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Liveposting on xlt |
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Also on TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr5ofdx4 |
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Did that black guy suck your cock yet |
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surely not again |
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the cops not the cock |
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Oh he's not shat everywhere again, surely? |
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Chin up, Eric |
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swatted 4 life |
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it always cracks me up when he gets called Eric Just funny is all!! |
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yeah i imagine it's freaking autocorrect. because, in a world where everyone uses phones, and the phones assume you're never going to type anything even slightly unusual or interesting, what can possibly be EPIC? fucking nothing!! ...and yeah, this was real fucking shit. i'm not going to go into terribly much detail about the event itself for legal raisins, but i would like to say this: while i was in a cell at booking, the cops beat the shit out of me. smashed my head into the grody concrete floor so hard they then had to take me to the hospital and staple my scalp back together. one of my best friends from high school went out like bob saget -- bumped his head, went to sleep, never woke up -- and i'm raging at them: you idiots. put me in a C/T scanner NOW because if i have a freaking brain bleed i could literally just keel over and die at any minute. they then promptly wrote me up for being rude to hospital staff and put me on disciplinary lockdown. thankfully the scan came back clean... but there's damage to my abdomen that they said will hurt for 8-12 weeks. then someone posted bail for me and they kept me in jail for a FUCKING WEEK spinning me around with bullshit as to why i'm still in there, and... my lawyer, i left him a VM about it and he said "my jaw dropped when i heard that" on top of this they've misplaced my wallet, my nevenen cowel hood, and my cape shark hat COVERED IN BLOOD |
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never did scans for both the knockouts (from behind) I've had while in acuity |
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sue the fuck out of them man, that's horrifying. at least you have legal aid in yr insane country |
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it's the little shit that drives me the most mad. i had two sealed rolls of quarters fresh from the bank and either the cops or the guy that owned the house nabbed them and the place i just checked into is like WHY YES THE COIN OP IS IN THE BASEMENT $6 IN QUARTERS PLEASE. so the fuckers steal my quarters and the laundry is coin op and this is why i'm wearing socks that smell like death right now. IN BED! fuckers. i'd love to wash them but you were so busy robbing me while you robbed me that you're now robbing yourself. i have the $6 the price is fine. i just don't have quarters. you monkeys. you idiots. whatever. etc. |
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:o |
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did i mention my wallet is still MIA? so i am stuck trying to find lodgings long enough to [[granola spilled inside my backpack clean that out in fact my gear is all askinder shit jacked repack everything why do you assholes always break my shit]] with APPLEPAY as my only option and vrbo worked, after i set up an applepay card, because vrbo didn't like the other virtual card and wait does this place need a physical card if it is a physical card through applepay and just getting spammed to shit. i missed my train stop earlier today because i was going mad trying to dump all of this into apple notes so i can think straight and shit i guess i'm getting off at back bay instead it's quite a clusterfuck. that means i probably have quite a case on my hands tho |
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i was wearing the same socks and underwear for two weeks. TWO. WEEKS. i asked for underwear and the jail like "sorry we don't have any" but "but we have socks" and they somehow managed to never actually bring me socks. i was wearing my naruto black with maroon cloud socks but there are no trees to run up in jail so now i have been upgraded into changing into, at least, a brand new pair of pants, but the rest is... dirty socks from two weeks ago because better than in jail for two weeks now full of holes naruto socks i'd rather not smell. or rather, i don't mind being stinky. no, scratch that, i quite enjoy it. but i'd normally be polite and shower and clean clothes but i'm not allowed to do that, so i'm stinky as heck now, deal with it you meatsacks |
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i managed, after great travels, to collect enough of the troll tokens and be allowed to wash my clothes. there is some evaluation form thing zoom sign here and there are some large numbers on it, you have health insurance right? every time you also have to be on your guard for however they're scamming masshealth this time that reminds me i actually need to report that fucking CSP woman for actually making my situation worse and billing masshealth for it |
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i'm still waiting to understand why it's no big deal i had to have my scalp stapled back together but if i even think about farting in an officer's general direction i'm apparently a racist piece of shit guilty of "horriffic" and fuck off words words words. all i ever did was run my mouth. i have a hell of a mouth though it's dangerous yessir and you steal my quarters and make me wear the same underwear for two weeks lose all my shit i am pretty mad here |
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i am neither a delicate flower nor an uncrushable diamond. in these situations where other people being stupid obnoxious cave trolls, they always seem to have a death grip on the escalation lever. recently i've been learning to love the bomb and using the most cloying, eyerolling phone apps like KLARNA buy now pay later because that lets me perform a little alchemy; move a unit of $400 or so over to a more stable pocket of spacetime. and one day, i am surprised beyond my wildest dreams when, omg, KLARNA OFFERS ME $99 REWARD how do i want to spend this? the options are fucking weird. so i pick... um... $99 of personal training that sounds good. i'm thinking i can use whatever this is to kill the obnoxious 5-6 hours of "your last reservation checks out at 11 and the new one doesn't check in until [many hours from now] please have a wonderful stay and i take an uber over to this place and, lol. that was fucking troll trolling olol. i asked: can i just use the treadmill for a bit and you can cash in that $99 token? for real and no they want to sign me up for weekly sessions forever. and no thanks. how about we just book the $99 of sessions ok? and the guy is an emotional random wok. we bond thoroughly as i nerd out trying to understand.... okay, klarna has given me what is effectively a virtual token and it has this acronym and the system works like but then the "this is a business here" and since i don't want to sign a piece of paper saying i'd pay them to be personal trainers every week forever the guy emotional woks over to "i think this guy might want to be trespassed" that fucking blew my mind. suddenly i felt like i was not actually interacting with a human anymore but a machine, a meatsack troll automaton. he was still wildly vascillating between being civil and don't ever come back the fucking cops have a nice day |
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i think the actual problem here is that i don't fit in any of your fucking boxes, sirs, and every time you try and put me in one i fucking break your shit good so how about we stop doing that then ok i'm thinking about the latter third of the book snow crash with the wireheads and the word programming. what was the nam shub of enki again? i may be epic but i would have just wandered off a cliff in the darkness without the wonderful works of thot from neal stephenson. and i was actually crafting up a gigantic book drop in my head after finding out from the prison documentation [rtfm] that you can ask for any book you want and the publisher will donate it and... fuck, here's a toilet-clogger of a book order because i am your man to DJ this sort of shit |
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neal stephenson - snow crash neal stephenson - the diamond age mark fabi - wyrm julian jaynes - book title tldr robert anton wilson and da shea ~ illuminatus! trilogy r. a. wilson ~ prometheus rising inventing the jet engine is a hell of a thing, but someone still has to make it practical "the eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked into the jet engine" --UNIX traditional, via modfortune |
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where were we? right i said some words. i yelled. apparently that gave some meatsacks the concept that they were entitled to touch me all over, beat me up, rob me, dick me around, then shunt me into some other troll farm their buddy runs so he can cash in too |
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i mean, these guys robbing the government now. you do realize you're robbing... well, people like me? your neighbors? even your friends and family? that i feel like these fucking brain donors are all, "THAT WASTEFUL GOVERNMENT LET'S TAKE THE MONEY AND USE IT PROPER" and they buy a lime green jeep and some ducks on the dash and shit and meanwhile you stole the money for that car out of your next door neighbor's retirement fund i'm a bit of a rare bird in that i actually believe in CREATING VALUE and while we're on the subject i'd be quite good at it if i ever got half a chance instead of everyone robbing me over and over |
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with that place -- fitness together in weymoth -- i am really agog here. they have some perfectly good treadmills sitting there and not getting used because That's Not How It Works how it works is We Train You and You Pay Every Week and i imagine that is how the guy got himself in the chair too -- he studied to be a personal trainer because he found out, when he trains people, they pay him every week and he did fully understand that i was saying "i'd like to cash in this $99 token to kill a few hours may i use the treadmill" but the answer was NO and... really, why the fuck not? because That's Not How It Works the fucking treadmill is a prop. it never gets used. even this infuriates me -- there are far fucking cheaper props to be had than a no sharks allowed treadmill i tried to meet him halfway, like, okay, let's book sessions. and i am a puckish man determined to ride this strange train to the end, and yes, sir, i actually will show up if you book them? but he's grilling me about how i don't take it seriously or something and how i won't show up and he's angry and whoever programmed these people should be promptly sacked |
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i guess what i'm saying is that i seem to have reached some sort of level where i Break Things simply by showing up at the door.... and, alright, yes, i think it's funny to watch the fallout of Things Breaking. it's a cheap laugh. homer simpson voting football to the groin [FOOTBALL TO. THE. GROIN] but that's only because i really dislike Broken Things more than anything else so watching Broken Things Break is like a symphony of sunlight and i feel like i could actually rewrite this guy's whole script if he could get over himself enough to let me and it would be this surreal thing where, like, well... when do we stop? if you can get over How It Works enough to say "fuck it, let the guy use the treadmill, no one else is here right now anyways, if we're cool with him maybe he'll sign up for Every Week" and it would shift the whole arc of the cosmos for him; change his whole life. because having also worked 9-5 goddamn plenty your job kind of is u does this really work as a business? is this some weird sort of automaton programming crafted by a billionaire in an ivory tower somewhere? on that note i need to find another hotel this one sux |
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but then the "this is a business here" and since i don't want to sign a piece of paper saying i'd pay them to be personal trainers every week forever the guy emotional woks over to "i think this guy might want to be trespassed" ohh, oh. damn i'm still a bit slow on this stuff it's probably a real bastard of a contract too, and You Agreed To, and maybe you've then agreed not to cancel for a whole two years unless Early Termination Fee and that would explain, like... trespassed is not in your average person's vocabulary like that unless they've seen the process firsthand. even then, most people would have been like "want the cops called on him" instead of "want to be trespassed" and ohh, oh. people have come there and screamed about The Early Termination fee and they've Trespassed numerous people [theoretically, i'm just puzzling over it at 3am like mental chewing gum here] so the deck was really stacked against me on that one. the whole place might be a prop. they might not really have any customers, just people who sign the shit and get hosed and then perhaps as a bonus have to go through The District Court Experience; a further carnival of hosing and he could have even been a wise guy or some shit, that would explain why... i dunno, if the place WERE legit, like... he didn't try to sell me on the product itself at all? i figure a real PT would have said SURE HOP ON and then started trying to give some genius advice to convince me that this shit was worth or or whatnot. and that would explain why he was such a gigantic butthole lots of people are like that and i never find out why. so i guess |
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Over 35 million people use Nift to discover and try something new. Choose from wine, music, jewelry, clothes, sneakers, restaurants, bars, and more. no, not _Nift_, a NIFT and the T probably means token]] and National Institute of Fashion Technology (NIFT) is an autonomous[4] institute offering courses in fashion, technology, and management. Its head office is located in New Delhi, India.[5] ...what gives you the basis to classify this institution as autonomous? no, don't click the reference you idiot Klarna has announced a partnership with gifting platform Nift, allowing customers who opt to use the BNPL service to also take advantage of free, or at least heavily discounted, gifts to be offered to ship alongside their intended purchases. so it's a squatting Nift in the same namespace as Nift and not _a NIFT_ Essentially, at any point during the purchase cycle, a curated selection of products and services will be offered via brands belonging to Nift’s merchant network — notables being Chewy, Fabletics, HelloFresh, Laura Geller, NatureMade, Quince and SiriusXM, among thousands of others. “We constantly look for innovative ways to elevate our customer experience by making shopping with Klarna more personal, pleasant and rewarding,” said Klarna CMO David Sandstrom. “By partnering with Nift, we’re able to thank our customers for making a purchase with surprise, high-value gifts that introduce them to new brands, products and services that are curated specially for them.” Klarna specifically mentioned the trending notion that consumers are growing tired of traditional advertising avenues, as shoppers are continuously bombarded by a stream of irrelevant or intrusive ads. With shopfronts and marketers looking for innovative ways to satisfy a more savvy modern consumer okay so it's not actually a token it's lead generation |
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it's amazing how complicated this is for something so utterly useless. probably compliments the contract hosing somehow |
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u still running that irc server? whats the ip/name |
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asked the doctor for the prescription to scan my head |
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got no response for today, maybe he's on holiday |
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