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chin hippy. anirog d9. future gibbon. |
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omg hahahaha that homophobes one is hilarious |
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Your Face Reminds me of when I was Old - Telefon Tel Aviv |
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We'll burn that bridge when we get to it -kiss it goodbye always liked that |
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'Battery Powered T Shirt' me |
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Chrome Bean Bag- I SOLD DXM ON EBAY AND TOOK OVER THE WORLD Chrome Bean Bag- I WAS REPLACED BY AN IDENTICAL ROBOT IN 1984 Chrome Bean Bag- MAKING TOAST IN THE BATHTUB |
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using the hope diamond as a doorstop trespassers in the stereo field both by American analog set |
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Chrome Bean Bag has a milly more weird name titles |
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i have some american drill mix by these guys from the OHM resistance (if anyone has ever heard of them..) anyhow theres a track on there named "Richard Pryor Catching Himself On Fire Freebasing Cocaine In The 80s" http://www.ohmresistance.com/ |
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list of my track titles: Anima Mundi vimh Ihbaaott Zenith 12 Unknown Species Of Plant Life Deucalion not to mention my name... Kcinsu :D |
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now i remebered the most totally odd song name it's "kaks kertaa yks sählyvuoro (et sä kuitenkaan tajuu mix)" |
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Florida (Is Shaped Like A Big Droopy Dick For A Reason)-cex |
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Careful with that axe, Eugene Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict By you Know who.... |
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A Penis Is A Big Clit Just Bigger and With A Hole In The End By Venetian Snares and Speedranch. |
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VSnares has such stupid song titles. They're not weird. Doormouse has pretty dumb ones too. |
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all by Nurse With Wound: · Either Open or Unsound · A Window of Possible Organic Development · A Piece Of The Sky Is Missing · The Six Buttons of Sex Appeal · Alvin's Funeral (The Milk Was Delivered in Black Bottles) · Nylon Coverin' Body Smotherin' · The Self Sufficient Sexual Shoe · A Silhouette and a Thumbtack (Dance in Hyperspace) · Darkness fish · Russolo, a little fella on very ordinary legs (on the verge of getting it on) · Sugarbush Vs. The Swinging Snares · Scrambled Egg Rebellion in the Smegma Department · Organophosphorouse Resistance In Studio Conditions · Musical Bovine Spongiform (the Mad Cow Two-Step) ... |
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...by Merzbow: · Brain Forest For Metal-Acoustic Concrete · Autopussy Go No Go · H. Penisorpenoscrotalis, Penile Orpenoscrotalhypospadia Stapphylococcusseminoma Blastomeren · Baby Powder On Peach Fuzz · The Book Of A Thousand Hands · This Dying Toad Become Forth With Coal For Colour Black · Electric Tatara / Karl-Marx Is Sutra / De-Soundtracks 1 · Uterus and Human · Eat Beat Eat #2 |
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it would take millions in plastic surgery to make me black |
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what's wrong with naked - Xploding Plastix Rust, JÆVEL?!? - Carlos og Pedro Did they ever tell consteau - Esbjørn Svensson Trio |
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all from v/vm's latest: show me a powerbook and i'll show you the twat who owns it sometimes i think all i've ever done is build sandcastles show me a guitar and i'll show you the cunt who plays it |
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uzim: haha, "Scrambled Egg Rebellion in the Smegma Department",...that's a good one. here's a tracklisting of my latest album i'm doing: 1. pentaz (i) [0:44] 2. the aqueous sounds from the gutter (1) [0:32] 3. the aqueous sounds from the gutter (2) [1:02] 4. the aqueous sounds from the gutter (3) [0:42] 5. balanced on an amphibious tympanic membrane (1) [1:43] 6. balanced on an amphibious tympanic membrane (2) [0:20] 7. untitled [1:00] 8. kolutus (i) [1:25] 9. polar synapse and beyond (1) [3:19] 10. polar synapse and beyond (2) [1:00] 11. polar synapse and beyond (3) [1:27] 12. gyruaz (i) [1:04] 13. pentaz (ii) [2:00] 14. 35 x 28 {purple} (1) [0:46] 15. 35 x 28 {purple} (2) [1:30] 16. kolutus (ii) [4:02] 17. nasty felchers (1) [1:25] 18. nasty felchers (2) [0:14] 19. nasty felchers (3) [1:41] 20. nasty felchers (4) [0:31] 21. recidivism beneath the surfaces (1) [0:34] 22. recidivism beneath the surfaces (2) [1:54] 23. recidivism beneath the surfaces (3) [1:34] 24. gyruaz (ii) [2:03] 25. untitled [0:49] 26. nullified fusion projector lid (1) [0:28] 27. nullified fusion projector lid (2) [0:56] 28. nullified fusion projector lid (3) [0:47] 29. untitled [1:37] 30. gargel-sllop-grolck-plopp-fiz-klelg (1) [1:57] 31. gargel-sllop-grolck-plopp-fiz-klelg (2) [0:32] 32. kolutus (iii) [2:05] 33. paperclip muscle stretchers (1) [2:01] 34. paperclip muscle stretchers (2) [0:40] 35. paperclip muscle stretchers (3) [1:06] 36. untitled [0:07] 37. untitled [0:13] 38. jilpik (i) [0:44] 39. untitled [0:43] 40. organic sub-particle mutator extraction device (1) [1:08] 41. organic sub-particle mutator extraction device (2) [0:45] 42. organic sub-particle mutator extraction device (3) [0:55] 43. organic sub-particle mutator extraction device (4) [0:29] 44. the answer to everything (1) [1:22] 45. the answer to everything (2) [2:19] 46. death squad platelet screen (1) [0:34] 47. death squad platelet screen (2) [0:11] 48. gyruaz |
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48. gyruaz (iii) [0:49] 49. untitled [0:09] 50. pentaz (iii) [4:02] 51. jilpik (ii) [0:20] 52. sedimentary muffler cloth (1) [0:21] 53. sedimentary muffler cloth (2) [0:07] 54. sedimentary muffler cloth (3) [0:38] 55. untitled [0:19] 56. tendon contraction neural spasm (1) [0:08] 57. tendon contraction neural spasm (2) [0:43] 58. tendon contraction neural spasm (3) [0:26] 59. untitled [1:16] 60. untitled [0:03] 61. jilpik (iii) [0:50] 62. 4urth3r int0 wa5te (1) [0:40] 63. 4urth3r int0 wa5te (2) [0:24] 64. kolutus (iv) [0:25] 65. serated rivet-container; spastic collapsing hub (1) [0:29] 66. serated rivet-container; spastic collapsing hub (2) [0:05] 67. serated rivet-container; spastic collapsing hub (3) [1:50] 68. untitled [1:09] 69. kolutus (v) [6:29] total time. [78:25] |
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and here's my other one: xcean. void9. ai. a small ingestion (lakeside #2) aii. (we've got) spillage aiii. miscalculated tones (of the whistling vapor trail) bi. (whispers of what it was) the entractment bii. the upheaval (of a distant stare; like the root's cold relapse) biii. (seventh spinal column synapsis; [mucous/membrane]) cerebrea ci. (when skin meets skin) calypcean cii. (the tightening of muscles) tetravexiol ciii. vermin (continued) (subdivisions of a disposable society) civ. protocol ignorance (standard equilibrial procedure) di. ([this is] only the start of another distraught triangular ploy)........and always will be dii. trapezoidals (formulating figurable feasabilities) diii. (common gesture evolves into the instinctive reflex) reaction - reimposed ei. under- astonishment no.14 (mastering the art of wavelength) eii. (lamentations; prescription agents +-/-+ cycle 2 [it's all a scheme]) another mass amalgam eiii. .void. .version 9. .static-reimbursement. engage. *fi. recalling the re-flux |
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Cunt. |
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by caustic window |
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Lick my love pump Spinal tap . |
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sadly i learnt to play that just so i could make that joke over and over again :) |
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That would be class ;) |
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'De gedupeerde bruidjes van bruidshuis Monique' by The Amazing Stroopwafels |
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Anal Cunt's song titles are all funny as hell some are really long like "I got this office job so I could sexually harass you" "women, natures punching bag" .... |
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I don't know why, but the term ''Globe of Frogs'', a Robyn Hitchcock album, cracks me up. He cracks me up. His albums and he. |
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i really shouldnt be laughing at that. list some others |
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"The Jar is the Baby Man" by Snares, what is he talking about there? |
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earthleakage:: ok.. check this out, they have so many albums, and on each album there is like 30 songs.. here are some of my favourite song Deadbeat Dads Are Cool, Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny, Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You, I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It, I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis, I Fucked Your Wife, I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid, I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You,I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank, Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay, The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because, They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt, You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick... there are soooooooooooo many more good ones, but these are SOME of the best.. not all though. |
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oh man you made me cry laughing |
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yeah its hard not to laugh. |
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oh hohohho! |
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