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oh many babys does it take to screw in a light bulb? a: depends on how hungery i am. -post more baby jokes if ya know'em |
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... um.... okay i don't know any jokes involving dead babies... and i think i have a right to be proud of that good day, sir |
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let's not okay..this is old and stale it was old news even 10 years ago on the newsnet...now it stinks worse than socks on a corpse dead ten days.. |
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im sorry im not jesus. |
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that's alright..I like your gif though..so it's not all bad...:) |
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i don't get the dead baby jokes....are they supposed to be funny? I mean, i'm not offended, but they don't make me laugh :/ |
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i dont think they make anyone laugh... |
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they made me laugh when i was like 12 |
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Here in Sweden we joke about Norwegians (or atleast kids do/did ). For example::How do you sink a norwegian submarine ? how? ::You swimm down and knock on the door. They joke about us too.=) |
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we have jokes about Australians and vice versa..but I dont usually go for that sorta thing |
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why was the baby deaf? GANTZ GRAF |
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haha!! I guess it's a global thing to joke about your neighbour. Well i don't go for that either , it's kids stuff... |
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q: how do you get 500 dead babies into a pickup truck? a: a pitch fork q: why do you use a pitch fork? a: to see if any are still alive q: how do you make a dead baby float a: can of rootbeer and two scoops of dead baby i have plenty more |
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Well I can't say that I would find the corpse of an infant humorous, but just look at that <---- pudgy face, is that not the cutest extremely-obese-mortally-overweight-child you have ever seen? |
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here in Canada everyone makes fun of Newfoundlanders!!! Even us Newfoundlanders!!! :) |
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what do you get when you stab a baby to death? ... ... ... ... an erection. |
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when I was in Pakistan they scorned me because my Afghan roots and then there's a thing between Pakistanis and Indians..actually it gets quite confusing over there.. of coarse US vs Cananda.. |
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what's the worst part about having sex with babies? ... ... ... ... getting blood on your clown suit. |
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not a baby joke but... How do you circumsise a redneck? ... ... ... ... kick his sister in the jaw. |
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yeah, and we own the US in hockey dammit!!!!! :) |
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i posted this before: a woman is waiting in the hospital to see her newborn baby girl(just gave birth). the doctor arrives after a few hours. when he enteres the room he angrily throws the baby against the walls, smashing it's face on the floor and kicking and beating it severely. blood is spilling everywhere all over the woman. she screams and cries "why are you doing this to my child!??" doctor replies: "April Fools! It was already dead!" |
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if anyone here reads the onion, they had a great article a few months ago called "Babies are Stupid". look it up in their archives... it's funny. |
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hehe, yeah zguru that was hilarious. "a baby was given a map and compass and set adrift in lake michigan. two months later, the baby hasn't made it to shore, and is presumeably somewhere adrift in the saint lawrence seaway" hehehe but your other jokes disgust me! :P ;) |
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bye.. |
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Trivia Question: The highest number of dead babies hanging from a closeline is found on what almbum cover? |
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Why It would be Megadeth's "Youthanasia" |
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