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While I was walking around... running errands, I was talking to a friend, lighting up a cigarette, and drinking a bunch of hard liquor, and I accidentally stepped on a snail. Its not really my fault, cause it kind of jumped out underneath my foot, but I still kinda feel bad about it. |
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lol |
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MURDERER!!!!!1 |
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poor mollusk when i was a toddler i was curious to find out what was underneath the shell of a snail. well, i took my curiousity a bit too far and cracked the shell and its nude visceral mass was exposed. it was still alive, but i still feel kinda bad when i think about it. |
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It wasn't my fault!!! I was really really drunk!!1 |
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it was the beer's fault |
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erm, liquor |
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No, that time I shot guy I shot that guy with my twelve guage was the beers fault... |
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hehehe you're funny.......bad bad boiiiiiiiii =0) |
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hahahahahhaha good one! |
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However, I take full responsibility for killing the english language with that last post :P |
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Didn't you see Phob's comment regarding send up threads? |
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Send up threads? |
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Yeah, one thread got closed yesterday because it parrodied reflex's thread much like this one does. |
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your fault, pay more attention :) |
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And let's hope it doesn't happen a second time! |
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You talking to me? Boys? |
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i hATE treading on snails -- that crunchiness quickly succeeded by squidgy snailguts is too much for my delicate constitution :( |
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U have bad karma |
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who are U? is that new band or something? |
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LOL!!!!!! |
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Although I am sure Taxidermist is just jokig, if you think about it, the snail had just as much right to live as the dog that Reflex killed did. How do we put a value on life? We probably accidentally kill loads of insects every day, and microbes, and everything, but no-one cares about them! A very poignant posting, I feel, even if it wasn't supposed to be. Although Phobiazero's ridiculous heavy-handedness will no doubt result in its closure before too long....... |
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jokig = joking |
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Poor snail... :( |
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i take it, manicminer, that you float naked in the cosmos to avoid any further death and damage to organic matter on this rotted squashed sphere, terra? |
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so, you were drunk! who can then blame you for stepping on a snail ? |
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a bottle of jack daniels and i can do anything...:) |
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good job no1 here follows the religion of jainism! |
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I hate killing anything :( Thnx for listening guys... |
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ok, lets start a countdown to see how long it takes for Phobiazero to close this thread!!! ONE!!! |
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very funny though, by the way... :) |
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To think natural selection favored them all the way up to the present... |
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my best friend hit a dog tonight :-(. wasn't his fault tho |
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put salt on a snail or slug and it will shrivel up |
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you're a cruel person, bob |
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haha i never said thats what *i* do..but its an option |
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yeah, you give ideas to a world of sadists out there and then pretend to be wholly innocent and good natured. Good try |
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i am good and innocent! btw, a cat can fit in a blender |
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aargh, tell that to my cats, you beast!!! |
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that's actually possibly. just think. you COULD do that. think what it would be like. |
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you just trying to make me feel uncomfortable, aren't you? |
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im actually opposed to hurting animals....but still its scary to think what is possible to do to them, and they cant even tell anyone about it..well the parrots can |
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