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I am very bored. Anyone got any suggestions on what to do? Entertain me or something. |
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let's make up a story: once there was a plump penguin named Rhubarb |
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Rhubarb liked extra salted peanuts and Limited-lifetime guarantees. |
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He was feeling quite adventerous one day and decided to go to the local...... |
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Buddist temple to borrow a 3.245 cups of rock salt to make extra salted peanut ice cream with. |
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he, of course, flew there (he is a special flying pengiun) |
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so he made his ice scream and jumped... |
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He flew, but there was no where to land, what was poor Rhubarb to do? |
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He was greeted with hostlilty from the Buddha Master, little did Rhubarb know he was an imposter |
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Ok, scratch that last post. He was taken, and locked in the ice freezer. |
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A big ostrich flew into his window and pecked at the ice freezer in hopes of freeing Rhubarb |
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Rhubarb, used his super strong beak to scratch from the other side. But the buddhist guards hear the scrathing. |
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scratching |
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If your still bored you can go find me a girlfriend. That'll keep you busy a while... |
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Thanks, ill pass.Now! On with the story! |
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The door opened, so Rhubarb quickly scratched a................. |
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i dont know if this will helpe with your boredem or not... but u have a REALLY cool name Ctrl Alt Del wow! so simple, memorable.... im surprised that ive never seen it before! not on MBs, chat rooms, multiplayer games..... NOTHING! i would expect it to be one of the first names taken, when the net was created... reserved by one of the fathers of internetation or somehting like that ;) anyways, congratulations on ur cool name! |
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Thanks=) |
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what? I don't get it...er...lemme try... Rhubarb quickly scratched a guard in the head, causing his toupee to fall off. the other guards were so amused that they all fell on the floor, doubled over in laughter. Rhubarb hopped away just seconds before the embarrassed bald guard noticed that he had escaped from the freezer. |
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then his toupee pulled out a light saber..... and started after rhubarb, swinging it threateningly |
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Rhuharb quickly ran out of the temple with angry buddhists after him, he quickly took flight too...... |
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then, the buhdist monks jumped into their nuclear bomb equiped stealth fighter jets, and took to the air after rhubarb (yes, budist monks have fighter jets) |
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But, alas, poor Rhubarb walked (more like waddled) across the hall and (to his suprise) was caught by the evil Dr. Zaius! |
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rhubarb dived into the ocean where he met his dolphin friend, Squeaky. |
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Squeaky and Rhuharb swan to Costa Rica. |
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lol ,very delayed post, what will become of the storyline??? |
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In Costa Rica, they got a quick bite to eat at the BirdSeedIceCream stand. As they both finished eating their tasty treats, they noticed the Buddhist guards coming up the coast, nipping at their heels. |
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They ran and ran and ran! |
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never to see the light of day again. The End! |
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