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offline insect540 from blacksburg (United States) on 2002-05-07 03:11 [#00208837]
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oh many babys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
a: depends on how hungery i am.

-post more baby jokes if ya know'em


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2002-05-07 03:14 [#00208839]
Points: 2040 Status: Lurker



...
um....
okay
i don't know any jokes involving dead babies... and i think
i have a right to be proud of that
good day, sir


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-05-07 03:14 [#00208841]
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let's not okay..this is old and stale it was old news even
10 years ago on the newsnet...now it stinks worse than socks
on a corpse dead ten days..


 

offline insect540 from blacksburg (United States) on 2002-05-07 03:15 [#00208844]
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im sorry im not jesus.


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-05-07 03:20 [#00208849]
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that's alright..I like your gif though..so it's not all
bad...:)


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-05-07 03:24 [#00208860]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



i don't get the dead baby jokes....are they supposed to be
funny? I mean, i'm not offended, but they don't make me
laugh :/


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-05-07 03:27 [#00208866]
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i dont think they make anyone laugh...


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2002-05-07 03:28 [#00208867]
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they made me laugh when i was like 12


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-05-07 03:57 [#00208902]
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Here in Sweden we joke about Norwegians
(or atleast kids do/did ).

For example::How do you sink a norwegian submarine ?

how?

::You swimm down and knock on the door.

They joke about us too.=)


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-05-07 04:01 [#00208905]
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we have jokes about Australians and vice versa..but I dont
usually go for that sorta thing


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2002-05-07 04:03 [#00208906]
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why was the baby deaf?

GANTZ GRAF


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-05-07 04:04 [#00208908]
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haha!!
I guess it's a global thing to joke about your neighbour.

Well i don't go for that either , it's kids stuff...


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-05-07 04:53 [#00208990]
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q: how do you get 500 dead babies into a pickup truck?
a: a pitch fork
q: why do you use a pitch fork?
a: to see if any are still alive

q: how do you make a dead baby float
a: can of rootbeer and two scoops of dead baby
i have plenty more


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2002-05-07 04:54 [#00208991]
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Well I can't say that I would find the corpse of an infant
humorous, but just look at that <---- pudgy face, is that
not the cutest extremely-obese-mortally-overweight-child you
have ever seen?


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-07 04:56 [#00208994]
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here in Canada everyone makes fun of Newfoundlanders!!! Even
us Newfoundlanders!!! :)


 

offline zguru from Lindale (Texas) (United States) on 2002-05-07 04:56 [#00208995]
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what do you get when you stab a baby to death?
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an erection.


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-05-07 04:57 [#00208997]
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when I was in Pakistan they scorned me because my Afghan
roots and then there's a thing between Pakistanis and
Indians..actually it gets quite confusing over there..
of coarse US vs Cananda..


 

offline zguru from Lindale (Texas) (United States) on 2002-05-07 04:59 [#00209000]
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what's the worst part about having sex with babies?
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getting blood on your clown suit.


 

offline zguru from Lindale (Texas) (United States) on 2002-05-07 05:01 [#00209004]
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not a baby joke but...

How do you circumsise a redneck?
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kick his sister in the jaw.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-07 05:03 [#00209010]
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yeah, and we own the US in hockey dammit!!!!! :)


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-05-07 05:07 [#00209012]
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i posted this before:

a woman is waiting in the hospital to see her newborn baby
girl(just gave birth). the doctor arrives after a few hours.
when he enteres the room he angrily throws the baby against
the walls, smashing it's face on the floor and kicking and
beating it severely. blood is spilling everywhere all over
the woman.

she screams and cries "why are you doing this to my
child!??"

doctor replies: "April Fools! It was already dead!"



 

offline zguru from Lindale (Texas) (United States) on 2002-05-07 05:10 [#00209014]
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if anyone here reads the onion, they had a great article a
few months ago called "Babies are Stupid".

look it up in their archives... it's funny.


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-05-07 05:18 [#00209017]
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hehe, yeah zguru that was hilarious. "a baby was given a
map and compass and set adrift in lake michigan. two months
later, the baby hasn't made it to shore, and is presumeably
somewhere adrift in the saint lawrence seaway" hehehe

but your other jokes disgust me! :P ;)


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-05-07 05:24 [#00209019]
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bye..


 

offline Zen Storm from St. Charles (United States) on 2002-05-07 05:35 [#00209024]
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Trivia Question: The highest number of dead babies hanging
from a closeline is found on what almbum cover?


 

offline Zen Storm from St. Charles (United States) on 2002-05-07 05:36 [#00209025]
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Why It would be Megadeth's "Youthanasia"


 


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