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yom kippur |
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rabbi etc etc! |
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hehe yod he va he!!! |
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all i can think of is roman polanskis schlock horror flick the fearless vampire killers "oh mina my beutifull mina aye aye aye" etc etc much jewishness and stuff! |
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A Jew walks into a hotel and tells the clerk she would like to rent a room. The clerk looks up at her and says "I'm sorry, we don't have any rooms available." The Jew is standing for a moment when a man walks up ready to check out. The Jew immediately says "I'll take HIS room." The clerk again tells the Jew, "Sorry, but we simply don't have a room for you, we don't rent to Jews" "Ahh" says the Jew, "And what makes you think that I'm a Jew? "Ok," says the clerk "Tell me, do you believe in Jesus?" "Absolutely!" says the Jew "Ok, that's a start. Where was Jesus born?" "Bethlehem!" says the Jew "Ok" says the clerk, "And where in Bethlehem was Jesus born?" "In a manger!" says the Jew The clerk now leaned over and got right up to the Jew, "Tell me, w-why was Jesus born in a manger?" The Jew belts out "Because some schmuck like you wouldn't rent his parents a room!" |
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