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chicken paste man!! on 2001-07-06 12:11 [#00012712] | |||||||||
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that was all. |
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Moses on 2001-07-06 13:08 [#00012723] | |||||||||
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In days of old, those who gave praise to 'false idols' were, to use the old Hebrew term, "fucked up". I particularly remember an instance in which a chicken paste cult sprang up and were consequently smashed using boulders and whole trees.... .....beware of my prophetic powers. |
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chicken paste man!! on 2001-07-06 13:12 [#00012724] | |||||||||
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i aint scared of beards. not meaning to dismiss anyones religion, but..... i am chicken paste man!! |
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\/\/ooÆ’erAttack!!! from Milan on 2001-07-06 13:26 [#00012728] | |||||||||
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Yippy Ya Yeah Chicken Paste Man!!!!! . Long life to Chicken Paste Man!!!!! . :) . \/\/ooÆ’er |
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Scary Bear on 2001-07-06 13:31 [#00012730] | |||||||||
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Boulders are no match for Chicken Paste. I have concluded that duck paste is also inferior. |
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Moses on 2001-07-06 13:35 [#00012733] | |||||||||
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I can assure you the boulders reduced the original chicken paste man to duck paste and the trees finished him off until there was nothing but a pile of chicken bones and gristle.......... ..........which we all pissed on. |
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chicken paste man!! on 2001-07-06 13:49 [#00012739] | |||||||||
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shut it moses. still not meaning to dis anyones religion, but moses you talk shit and your mate god has his head stuck up his arse. i am the original chicken paste man. there is no other. i did not die - like some disappear in a puff of smoke, i disappeared leaving behind only gristle and mystical chicken paste. |
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Moses on 2001-07-06 13:52 [#00012742] | |||||||||
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But you're still covered in my piss. |
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chicken paste man!! on 2001-07-06 13:52 [#00012743] | |||||||||
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holy piss!! |
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duck paste man on 2001-07-06 20:26 [#00012901] | |||||||||
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I could put an end to your taunts with a single squirt of duck paste, but the fact is that I find your miserable pathetic attempts entertaining. You too moses. Moses is nothing compared to duck paste. Moses is a single quark compared to the universe that is duck paste man. |
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Moses on 2001-07-07 20:53 [#00013033] | |||||||||
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I may be over 2000 years old and keep tripping over my beard, but I've got some hardcore back-up!!! |
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M m M m on 2001-07-07 21:48 [#00013048] | |||||||||
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Yeah, I know, you're a member of The Super Best Friends (if you saw that south park episode). I don't think I'll mess with you anymore... You, Jesus, Buddah, Seaman (heh heh), and some other dude all fight evil in a captain planet style. But I am not the evil one, that is chicken past man!! Duck paste man is virtuous, chicken paste man is villainous. I would be interested in joining your team, I have the super power of duck paste. Together with wind, fire, water and duck paste, we can defeat chicken paste man. |
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Duck paste man on 2001-07-07 21:51 [#00013050] | |||||||||
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Oh, uh, excuse me I had something in my throat. "MMmm, ack, M m M m" okay it's gone... No really, I am duck paste man. |
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Moses on 2001-07-07 21:52 [#00013051] | |||||||||
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Rest assured I can piss all over chicken paste man's face anytime I want........but I won't cos, as you all know, I am a good person and have nothing to do but spread good news and amuse people with the things I can do with a stick, a snake and a burning bush......... |
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M m M m on 2001-07-07 21:58 [#00013052] | |||||||||
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Can you tie a King Cobra in a square knot before it bites you? THAT would be something. |
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Moses on 2001-07-07 22:15 [#00013055] | |||||||||
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I can stun a King Cobra using nothing but a small twig, before neutralising it's harmful venom, skinning it and wittling it's carcus down to an attractive tableside ornament...... Such is the power of Moses. |
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M m M m on 2001-07-08 06:44 [#00013112] | |||||||||
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Can you wittle it into a miniature statue of liberty? THAT would be something. |
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chicken paste man!! on 2001-07-09 11:30 [#00013320] | |||||||||
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moses - i bet you smell! |
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Ahhh you dont see threads like this anymore, ALL HAIL CHICKEN PASTE MAN!! |
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