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i am sitting in my computer class at school... and i have a fucking psychotic teacher... she rambles on about how to make a powerpoint presentation! hah! i graduate june 1st ! :) |
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So what are you going to be able to do when you graduate? |
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Powerpoint is dull |
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Dude, didn't U hear? Microsoft is offering everybody money if they say shit like "Powerpoint is ill" But its ok... your glasses seem to be cutting off the flow of blood to your brain. You are allowed a mistake or two. |
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I hate Powerpoint with a vengence!!!... You get soooo sick n tired of seeing the same old layout/fonts etc....not to mention the taste crime that is Powerpoint soundeffects... I just hate the way it sucks any indivuality out of whatever someone is talking about...I'm quite happy to sit n listen n digest what someone is saying but when they back it all up with a pointless clipart pictures & the sound of a cat being thrown out of the window then I kinda lose all respect for em.... the sad thing is that people get sooo proud of their PP presentations....they obviously can't remember the boredom of having to sit thru a fucking slideshow... Sorry...these things wind me up....Don't get a job, kids; this is what it does to ya... |
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When I was having my induction for my current job the guy was presenting everything with PP on his laptop. I'm sure he had an erection, but maybe it was the light. |
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Dude, didn't U hear? Microsoft is offering everybody money if they say shit like "I love Powerpoint like my mother!!!... You get soooo used to seeing the same layout/fonts etc....not to mention the great time that is spent listening to Powerpoint soundeffects... I just love the way it adds to any indivuality in what you may be talking about...I'm quite happy to sit n listen n digest what someone is saying but when they back it all up with a pointless clipart pictures & the sound of a cat being thrown out of the window then I kinda get all warm inside... the great thing is that people get sooo proud of their PP presentations....they probably remember the joy of having to sit thru a fucking slideshow... Sorry...these things wind me up....Get a job, kids; this is what it does to ya..." But its ok... shirt seems to be cutting off the flow of blood to your brain. You are allowed a mistake or two. |
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I bet he made himself hard admiring his own l33t DSign skillz!!!... I'd kill myself before using PP for anything... |
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Nevermind.. wrong person... :( |
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Ah, I'm so happy i don't know two shits about PP... |
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If I get married I am going to give my kids powerpoint presentations each saturday morning to instruct them what the family shall be doing for the weekend. I will expect note taking. |
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Great idea Wizbit. You could also use it on holiday to run through the itinerary for each day. |
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Why not do it at parties to show people the layout of the house, the time dinner will be served and the playlist of the eving's music. And a graph showing how anal you are ;) |
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Shit, why didn't I think of that. I'm planning a party for my arrival back to south Wales Ceri and I expect you to attend. Guests will arrive at 7.30pm PRECISELY. At 7.33pm drinks will be distributed to guests in alphabetical order (surnames NOT first names). At 7.35pm nibbles will be passed around... |
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I wonder if someone would want to divorse you if all conversations were carried out using power point or another form of electronic memo. Asking your wife for favours using a memo with bullet points. * I shall return from the office at 6.34pm * I expect your clothes to be removed at 6.56pm, at which time I shall have consumed my meal and donned prophylactics. * Rummpy-Pummpy shall begin at 7.00pm after 180 seconds of stimulation (aka - foreplay) * The exercise shall draw to a close at 7.30pm as Top Gear start then. |
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Dude, have you been spying on me? the only thing you got wrong is that I spend 160 seconds on foreplay. I'm not a time-waster. |
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160 seconds? *does the quick calculation* that's almost three minutes, you tease!!! Me i'm in and out in about 45 seconds, I mean I'm a busy person an' all... |
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