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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-26 21:06 [#00195695]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular



Howdy to all you trolls out there! I'm looking for a nice
professional troll that is willing to take me under his/her
wing and show me the ropes of trollism. I'm a very eager
learner. Thanks in advance.

Love,
w M w


 

offline nhiiq from the hanging valleys on 2002-04-26 21:08 [#00195697]
Points: 481 Status: Regular



fuck, you bitch. you racists cunt. god hates you. :)


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-04-26 21:08 [#00195698]
Points: 8876 Status: Lurker



Lesson no 1) start a topic that will instantly piss everyone
off.
For example "BOC Sucks!!!!" or "THIS MB SUCKS!!!"


 

offline Xanatos from New York City (United States) on 2002-04-26 21:10 [#00195700]
Points: 3316 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag



Just try to piss everyone off or argue something totally
rediculous with exagerrated comments so that everyone will
get into a heated debate with you. People are always
tempted to argue with people they know they can beat, so an
outlandish argument is a good troll-method.
Then tell them that you 'kno afx'. Then before you are
finally banned, tell them you think they are all stupid fans
and that they (ironically), are wasting their time
here.


 

offline tunemx from Budapest (Hungary) on 2002-04-26 21:10 [#00195702]
Points: 2144 Status: Webmaster | Followup to w M w: #00195695 | Show recordbag



w M w: you dont want to lose your points, right? Then you
better be unskilled as a troll.


 

offline PhystPhukt from The Holiest of Holes (United States) on 2002-04-26 21:10 [#00195703]
Points: 1414 Status: Addict



How to be a troll.....

I DONT know.

Lesson 2: Focus on some innocent bystander and mega blast
(negate) any opinion they may have. OR....be unnaturally
biast against EVERYTHING.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-04-26 21:11 [#00195704]
Points: 8876 Status: Lurker | Followup to Xanatos: #00195700



haha!!!
Yeah thats the method....


 

offline nhiiq from the hanging valleys on 2002-04-26 21:12 [#00195705]
Points: 481 Status: Regular



j00r m3thods al 5uck. i'm teh b3zt.


 

offline PhystPhukt from The Holiest of Holes (United States) on 2002-04-26 21:12 [#00195706]
Points: 1414 Status: Addict



I think most people here thought I was a
.....TROLL....because of my name. Some tend to think it was
concocted only to offend others.

Well....shit then. :)


 

offline nhiiq from the hanging valleys on 2002-04-26 21:13 [#00195708]
Points: 481 Status: Regular



usually they drool all over the girls.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-04-26 21:15 [#00195711]
Points: 8876 Status: Lurker



Newbies with an attitude are always suspicious.....
I think most of us regulars here are getting pretty good at
spotting a troll early.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-04-26 21:15 [#00195712]
Points: 39976 Status: Regular



tunemx------points? do the peeps get banned anymore?


 

offline PhystPhukt from The Holiest of Holes (United States) on 2002-04-26 21:15 [#00195713]
Points: 1414 Status: Addict



Nhiiq: I dun really mean here, but at other message boards.
PhystPhukt is my ETERNAL nickname because I got in trouble
in the 7th grade for drawing hundreds of hentai pictures of
13 year olds actually doing the deed. I thought it was
hilarious at the time. --laughs--


 

offline PhystPhukt from The Holiest of Holes (United States) on 2002-04-26 21:15 [#00195715]
Points: 1414 Status: Addict



How do you SPOT a troll?! <---eager to learn ANYTHING.


 

offline nhiiq from the hanging valleys on 2002-04-26 21:16 [#00195716]
Points: 481 Status: Regular | Followup to PhystPhukt: #00195713



that's messed up.


 

offline PhystPhukt from The Holiest of Holes (United States) on 2002-04-26 21:16 [#00195717]
Points: 1414 Status: Addict



Nhiiq *snickers* Why's it messed up?


 

offline nhiiq from the hanging valleys on 2002-04-26 21:20 [#00195722]
Points: 481 Status: Regular



i don't know... i drew comics in 7th grade too. but uh...
not of fist fucking. also my freind and i made fake cigs and
packaging... "parbar's" or "pbu's"... quite funny actually.
would use leaves, and plants as tobbacco... ah the memories.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-04-26 21:20 [#00195723]
Points: 39976 Status: Regular



fist fuck----thats great !!!
its messed up becasue it doesnt fit into the NORM of what
people want....fuck the norm....


 

offline PhystPhukt from The Holiest of Holes (United States) on 2002-04-26 21:21 [#00195725]
Points: 1414 Status: Addict



Recycle : Yess!! I still have some of those pics too. I
still draw comics, but my hentai days are over.


 

offline PhystPhukt from The Holiest of Holes (United States) on 2002-04-26 21:23 [#00195729]
Points: 1414 Status: Addict



<---Trying EXTREMLY hard to ignore the NIN thread.

I love NIN....but I must resist for now. Must resist the
force...


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-04-26 21:23 [#00195730]
Points: 39976 Status: Regular



fist fuck......im almost scared to see them.......(crawls
under the desk then goes outside to skateboard)


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-04-26 21:24 [#00195731]
Points: 39976 Status: Regular



let nin slip into your veins..........


 

offline PhystPhukt from The Holiest of Holes (United States) on 2002-04-26 21:25 [#00195734]
Points: 1414 Status: Addict



Recycle: They contain alot of......body fluids. --evil
grin--


 

offline PhystPhukt from The Holiest of Holes (United States) on 2002-04-26 21:26 [#00195736]
Points: 1414 Status: Addict



Recycle: Must resist!! I talk WAYYY too much about NIn, AFX,
Neon Genesis Evangelion, Lamb, and Larc' En Ciel!! I need to
shut up!!


 

offline Zombiekev from Ardmore (United States) on 2002-04-26 21:27 [#00195738]
Points: 2857 Status: Lurker



use the word : yow


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-26 21:27 [#00195739]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular



IS TH33333IS SHIT SuppOSED TO HELP ME??! YOUR TROLL tips
SUCK!!! IF YOU ARE EXPERTS oN THE sub22222ject, then I'm
*NOT* outside in the parking log RIGHT NOW taking a crap on
all of your cars!!! AND BELIEVE ME, ... I AM. BOC DOES
SERIOUSLY SUCK THOU11111GH, I don't have to pretend to be a
troll to say that!!!!1


 

offline nhiiq from the hanging valleys on 2002-04-26 21:29 [#00195741]
Points: 481 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #00195739



this place has a parking lot?


 

offline PhystPhukt from The Holiest of Holes (United States) on 2002-04-26 21:29 [#00195742]
Points: 1414 Status: Addict



He's wiggin' out!!!! 0_0

Shut up and RUN!!


 

offline PhystPhukt from The Holiest of Holes (United States) on 2002-04-26 21:31 [#00195746]
Points: 1414 Status: Addict





Scoff----

Seriously tho'...IS that Kieth Rishards in the Come to Daddy
video? Excuse my lateness, If any.


 

offline nhiiq from the hanging valleys on 2002-04-26 21:32 [#00195749]
Points: 481 Status: Regular



where?



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-26 21:32 [#00195750]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular



Where's that cute cat avatar, I WANT TO EAT IT!! (how much
money do journeyman trolls make?) I HOPE i GET A CLUB or
somehtgin.


 

offline death-pengwin from Medicine Hat (Canada) on 2002-04-26 21:33 [#00195755]
Points: 601 Status: Lurker



m, first of all if you want to be a troll you must live
under a bridge. then you must eat billy goats. when you are
not eating billy goats you are eating villagers. when not
eating you are sleeping. that is how you be a troll.
and boc does suck.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-04-26 21:35 [#00195759]
Points: 8876 Status: Lurker | Followup to death-pengwin: #00195755



start a topic about it=)


 

offline PhystPhukt from The Holiest of Holes (United States) on 2002-04-26 21:35 [#00195760]
Points: 1414 Status: Addict



Who the FUCK is Boc?

*Donkey Rhubarb pelvis thrust*

my bear suit is coming along nicely...


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-04-26 21:37 [#00195763]
Points: 39976 Status: Regular



fist fuck--------boards of canada
are you making a rhubear outfit? you must at least take a
pic of it for us...and send it to phobiazero for the custom
section :0)


 

offline PhystPhukt from The Holiest of Holes (United States) on 2002-04-26 21:38 [#00195764]
Points: 1414 Status: Addict



To be a troll you must have very horribly attended hair in
any primary olor, have large eyes, and walk around in
boxers, if not completly naked.

Oh yeaaah...Be made out of vinyl too.


 

offline PhystPhukt from The Holiest of Holes (United States) on 2002-04-26 21:39 [#00195769]
Points: 1414 Status: Addict



Recycle: Im making a blue bear suit, and Im usin blue shag
carpet. Im so serious!!

Ive already bought about 6 yards of fabric....and Im gonna
use my brothers boxers. Im using a beach ball and coating it
in paper Mache' tonight!! all hell is breaking loose!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-26 21:40 [#00195772]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular



Thanks for the REAL troll tips pengwin (I hope you didn't
cry when you realized your real name was too long to be
accepted, thus demoting you from a mutant)


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-04-26 21:41 [#00195774]
Points: 39976 Status: Regular



fist fuck--------i email ya :0)


 

offline PhystPhukt from The Holiest of Holes (United States) on 2002-04-26 21:42 [#00195775]
Points: 1414 Status: Addict



Recycle: At Creamdecoocoo@yahoo.com...K?


 

offline death-pengwin from Medicine Hat (Canada) on 2002-04-26 21:47 [#00195783]
Points: 601 Status: Lurker



i am glad i could help m. all the more power to you and
your troll fairing goodness and such!!


 

offline PhystPhukt from The Holiest of Holes (United States) on 2002-04-26 21:50 [#00195784]
Points: 1414 Status: Addict



Recycle: I mailed you just now.....go checky. BTW, my
Sephiroth.i-p.com mail adress MYSTERIOUSLY started workig
again just now, so you can mail me dere.

( sorry about the Non Troll Jargon, everyone)


 

offline wayout from the street of crocodiles on 2002-04-27 02:29 [#00195995]
Points: 2849 Status: Lurker



heh...m...youre like those guys on the powerpuff girls...i
forget their names ...but they're a gang amoebas who want to
be criminals...but dont know how...so they do stuff like
jaywalking hoping to get caught


 

offline wayout from the street of crocodiles on 2002-04-27 02:30 [#00195997]
Points: 2849 Status: Lurker



heh...m...youre like those guys on the powerpuff girls...i
forget their names ...but they're a gang of amoebas who want
to be criminals...but dont know how...so they do stuff like
jaywalking hoping to get caught


 

offline wayout from the street of crocodiles on 2002-04-27 02:31 [#00195998]
Points: 2849 Status: Lurker



hmm...
anyone who can tell the difference between those two posts
gets a prize!!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-27 04:58 [#00196104]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular



*of*
(havn't seen that episode unfortunately)


 

offline wayout from the street of crocodiles on 2002-04-27 05:03 [#00196108]
Points: 2849 Status: Lurker



shit...now i have to find a prize...
uh...how about....a paperclip!

yeah...i just hit reply and noticed it was missing..so i hit
"stop" real fast and added it...unfortunatly it had already
posted 'of'-less


 

offline wayout from the street of crocodiles on 2002-04-27 05:06 [#00196110]
Points: 2849 Status: Lurker



its a very special paperclip though..of course...ill have
your name engraved on it ...under "champion 'of' finder'

oh..and those amoeba guys arent in just one episode...i
think they show up in several...each time making feeble
attempts at becoming criminals


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-27 05:11 [#00196113]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular



I humbly accept your paperclip *bows* Not because I deserve
it but because maybe, just maybe I can make you happy in
accepting it.


 

offline wayout from the street of crocodiles on 2002-04-27 05:13 [#00196115]
Points: 2849 Status: Lurker



oh, you deserve it...it takes true talent to notice
differences like one 2 letter word


 


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