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Has anyone ever imagined being only the above measurement in height ? I turned on the telly vision recently and seen images, Images constructed of a selection of colours, inside each peach that I sliced open was what looked like a hut for a gang of children to live in. These children did not have a mother, father or transexual, as they were invented by those who are test-tubes only. The parents are not only made of liquids, they are semi-solid, hence thier ability to seep under doors whilst Hollywood superstars are sleeping and steal all the Oscars. Has anyone ever attempted to look at photographs whilst blind ? Or has anyone attempted to listen to Cameras whilst deaf ? Therefore why do blind people and deaf people need to pay for televisions and other such items ? This is what I think should happen, these are my rules: 1. Instead of bread people should eat cardboard boxes that have been injected with spare dreams. *Reason - Too much card is being produced, trees shall be allowed to grow and dreams look quite similair to dough. 2. People should be made to swim the distance between a dead horse and a false leg each day. * Reason - This will expand lung volume and increase international respect for dead horse skeleton and monopeds. 3. During child birth, the midwife should enscribe the words to the Jaws theme tune onto the forehead of each child. If words are not known use diagrams of the finger and palm movements of a double-bass player for each note. 4. All skin should be replaced with panther leather. * Reasons - Most Panthers are unemployed, people will be able to hide in shadows, ninjas will be obsolete. 5. Why are coins round, when most pockets are the same shape as hands. If all coins were formed into the same shape as a standard hand, there would be: 1. No need for wallets 2. No inefficient use of space in pockets 3. People could avoid risk of spreading germs whilst giving "high-five", 6. Transvestites are men dressed as ladies...... Riddle :- "What do you call a |
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mid pre / post Op. transvestite lesbian man who has recently has gone through the following gender altering operations: Male to Female, Female to Eunuch, Eunuch to Male, Male to Chick- Boy to Lesbian transvestite, with intentions of ungenderising itself as the concept of mas*urbation, procreation and Kevin Kostner are unknown due to a lack of dictionaries and television. Question - "Is Kevin Kostner still alive ?" |
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lol, someone's high. |
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"Most Panthers are unemployed, people will be able to hide in shadows, ninjas will be obsolete." I love you, man. Somebody should sign you to Rephlex. |
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he probably is. |
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To do what ? |
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perhaps someone already has...heh... |
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To just do your thang |
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Hey, just relax, everything's going to be OK, just stare at until you feel better. |
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Yes I do feel like a Romanian Orphan. The poor little buggers |
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i can almost see the top of the mountain! |
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...? holy shit, I've seen some fuct stuff on this mb. this and hevquip's "hey my food is dead" take the cake. I love it. |
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We have one of the most complete evolutionary records of the horse. We call them horses now, but they used to be very penguin like. |
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i can pretty much predict what wizards teeth is gonna say i've been here for so long.. and well.. hevquip just follows suit |
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