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my glasses are missing my iphone is missing i am posting thisfrrom the gaia fone i think i need to go full unix attrackank a tank track klank prepare ur systems to get sharked |
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also ~ this is what you send to me as a peace offering? a short cubby hispanic man who is openly jerking off around the hostel, he asks to see mine pop it out of myspottycat boxer briefs,therefinenowat he fondles my dick around a bit with his hand but he's more interested in having me things with his dick and no you can.... he faps me around vigorously but he's not very attractive and i only kind of start to get hard, sort of like sleepily scratching an itch this is boring i have no time for this. can someone actually attractive allow me to extend my consciousness into you with my dick like i recentlytheorized |
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You should just go dance the night away at gay nightclubs and try and get picked up by a sugar daddy. Its just that it sounds like you selfishly want to be a top and I dont see that happening with your current social and economic standing. |
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Also gay men may be the ONLY demographic of men that would notice you're wearing the same clothes day in and day out, so you're probably gonna have to murder a few tourists for their suitcases. Can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs tho. |
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rage was sufficient over telecom and optics that shark had to eat some marbles and iterate a random wok around the north end for a while. these meatsacks, they're absurd. i paused wokking at some point and ducked into a bar because wandering around with the gaia phone wasn't doing very well for bogarting wifi [aside from stopping to macbook in an absurd likely drug alley and ask for the macbook's latest hot tips on the eyephone's whereabits] and this bar had wifi and they the fact that that they had wifi meant that they had wifi and wi, fi. such fi. what was i? it seemed a parsnipsec later but it'd been 45 minutes i was farting around on my phone and arguing with the legitimately confused boost mobile tech support mama and what? i'm making a scene and you want me to leave? for real, you worm, what is it this time? i was genuinely not sure. apparently the thing where i close my eyes and veeeeerrrryyyy sloooowwwwllly relax marbeles likes... oh, my neck, my shoulders, my face my arms.... and apparently i'm ON DRUGS and this was not even fair because even though i technically was.... i do that shit when i'm completely sober the exact same way? and guys at the shelter would ask me if i was tripping or on heroin or something. heroin? fuck no that's scary. coke made me too tense do not care to try it again, would not touch crack with a ten-foot pole and meth is probably Quite Good but a bit too god marble so i've had the sense not to touch because MAYBE it'd be a problem and so i simply haven't. alcohol was such a waste, i want to slap myself for all the time and money down the drain essentially due to booze. but i quit that after living with eleminop and him basically being a fucking piece of shit when he was drunk like once he came home and i was sitting in his desk chair and i think he was mad about it or some shit and he tore me off the chair and punched me? i still don't know wtf. people are such crap |
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but yes the worm did the thing where he poured the beer out. it was maine lunch, one of my favorites, and i've been in jail and i had like two sips and you're asking me to pay for my beer and leave. because there are children here. and he's indicating a bland mostly buzzed back of teenage trust find brat hair who had, for real, not really cared to look over at me at all the whole time because he knows the real score -- i'm just some weird nerd and it's actually pretty dull to watch after five minutes so he's more into his phone as mum pratters at him and stresses about what has society come to because i've had three mouthfulls of beer and it's bothering some uptight hair lady mum. and yes. where did i go wrong? i grill the man. i was a bit relaxed, but perfectly sharp, because he was trying every tool he could to justify Tresspassed From The Property and it was actually kind of dicey trying to get a real answer out of him -- because what i'd been doing in the last ten seconds was not vastly different from the last 45 minutes and i guess it'd just been annoying him for 45 minutes and that's it pay for your drink and leave. and i'm here to fart around on my phone and chilll and sit and relax and i've had three sips of beer. so i give the card that will be declined. whoops. sorry, here's another. that one too? good thing because now you're pouring my beer out because you're tired of my trying get out of you, what, precisely, did i do wrong this time, you uptight shit? and i absolutely had a working card i just knew he was going to take me beer away so why pay for it and then i spent my remaining time lecturing him about wasting beer and mmm, maybe i could go there again and again and it would be tense but... as long as i.... behaved like a tedious meatsack.... and... nah, fuck em go to hell i'm just going to write some good software now because i'm fucking sick of microsoft and ai |
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that luke guy guy got my boner fired right up but nothing else coming my way has even been worth bothering to get hard over. i'm still waiting for a proper blowjob if someone who's not crap has a moment |
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it's selfish to want to be a top? then fuck off you meatsacks get nothing. but i do really want to try the thing where i reach in like i do with synthesizers and i want to see how deeply i could wear another person's nervous system like a lady gaga meat suit. that's only something that with recent meditative developments that i realized... and wow i haven't tried that with sex and... fuck me that could be crazy could i even copy over some of my software effectively? to stretch a metaphor like a prophylactique |
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I think millennias of evolution still apply even to a faulty synapse misfire like wanting to lick a man's butt instead of Gillian Anderson's, so yes I believe the top is the expected provider, and the bottom is an ass bitch who takes it up their bitch ass. You need to sell the bottom. Also some makeover ideas: Well you LOST the glasses, but as a gay fashonista id tell you to "lose the glasses." Can a man pull off a sexy librarian look? I kinda doubt it. You had a video where you were wearing maybe 7-10 watches on your arm, which absolutely screams scitzophrenic or worse. Keep it to one watch for your man. 💖 |
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i've always wanted a dog. a female husky. and i can read dogs well enough that consent is actually possible. that's the only thought that gets me hard now. it's probably illegal not sure why i'm posting this. but if it's possible to 3D-print art with my toenails.... could i modify my sperm for a litter of werewolves? i love goofing around with dogs in a physical way, jump play om nom and there's none of the bullshit i hate humanity for but it's just a thot i'm going to focus on staying out of jail probably no one will get my dick ever because absolutely every human being disgusts me |
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Getting a limp hand shandy off if a stunted Latin pervert in a hostel was one thing but now we are showering in pure degeneracy. |
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celbacy more like hunanity, you make me soft q]ware arooooo |
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this hostel is actually terrifying there's like a gimp storage box under bed i was and as i was moving all my craazy bullshit out anyone in the unit heard me saying "that's a a din sync cable" ...and an extension too? underneath the bed i was ASSigned no i've moved beds to 10. this is real dicey. i'm in in the chess square for sex sub, but wait, now i am not. let's leave that bed and storage area empty. i am going to reliax and rely on the laws of therodynamics thank god i plugged than db-5 sub cable back in. funny4wordswaerts |
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i want to donate some of my mom's money to this message board. the house has to eat. sorry jagpawr |
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there is agitation in the hostel gonna gear up u meatsacks |
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Keep us posted! |
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i asked if we could compromise: bullet point å ~ i won't call you stupid meatsacks [please] bullet point ££ ~ instructed the stupid meatsacks to call up my mom and call her a stupid meatsack sand the money over zelle bitch. please. toots |
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can someone cash app or venmo me something to break up this computational deadlock? however hilarious it is to forkbomb trolls, and some pint you have to cleab up the danmage and coklect ur winnnings. the house always honbgry |
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i'm still waiting for in this stupid hotel lobby for one of you stupid meatsacks to something. one of of them is sitting next to me eating pizza right now and i'm hungry and it smells good but fuck you, you can't starve me that easily you sacks of shit, i'm going to have a protien bar and make coffee or something. IF THAT IS PERFECTLY OK WITH YOU ASSHOLES |
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the hotel just told me i have one hour to leave leave the lobby before i have to go out on the street with my stuff so they will not trespass me |
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so at a bit before 8 i will roll all my marbles out front of the MECO hotel if no one has sent money or picked me up. the guy who just sat next to me eating pizza kind of petted me on his way out and wished me happy new year out and i will find a crushed protein bar in my mess eventually but you did nothing but eat a slice of pizza and say happy new year at pet my shoulder in a very personal way. this is assault and i've asked the front desk to call the police and press charges against the man. however that works, i'll get out of the hotel lobby before 8 but they want me to get a lift or an uber or something but i do not have money to even do that to go... where? |
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i quitted at the latin pig, don't want to know how this shit degenerates, won't be surprised for ass to ass action like in requiem for a dream |
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