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Howdy to all you trolls out there! I'm looking for a nice professional troll that is willing to take me under his/her wing and show me the ropes of trollism. I'm a very eager learner. Thanks in advance. Love, w M w |
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fuck, you bitch. you racists cunt. god hates you. :) |
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Lesson no 1) start a topic that will instantly piss everyone off. For example "BOC Sucks!!!!" or "THIS MB SUCKS!!!" |
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Just try to piss everyone off or argue something totally rediculous with exagerrated comments so that everyone will get into a heated debate with you. People are always tempted to argue with people they know they can beat, so an outlandish argument is a good troll-method. Then tell them that you 'kno afx'. Then before you are finally banned, tell them you think they are all stupid fans and that they (ironically), are wasting their time here. |
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w M w: you dont want to lose your points, right? Then you better be unskilled as a troll. |
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How to be a troll..... I DONT know. Lesson 2: Focus on some innocent bystander and mega blast (negate) any opinion they may have. OR....be unnaturally biast against EVERYTHING. |
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haha!!! Yeah thats the method.... |
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j00r m3thods al 5uck. i'm teh b3zt. |
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I think most people here thought I was a .....TROLL....because of my name. Some tend to think it was concocted only to offend others. Well....shit then. :) |
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usually they drool all over the girls. |
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Newbies with an attitude are always suspicious..... I think most of us regulars here are getting pretty good at spotting a troll early. |
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tunemx------points? do the peeps get banned anymore? |
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Nhiiq: I dun really mean here, but at other message boards. PhystPhukt is my ETERNAL nickname because I got in trouble in the 7th grade for drawing hundreds of hentai pictures of 13 year olds actually doing the deed. I thought it was hilarious at the time. --laughs-- |
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How do you SPOT a troll?! <---eager to learn ANYTHING. |
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that's messed up. |
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Nhiiq *snickers* Why's it messed up? |
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i don't know... i drew comics in 7th grade too. but uh... not of fist fucking. also my freind and i made fake cigs and packaging... "parbar's" or "pbu's"... quite funny actually. would use leaves, and plants as tobbacco... ah the memories. |
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fist fuck----thats great !!! its messed up becasue it doesnt fit into the NORM of what people want....fuck the norm.... |
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Recycle : Yess!! I still have some of those pics too. I still draw comics, but my hentai days are over. |
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<---Trying EXTREMLY hard to ignore the NIN thread. I love NIN....but I must resist for now. Must resist the force... |
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fist fuck......im almost scared to see them.......(crawls under the desk then goes outside to skateboard) |
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let nin slip into your veins.......... |
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Recycle: They contain alot of......body fluids. --evil grin-- |
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Recycle: Must resist!! I talk WAYYY too much about NIn, AFX, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Lamb, and Larc' En Ciel!! I need to shut up!! |
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use the word : yow |
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IS TH33333IS SHIT SuppOSED TO HELP ME??! YOUR TROLL tips SUCK!!! IF YOU ARE EXPERTS oN THE sub22222ject, then I'm *NOT* outside in the parking log RIGHT NOW taking a crap on all of your cars!!! AND BELIEVE ME, ... I AM. BOC DOES SERIOUSLY SUCK THOU11111GH, I don't have to pretend to be a troll to say that!!!!1 |
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this place has a parking lot? |
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He's wiggin' out!!!! 0_0 Shut up and RUN!! |
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Scoff---- Seriously tho'...IS that Kieth Rishards in the Come to Daddy video? Excuse my lateness, If any. |
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where? |
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Where's that cute cat avatar, I WANT TO EAT IT!! (how much money do journeyman trolls make?) I HOPE i GET A CLUB or somehtgin. |
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m, first of all if you want to be a troll you must live under a bridge. then you must eat billy goats. when you are not eating billy goats you are eating villagers. when not eating you are sleeping. that is how you be a troll. and boc does suck. |
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start a topic about it=) |
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Who the FUCK is Boc? *Donkey Rhubarb pelvis thrust* my bear suit is coming along nicely... |
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fist fuck--------boards of canada are you making a rhubear outfit? you must at least take a pic of it for us...and send it to phobiazero for the custom section :0) |
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To be a troll you must have very horribly attended hair in any primary olor, have large eyes, and walk around in boxers, if not completly naked. Oh yeaaah...Be made out of vinyl too. |
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Recycle: Im making a blue bear suit, and Im usin blue shag carpet. Im so serious!! Ive already bought about 6 yards of fabric....and Im gonna use my brothers boxers. Im using a beach ball and coating it in paper Mache' tonight!! all hell is breaking loose! |
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Thanks for the REAL troll tips pengwin (I hope you didn't cry when you realized your real name was too long to be accepted, thus demoting you from a mutant) |
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fist fuck--------i email ya :0) |
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Recycle: At Creamdecoocoo@yahoo.com...K? |
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i am glad i could help m. all the more power to you and your troll fairing goodness and such!! |
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Recycle: I mailed you just now.....go checky. BTW, my Sephiroth.i-p.com mail adress MYSTERIOUSLY started workig again just now, so you can mail me dere. ( sorry about the Non Troll Jargon, everyone) |
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heh...m...youre like those guys on the powerpuff girls...i forget their names ...but they're a gang amoebas who want to be criminals...but dont know how...so they do stuff like jaywalking hoping to get caught |
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heh...m...youre like those guys on the powerpuff girls...i forget their names ...but they're a gang of amoebas who want to be criminals...but dont know how...so they do stuff like jaywalking hoping to get caught |
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hmm... anyone who can tell the difference between those two posts gets a prize!! |
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*of* (havn't seen that episode unfortunately) |
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shit...now i have to find a prize... uh...how about....a paperclip! yeah...i just hit reply and noticed it was missing..so i hit "stop" real fast and added it...unfortunatly it had already posted 'of'-less |
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its a very special paperclip though..of course...ill have your name engraved on it ...under "champion 'of' finder' oh..and those amoeba guys arent in just one episode...i think they show up in several...each time making feeble attempts at becoming criminals |
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I humbly accept your paperclip *bows* Not because I deserve it but because maybe, just maybe I can make you happy in accepting it. |
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oh, you deserve it...it takes true talent to notice differences like one 2 letter word |
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