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i'm trying to launch... a chattel currency, i think it would be called? the deal would go like this 1) riced out industries [debtor] has, say, a block of 500 WAT stickers printed up and shipped directly to an agreeable creditor 2) creditor sends funds to riced out industries at a negotiated per sticker rate, e.g. $5 per sticker equals $2500 3) riced out industries agrees to buy the stickers back at a future date for, at minimum, the same negotiated rate [i.e. $5 per sticker, $2500 comes back] or more [i.e. $6, $3000 comes back] within a specified timeframe [i.e. five years] i know this sounds a bit daft. but from the digging around i've done, this actually may have a solid legal basis. particularly if it's done with a signed, notarized contract |
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...why? well, sir and/or madame, let me tell u the secret the illuminati don't want you to know: with a sizable amount of capital -- say, $500k -- and a good education, you can spin that $500k into $1mil, $2mil, and keep going. it won't be overnight and you'll have to work like a dog... and you'll need that education to know the right moves... but so long as the global economy doesn't implode, it should be inevitable. like clockwork i have a fantastic education, but no capital. with $0 you can do JACK SHIT, even if you have a good education. the game going on now of the rich getting richer is squarely based on this: 1) keep people uneducated so they can't effectively use capital, and 2) should someone manage to bogart an actual education from the system, keep them from building equity; suck the capital out of everyone so no one can reach the critical mass of cash you need to multiply the initial capital into larger and larger wads of wealth. keep their little billionaire club exclusive have you ever played the illuminati board game? i think steve jackson games makes/made it... we played that game in the student lounge in high school. if people playing allowed me to pick which illuminati i was, i would ALWAYS go with GNOMES OF ZURICH -- the bankers. |
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...and, obviously ~ once riced out industries buys the stickers back from the creditor, the stickers themselves can be sold as a product to the general public for $2/ea -- not only recouping the costs of printing but turning a profit |
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i've tried to explain this to my dearest mother -- who became owner of all the moneys after my dad passed away -- multiple times. that this idea really comes from, like... "hey, look. i don't want to just keep coming back and asking for handouts or loans and have to argue with you for a week so i don't have to sleep in an alleyway in chinatown" and so "let's negotiate a line of credit to give this structure and ensure it's fair to everyone" and the conversation always goes like: Me: "...so i'd have the stickers shipped directly to you, and" Mom: "I DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING STICKERS" Me: "...but you're not keeping them. you can think of them as sort of like stock certificates, and..." Mom: "WAT" Me: "Yes, that's what the stickers say!" every time i try i literally get a WAT out of my mom, and then i tell her yes, that's what the stickers say! i shit myself laughing every time it happens ...but i figured i'd maybe have more luck with you understanding my proposition here |
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there are details, obviously stickers will be shipped directly from the printer to the creditor, and the creditor will keep all the stickers together as a block, along with the recipt from the printer, and this ensures against someone else simply buying the stickers for their actual market value of $2 and trying to collect on a contract where they were... bonded? ...for $5 or whatever. like, if we negotiated 500 stickers at $5/ea [$2500] for an eventual return of $6/ea [$3000] the 500 stickers are to be treated as an immutable, indivisible block. i would buy them back all at once... and if you break up the block of 500 stickers, well, that voids the contract and you just have a bunch of stickers worth $2/ea that i am under no obligation to buy back. so put them in a safe deposit box or some shit for realz |
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if you simply want some WAT stickers... well, i'm happy to sell them to you as a simple product for $2/ea, and even negotiate a bulk rate if you want 50 or 100 of them or such ...because i also have a dream of joining the sticker illuminati. have you seen the sticker that says "Hi, Neighbor!"? if you live in america, you know this sticker. it's universal, like stop signs. another such universal sticker is "smile, you're on camera" and the latter is actually sort of a sly wink the knights of columbus drop everywhere around the dunkin donut franchies and weed dispensaries they run and i figure if i get enough of them printed up for this chattel currency thing, i actually have a change of reaching critical mass; having them become part of the american collective unconscious |
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takes some fucking nerve for the shriners hospital to run ads with cancer kids asking for donations. multiple times i've been outside a hotel or at a bar and one of these bastards has bragged to me about all the fucking good they do helping sick kids... but then they're asking for everyone to donate and pay for their charity for 'em, as they suck the honest dollar out of average americans through having a stranglehold on the local economy of thousands of small towns across america. it's a lie the fuckers tell themselves so they can look themselves in the mirror if you're one of 'em and you're reading this -- it's not too late to change. furthermore, if you let me into the club, i'll show you how to do stuff proper righteous. after everything i've been through with money and life and the law [do as thou wilt] i'll never forget where i came from and all i want is a comfy life i don't care about being rich |
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anyways, if you're looking to escape the rapidly collapsing bitcoin bubble before your equity disappers, please consider investing in riced out industries as a stablecoin of sorts |
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i would also appreciate any thots anyone has w/rt the contractual+legal basis of all this because -- for real, i cannot think of a single other place on the internet i can post all this and reach people who will not only understand what i'm talking about, but be smart and educated enough to give me useful feedback on the concept |
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is there a sticker elite, that made me lol |
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maybe start with offering free hugs and see where that gets you |
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