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Have you ever used a bidet? Y/N |
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Contrary to Wolfslice's experience, I've only ever used them on holiday, usually on the Old Continent. We don't really do them in the UK. I think we regard them as a bit dirty. Draw your own conclusions. (Anyone concerned, where possible (ie at home) I do perform a cleanse after passing a motion.) |
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I was in a Muslim house, they made me very spicey dinner , shrimp curry , later that night while staring out of the window at a full moon I began to have some feeling to poo, so I did . I experience the classic’ ring sting ‘ To my horror there was no toilet paper , only a kind of basin with a small water dispenser . I aimed it carefully snd used my hands to clean myself . It was very soothing |
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Classic Ring Sting Ep lololol |
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The man of the house discussed the situation with me over mint tea, he insisted to apply some specially home made ointment , handed down through the generations . I became aware of an imminent situation in which it would be applied and that my soft nature snd agreeableness would allow it to happen . To be continued …. |
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Plz continue larn (and others) this is good |
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In a cultural household which was far away from my own , I felt trapped , obliged , cornered , I insisted I was fine snd no ointment was necessary. Rubbish they said , we want our guests to feel comfortable . I agreed , with my pajamas pulled down a cold smooth pate of ointment was applied , the burning sensation was gone , my embarrassment was irrelevant as this was normal |
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This is Solid Gold. |
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with your pajamas pulled down was it you who applied the ointment or was it the man of the house |
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i guess that's why he was embarrassed right? cause the guy applied it? |
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It |
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It was the man of the house with his cousin who argued for several minutes in arabic, then it was applied |
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did his cousin watch him apply it |
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