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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-01 22:39 [#02645624]
Points: 25937 Status: Regular



like the fucking burial song goddamn. liminal maggot proto
memes. where are we? the fucking lyft driver. 300 800 yessir
we go. i can't tell if the man was fucking with me on drugs
or dumb as a box of rocks probably all of the above. and i
put in the address of the hotel i can get after someone was
nice enough to refund the return of the loan they had loaned
me and okay i've spent enough time spinning around on
bullshit that this has cleared and i have my loan back from
the banks so i can book a hotel great put the address into
lyft

and now i am at some mcdonalds, i have to study the route
there carefully, for i am a shark without glasses. there
might be more nonsense if they want to charge a holding fee
for... when i get to... can i walk there?

nevermind. for the moment. shark has had some food and
farted in the mcdolands time order more, some varchartz,
maps, then out of this interstital elvator of safety once i
have negoiated a safe passage between these brutal
dimensional crushers. gravity is a bitch


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-01 23:21 [#02645625]
Points: 25937 Status: Regular



alright as usual. the fucking place. where is it. how i get
there from here. without my glasses, without my phone, with
a massive load of stuff, and well, i have a phone that can
call for a lift using captive wifi but then once we're out
of the wifi we're into.... the chaos, the void, the cold,
having to generate our own heat in order to not be
obliterated by the brutal fractulefrs of nature'

i have asked mother dearest -- emailed -- to enter her hard
info so a $250 holding charge will not keep me from the
hotel that she has not paid for -- no that's from someone
refunding me paying back a loan that the bank finally
cleared, that's what's paying for the hotel, not my
suffocating mom who has held me back every day since i was
born


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-02 01:21 [#02645626]
Points: 25937 Status: Regular



i'm still stuck here people are still full of shit im no
exception i have to poop. the outer end of the meatsack
equation. in hyperspace


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-02 02:58 [#02645627]
Points: 25937 Status: Regular



i'm still stuck in this fucking mcdonalds. it's starting to
seem like the hotel is nevermind because they want an
authorization hold that no one will authorize and they told
me to call expedia support who hung up on me

and what the fuck. i still have had some magnificent unix
ideas recently, some simple software hacks that could really
help people work better, if i only have a time and place to
implement them for a little bit? and instead i am stuck in
mcdonaolds trying to sort out where can i go next that is
stable. and i don't want this bullshit. i actually want to
just make more cool stuff. you fucks. you are still
smothering me and i still just want to create and help and
i'm stuck at mcdonalds i hope your bowels explode tonight
you jerks


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-02 03:18 [#02645628]
Points: 25937 Status: Regular



i'm still stuck at mcdonalds because everyone is so
incredibly selfish and FAT


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-02 03:48 [#02645629]
Points: 25937 Status: Regular



i just called alexlycos and he's too busy playing with poop
to get me out of mcdonalds. always a fairweather fart of a
friend that dude, he's never done much for me just asked me
to do stuff for him then when i need help i get nothing and
still i've been nice to him and shown him a good time
because it's a nice way to spend some time and now no you're
just a piece of shit probably off banging someone else as
i'm stuck in mcdonalds, all my music gear gone, i have to
poop, i hope you catch herpes you piece of shiut]\===\][]


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-02 06:11 [#02645630]
Points: 25937 Status: Regular



this is ridiculous. about all i want in life right now is a
good poop, a shower, and then hack some unix. you meatsacks
waylay me with fees at this very patient mcdonalds and
fornincate.... with company, was what that piece of shit
said on the phone. and like: haha i am off having a fuck as
you are stuck in mcdonalds you asshole and this is why i
hate you meatsacks


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-02 06:39 [#02645631]
Points: 25937 Status: Regular



this thread is the business. a proper line. we're getting
some work done here, busy trying to survive, please stop
fucking and sleeping and someone pick me up from mcdonalds
so i can stop trying to authorize funds i don't want to have
anyways i need to do some unix stuff mad hahd right now


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-02 07:05 [#02645632]
Points: 25937 Status: Regular



alright they're closing the building time to go stand
outside with all my stuff until they reopen again i guess.

as circumstances go this is miserable but i'll survive
until... help please, i guess. if anyone CARES


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-02 07:41 [#02645633]
Points: 25937 Status: Regular



they still haven't kicked me out which is nice. it's also
much nicer than withering away in solitary confinement for
two weeks even after bail was posted for a week and they
smashed my head in first now you're out waiting for your
court date charged with assaulting police officers please
lug around all your stuff and the hotel that you didn't want
to pay for won't even work out and the lyft driver left you
at mcdonalds and this is how you treat such a wonderful
shark u jerks


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-02 12:14 [#02645635]
Points: 25937 Status: Regular



BACK IN MCDONALDS

is it a new thread or an old post or an epic mega trak


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-02 12:19 [#02645636]
Points: 25937 Status: Regular



now how do i get out of mcdonalds



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2026-01-02 12:27 [#02645637]
Points: 31823 Status: Addict | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02645636 | Show recordbag



lol


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2026-01-02 13:36 [#02645642]
Points: 2417 Status: Lurker



I feel like I'm stuck in McDonald's


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-02 16:43 [#02645652]
Points: 25937 Status: Regular



backflow. gravity is a bitch


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-02 16:45 [#02645653]
Points: 25937 Status: Regular



wat happens when you cant quite remember the feeling


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-02 16:46 [#02645654]
Points: 25937 Status: Regular



karens reeling


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-02 16:49 [#02645655]
Points: 25937 Status: Regular



i know that song. heart and soul. it really does fund like
the name i like when things do that


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-02 16:53 [#02645656]
Points: 25937 Status: Regular



wat happened?

wat is always happening anyways so nevermind eat wAt that
power she's beats stop sharky he cheats well i bust ya with
checkerx


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-02 16:53 [#02645657]
Points: 25937 Status: Regular



awlrekya


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2026-01-02 18:12 [#02645660]
Points: 25937 Status: Regular



wat


 

offline EVOL from afx.nu/mb on 2026-07-01 17:49 [#02646275]
Points: 4956 Status: Lurker



I eat MC d maybe 2 or 3 times a year just because I'm still
alive and I remember I used to be a kid always nuggets
burger and fry good times


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2026-07-09 00:35 [#02646322]
Points: 3781 Status: Regular



snackzattackz!


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2026-07-09 00:36 [#02646323]
Points: 3781 Status: Regular



lvl4


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2026-07-12 15:19 [#02646389]
Points: 5508 Status: Addict | Show recordbag



Next time go to jack in the box you idiot , fuck
McDonald’s , the fries are never made fresh , it’s
garbage


 

offline EVOL from afx.nu/mb on 2026-07-20 16:07 [#02646439]
Points: 4956 Status: Lurker



Dang! I actually had mc Donald's after festival last night,
and now my poop is black


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2026-07-20 20:33 [#02646443]
Points: 3781 Status: Regular | Followup to EVOL: #02646439



u know what dat means, right?


 

offline EVOL from afx.nu/mb on 2026-07-23 04:13 [#02646498]
Points: 4956 Status: Lurker | Followup to DADONCK: #02646443



idk wat? That I'm dead inside? Or that I ain't got no soul?
Prolly just the itis acting up, it was back to normal this
morning.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2026-07-23 08:20 [#02646500]
Points: 25937 Status: Regular



heaven forbit MickeyDz make you so sick your soul prolapses
your anal gasket


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2026-07-23 08:21 [#02646501]
Points: 25937 Status: Regular



i will prolapse your soul

waaaahhh
wat


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2026-07-23 09:21 [#02646502]
Points: 3781 Status: Regular | Followup to EVOL: #02646498



yeah, just dont google black stool and you should be fine


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2026-07-23 10:03 [#02646504]
Points: 25937 Status: Regular



doing such a thing had not even occurred to me. now that you
suggest it, well, that's unkind for the sort who just
impulsively google things



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2026-07-23 10:05 [#02646505]
Points: 25937 Status: Regular



i wish i had this AI shit back in, like, 2022. i could have
actually done all my shit. instead i just lost everything
now there's no more music thanks everyone


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2026-07-23 10:07 [#02646506]
Points: 25937 Status: Regular



i have enough food but i'm literally out of money and i
can't buy any more food and the motel, i have it for a
couple days but

it pisses me off. i'm doing proper work at the moment and no
one seems to have the sense to back me. if i have do this
all on a fucking abusive mom budget, you fuckers, i won't
forget how stingy you all were


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2026-07-23 10:08 [#02646507]
Points: 25937 Status: Regular



but i have enough food and i only need a couple days. you
pieces of motherfucking shit


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2026-07-23 12:24 [#02646508]
Points: 3781 Status: Regular



damn, assburgers


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2026-07-23 14:59 [#02646510]
Points: 41178 Status: Lurker



I only date women with assburgers


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2026-07-23 16:12 [#02646511]
Points: 3781 Status: Regular | Followup to recycle: #02646510



you dating epic?


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2026-07-23 16:29 [#02646512]
Points: 41178 Status: Lurker



I don’t think so, not that he wouldn’t


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2026-07-23 16:31 [#02646513]
Points: 25937 Status: Regular



i'm making shit again, thank you very much
thanks google computer
venmo me money for food and lodging very literally


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2026-07-23 17:15 [#02646514]
Points: 25937 Status: Regular



here we there w\fj df


 

offline EVOL from afx.nu/mb on 2026-07-24 01:30 [#02646515]
Points: 4956 Status: Lurker | Followup to DADONCK: #02646502



oh, of course I did. But it was just regular poop, not my
period.


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2026-07-24 02:28 [#02646516]
Points: 3781 Status: Regular



samos


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2026-07-24 02:31 [#02646517]
Points: 3781 Status: Regular



╭∩╮(Ο_Ο)╭∩╮


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2026-07-24 02:37 [#02646518]
Points: 3781 Status: Regular



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offline DADONCK from here on 2026-07-24 02:39 [#02646519]
Points: 3781 Status: Regular



LAZY_TITLE


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2026-07-24 02:44 [#02646521]
Points: 3781 Status: Regular



yuuu


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2026-07-24 02:59 [#02646522]
Points: 3781 Status: Regular



fix


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2026-07-24 03:05 [#02646523]
Points: 3781 Status: Regular



98


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2026-07-24 03:08 [#02646524]
Points: 3781 Status: Regular



88


 


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