANT to be a girl. Yuck. I've just probably got
that whole greenwood thing going for me..ermm.. *turns red*


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-29 15:04 [#00240667]
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gay? as in homosexual, or gay as in... well just gay?
there's a difference, you know...


 

offline Laserbeak from Netherlands, The on 2002-05-29 15:06 [#00240670]
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You don't have to hide your true feelings you know
:)


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-05-29 15:07 [#00240673]
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I think they meant gay, as in a cigarette.


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-29 15:08 [#00240677]
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I'm neither homosexual or happy, no.

Eat me, for I am evil.

By the way, diastole accused me of doing a penis dance and
then RUNS! How rude of her.. but she's forgiven seeing as
she has nice eyes.. mmm... such lovely eyes.



 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-29 15:09 [#00240678]
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Tax: Err, that's FAG you FAG. :D


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-29 15:10 [#00240682]
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That 'knob between the legs' thing is a great masturbation
technique. I got the idea after seeing the other dude in
Silence of the Lambs.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-05-29 15:11 [#00240684]
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Hey... you the one yelling things about that are totally
smoke.


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-29 15:13 [#00240687]
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Oh god, it sounds painful Jonesy.. I'm not into the whole
bending to get off thing..err.. I'll just stick to sitting
on my hand until numb and then wanking. You should try it,
it feels like someone else is giving you a hand job.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-29 15:13 [#00240688]
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ah, yeah, I wished I could change sex at will... The best of
both world and all that

And by that other "gay" i didn't mean joyful, i meant, well
you know: PC, modern, polite and asshole and a lot of other
things. You know that south park episode when they show
those prototype toys to kids and their only comment is
"Gay".


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-29 15:14 [#00240689]
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mmm, all this talk about fags has made me want one. A
cigarette I mean, not a queenie.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-29 15:15 [#00240690]
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punk, funny that you mentioned this technique, there was
this great topic on masturbation some 2 months ago here, it
was called "Don't masterbate...", browse the board for it,
one of the funniest threads ever...


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-29 15:15 [#00240691]
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Oh, gay as an insult. Yes, another stupid american
invention. :P


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-29 15:17 [#00240693]
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Hehe.. Okie dokie, I'll have a look if I ever want to spice
up my sex life.. You heard me, that's what it consists of,
me and my hand.. don't be judgmental you cogs!


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-05-29 15:20 [#00240698]
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Question; If wanting to have sex with a member of your own
sex qualifies you as being gay, if only partly gay, then
doesn't anybody who regularily practices masturbation, by
default, become gay?


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-29 15:23 [#00240702]
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*blinks* You could also be bi but that's beside the
point..ermm.. It'd make you ASexual not homosexual I think.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-29 15:23 [#00240703]
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I'm gay big time, then.

But actually, no: autoeroticism and homo eroticism are
different phenomena


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-05-29 15:26 [#00240709]
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Autoeroticism is the only way.

And computers... drooool.


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-29 15:28 [#00240713]
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*humps his screen* Doesn't sex with computers hurt?


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-05-29 15:30 [#00240716]
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Perhaps... but you know... with computers there is that
spark that humans don't have.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-29 15:31 [#00240719]
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yeah, a 220 V spark in my case


 


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