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I don't know if any Ukers read the daily mail (I can't stand the thing, but noticed this article) on useless facts, and the guy who wrote this book filled with them, listed about 30 of them for the paper. And he said the most useless thing he knew what that "In all the football betting shops around the country, Hull City is the only team which idle pen-jotters can't doodle in any loops or swirls in letters" such as O's, D's, B's, ect.... pretty useless, no? |
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The most useless thing i know is book van halens farytale... |
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Bad topics and spam ;) |
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A whale penis is called a Dork. |
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the spin of a muon is -1/2 |
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1+1=2 who ever uses this shit? |
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A whale penis is called a dork? Huh. Well I'll be damned. |
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wasn't there something with 3.1415926535897932384626433832795 ??? |
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i like pie, preferably cherry |
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knowing that pig orgasms are 30 minutes long isn't very useful... |
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John Dillinger's dick was 20 something inches long, and the mortician cut it off and rumor has it that the shriveled up remains are in a museum somewhere. 20 inches! |
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Hmm... i heard similar things about Jimi Hendrix... |
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That WOULD make sense, he's black after all. |
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To eat and digest celery takes more energy than you actually get out of it..FACT! |
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Hmm...so actually you gain energy when you stick it in your ass and puke it out? |
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I know that, it's brilliant dieting food. The most useless thing I know is probably how to make a vodka martini. No one drinks them, so it's a fairly useless piece of knowledge. |
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gimme some time to get my head round that... |
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I do, when me and my mates are down pub and they ask for pints of bitter I go for a Vodka Martini ;D |
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the word fact comes from the latin root facere which means TO MAKE - so now you know how real facts are |
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2 of my brother's mates (naval officers) were trying to convince some wenches that they were james bond type characters and ordered vodka martinis. I was a pretty low class bar so the barmaid didn't know how to make them. She asked them and they said 2 shots vodka, 2 shots martini. They drank them (trying to keep a straight face)! |
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hahah! I hate it when peer pressure makes you drin but you feel like you can't |
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white chocolate makes tou fart really bad |
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THe most useless thing I know is the 'welsh' alphabet! :) |
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dammit that sucks. I love white chocolate. I want some white chocolate ice cream. |
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I like those white chocolate drops with the 'hundred an thousands' candy on them! I could eat them until I was sick! |
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the most useless thing I know... If you play musical chairs with more than enough chairs, it's impossible to win. And another thing, fat people are hard to kidnap... |
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if you write racecar backwards, it still says racecar |
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cows say meow |
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sticking your head out of the train causes it to be removed quiet quickly. |
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An ant can survive two days under water. Ants make up 1/10 of the living flesh in the world. Ants are cool. |
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lots of information about popular music... LOTS!!! |
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Golf balls are used in a game called "golf". |
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up, up, down, down, left, right, B, A, start. |
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I can't decide whether it's math, science, of that most lipsticks contain fish scales. I like lipstick but not fish. Some information that IS useful is that sex can cure arthritis pain for up to 6 hours. So if a chick ever says "no I'm not in the mood, my arthritis is acting up again" there you go. |
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Or if a guy says something about his arthritis pain acting up you can use it on a guy too, I just don't know too many guys who try to get out of sex. |
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-ingestion of papaya juice creates tasty semen -the US interstate highway system was designed w/ straight sections every few miles to facilitate landing areas for military aircraft in wartime or national emergency -If you put your hood up and turn on your hazard flashers, you can park anywhere, anytime for 10 minutes, no questions asked. It's an unwritten rule. |
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i would make you some white chocolate ice cream, but i don't have any white chocolate, and besides, it would melt by the time you came in from spokane to montreal. oh well. |
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That stamps are legal tender and can be used to purchase items in a shop. |
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the spam posted on this topic has words forming little sets of stairs decending from left to right... |
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The cheat to enable debugging mode on megadrive mortal kombat 1: Down, Up, Left, Left, A, Right, Down Is meant to spell "Dullard". The Blood code is also meant to spell "Abracadabra"... |
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hey license...why are u called licence? do you happen to know how to make fake ones? if so *whisper whisper* {{{{{email me...}}}}} |
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If a chick sucks you off then you kiss her then you just got your own jizz in your mouth. Pointless really. |
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Did you know that men have a really sensitive erogenous spot up their arsehole? Hang on, is that useless? |
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eating yellow snow is bad for you |
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cows can't walk backwards and a twat is a pregnant goldfish |
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To make Alien saliva in the film Alien they used KY Jelly. Is that a useless enough fact? |
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Karl Marx had an uncle in Holland who set up the electronics company Philips. The irony eh? |
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england is a country |
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No its not, its a bloody prison. |
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