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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-02 15:06 [#02645645]
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serious charges more legal crap
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2026-01-02 15:15 [#02645646]
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no need to prove here you're a man, as with the gay stuff
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-02 15:15 [#02645647]
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a court date FOR an assault charge a shark with a felony for poking a man take all his stuff; his ideas
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-02 15:16 [#02645648]
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you jerks i am battered AND abused stop
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2026-01-02 15:19 [#02645649]
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AND you let porks handle your dick meanwhile
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2026-01-02 15:20 [#02645650]
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what are you doing to yourself bro
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DADONCK
from here on 2026-01-02 16:04 [#02645651]
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makes a thread called "wat ppl have done to me" talks about the things he's done to people repeat
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2026-01-02 18:24 [#02645663]
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I think Wolfslice's suggestion of getting a Sugar Daddy is the best option. And they might want to be bottom. I thought you lot fought over being bottom.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-03 13:53 [#02645671]
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hello xltronic. i showed up at the house of some "FAMILY FRIENDS" in the ice and snow after staying awake all night in a bus stop then farting up a mcdonalds before here i am. they simultaneously call the police and order a hotel for me. i have a speech impediment from the low dose of dissociatives i need to function without stabbing emotional agony, instead i just become the problem shark, enemy of fallen over traffic cones and what have you all over. i am getting particularly deft at flipping a giant fucking whatever back upright with my toe in a single marvelous vector of furious caluculus. i actually have to think about these. what are the forces at work, the vectors? how am i going to shark the fuck out of this lazy orange safety pod thing that's crushed and fallen over like novelty seat-size soda can. rotation, how it's crushed, that it has a foible on the bottom making it particularly diffiicult to get it to happen in all one motion... but gosh darn it i nailed it and like GODDAMNN PROBLEM SHARKED onto the next whatever you meatsacks throw at me
but those are the good days. these assholes say we've done you a huge favor of a hotel and fine but the cops also show up and hey cops i know i talk weird but my tounge just heavy and.... nevermind. they're back, i'm back, hours later because its a checkout kiosk in an empty lobby demanding a card i don't have
that's about when my backpack with all the good shit including my macboook disapppeaered
my iphone still lost i'm using the fucking gaia phone, salty infected old oneplus whatever i should just blow it away in can probably do kali but one marble at a time it functions to let me into the google marbles as an auth device which is a lifesafver
my ipone is lost
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-03 14:03 [#02645672]
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so no voice calls just google voice on the macbook WAIT THAT'S GONE TOO but the family friends -- who may have actually stolen the backpack to hamstring me? or was it the lyft driver? or the sketchy bastard at the moxy lobby trying to steal my stuff repeatedly? as they threaten to tresspass me. then they offer an ambulance and i politely tell then to fuck off as they forciby whip my stuff around more crap falling out no you need to be xyz down the street, with your dying oneplus whatever that can only do wifi and whoops we have your macbook too the hotel does not want me because i talk weird and the guy FAMILY FRIEND who registered the hotel used his id and it is not my id so they will not let me in and they don't want to be loitering and threaten tresspass offer an ambulance
then yes
after singing on the street for a while -- sort of like singing in the shower, just getting it out -- sharky hates u, kill yourself, it's a request not a commmand, because all people suck, all people are assholes. yes i am an asshole too certainly not letting myself off the hook but every other meatsack i've run into thus far is a greedy cave troll not even worthy to suck shark dick goodnight sir. and kill yourself. please. slowly. but now. you piece of shit. because maybe i'm an asshole, but you're worse. and you people are killing me literally killing me i have all sorts of new cuts and bruises losing more of my shit as you cloyingly say YOU SEEM TO BE HAVING A MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS well no shit the problem is not shark it is how all you meatsacks treat shark you rotten assholes kill yourself goodnight sir and/or madame. please
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-03 14:08 [#02645673]
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i saw an ambulance roll by after one of my melodies on the street and woo, first customer, i'm calling? can we get another
to be quite clear i started my latest "kill yourself" arc what wpoyuld seem to be AFTER ken downie or whoever died --- is that big? i don't know. but i was just posting a general messAGE on furry because lots of them really have been pieces of shit to me including doing the same shit all over again. and i was just saying in general. you meatsacks. shark hates you. kill yourself. but, please. this is a request. rape is rude and shark is not rude he's just fucking singing requests to get the horrible feels out as the drugs wear off and the pain comes back to no one in particular and i've actually a decent set of pipes i find too? i've never hauled it out like that, dressing the buildings with lung harmonics. loverly. KILL YOURSELF SHARK HATES U
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-03 14:10 [#02645674]
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i never liked bottoming i want to punch every piece of shit that assumes i am some subservient wanting to please dick sucker i'm a shark i bite rape is rude
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-03 14:13 [#02645675]
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wasn't it much nicer when i just posted wonderful ideas and music and you pieces of shit never bought anything from me and then took my gear too? well at least i find.... man, once i warm up singing with a full cornucopia of emotion in the AM on deserted street this actually has as much fun dials and options on akin to.... oh, the juno pg-300 that was a nice marble slider i was good on that one with finger configs
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-03 14:15 [#02645676]
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but obviously no music anymore except when i'm requesting people kill themselves please in an alleyway bleeding and cold and hungry with whats\'s left of my stuff before another bullshit legal case. i may very well off myself simply because your fucking "help" is exactly what's ruining me you swine
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-03 14:17 [#02645677]
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so i'm on my backup fucking thinkpad and an old phone that's not a phone in a fucking cafe nero with social services bitches on their laptops sending each other memos instead of GET A FUCKING REAL JOB or please just kill yourself. please
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-03 14:44 [#02645680]
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it's fucking ridciulous i have this level of legal shit to deal with at all. cops dragging me out of the house naked july 2024 terrorize the whole neighborhood charge me with a felony for... being completely clogged with everyone else's bullshit and being fed up by it and i blew a line. and you charge me with shit. and some fuck at pizza next to me and petted my shoulder in a very personal way to the point where i had a hard time not punching him he should be charged with assault. but no i'm now charged with three counts for bumping into a motherfucking officer these shits always put hands on me while yelling STOP RESISTING before they even put hands on me and yeah they'll put me away for 15 years over nonsense and lock me in a rape box and you stole my synthsizers and what was that din sync wire for anyways you sketchy bastards
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-03 14:49 [#02645681]
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and what did i fucking do? burn some fucking spam that you pigs clog my mailbox with and throw some of the bullshit back at motherfucking landlards who were, i swear, fucking closet christian crackheads, the court said i owe them $14k and part of that is a $3k fee for throwing out stuff worth WAY more than that i did not have time to sell. i got what i could indiana and eleminiopiece of shit has it all now and just punched me one day and yes send me funds so i can ship things you care about to the homeless shelter as mother dearst $5k a month for years my cunt sister won't talk to me on the phone her jerk husband neither
and what the fuck did i ever do. except make a lot of cool shit for absolutely as long as i could and then when it was clear my marbles were burning down i went out with a bit of flash and you get mad about that too and... punish me for being mad and yelling? and this gives the right to touch me and lose more of my shit and crack my fucking skull open dump me out on the street with no phone no walllet nothing just like the time before and again
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-03 14:51 [#02645682]
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i really don't want to die. it's terrifying. but i don't want to be a 15-20year rape slave in nash street that's worse than death. and all i ever did was give it away. you horrid shits. you're still giggling about it aren't you? kill yourselves. please
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-03 14:59 [#02645683]
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yeah great i found a vein of trapper keepers SWANK now i think they're lost too
some more of my shit just fell over fuck people you shit stains. kill yourself. please
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-03 15:25 [#02645685]
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what's driving me actually crazy right now is my toothbrush is gone and i've been awake for two days and i'm i need to poop but i'm in a fucking cafe nero and i have to reboot all my marbles with... well this is a new one; massively stale thinkbook replacing ithings... or maybe we have done this before. you bastards
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DADONCK
from here on 2026-01-03 15:57 [#02645687]
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-03 17:20 [#02645688]
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a fucking tailor swift track? what is this supposed to do for me? fix things? make me feel better? it's also a really shitty track too it has no meat to it. no pipes, no thick no boom. it's just shitty tinny hihats and thin tiny strings with lots of haha scratch cut we're too cool no fucking groove at all total trash
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-03 17:22 [#02645689]
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her singing is competent and not autotune, sure, but what's good about it? interesting or memorable? listen to britney's tubes when she sings toxic. adele's hed voice. this is just some brain ded social worker with defocused meth marble lazy eyes singing in their fucking fancy jeep filming other people on tiktok wrecking their jeeps while using tiktok
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-03 17:24 [#02645690]
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listen to chris cornell, the voice. u noe my name. i always thot SOUNDHOSEN would be a nice cheeky riff on soundgarden as a cool band name
i did so many of those too it really became a thing i thought of loads of them in jail but just forgot them as i was too busy to post losing more and more of my shit
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-03 17:24 [#02645691]
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and the jail lost my shit and robbed me too
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-03 17:28 [#02645692]
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i've heard chris cornell's bitch wife is sitting on his unreleased tracks demanding money
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-03 17:30 [#02645693]
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motherfucking help. come together and save me rather than laughing at me. because i feel like this is getting pretty grim
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-03 22:06 [#02645701]
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some good conversations all over and some time to process and this is still a mess i don't deserve but i'm feeling a bit better and i hope we can all continue to work this deadlock out
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2026-01-03 22:21 [#02645702]
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I am surprised you were able to take even the smallest modicum of well intentioned advice without lashing out. I hope its good advice and you can work on a game plan.
My genuine wish for you is that in some time, you can become one of those guys that talk about a shit point in their life, homeless etc, but all past tense having pulled everything together. Good luck.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2026-01-04 09:40 [#02645706]
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