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online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2025-11-30 07:58 [#02645185]
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i'm trying to modify my genetic code so i can 3D print very
small smelly works of art with my toenails. once shark get
into sharks system, sharks system shaRks parallel parks
parallel sharks start sparks FIRÈ in the stochastic
membrain. clean my wok. shark my d


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2025-11-30 09:54 [#02645186]
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shark off the shark dick?


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2025-11-30 20:59 [#02645195]
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dimensions


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2025-12-01 00:12 [#02645198]
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Shark will be a lotta fun in da bum


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2025-12-01 00:14 [#02645199]
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People sheeple


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-12-02 00:35 [#02645206]
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Reads like something a advanced iPad raised 10 year old
might write.


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2025-12-02 13:46 [#02645215]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2025-12-03 00:29 [#02645217]
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i know what it's like to be an octopus. or, rather, i now
have a theroetical conception. i've spent years learning
to... left robot claw and right robot claw. i'll just put
that one to work over there, see, and this one to work over
here, and, sorry, is it bothering you that they're still
doing that while i type this with my toes?

just kidding. maybe. i don't know. the other night i
actually felt like i lost full executive control over most
of a leg. like, it just kept going and oh my god shit we
shit shfjsh uncanny valley BAD NEWS if that runs off
forever

and holy shit. but kinda like the old salty marble in
breaking bad, after he set on the people setting up on him.
his hand starts sharking and he grabs it like stop, stop it.
and it stops

and i did manage to shut it down. but gosh, eesh, deep
breath. i've really jailbroke this stupid meatsack at least
a little finally, and it stopped. i have it. and i kno3 the
consequinces of being too casual past a certain level of
automating left and right robot claw]]

done terrified myself for a moment for realz. but damn yo.
just let me wire. shark is a heck of a system

i've been having some very deep thots about consciousness
recently too.

and i want a blowjob plzzz :<


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2025-12-03 01:02 [#02645218]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2025-12-03 11:16 [#02645223]
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what about a good old fashioned blowjob its lowtek and
analog i know but damn


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2025-12-17 21:09 [#02645339]
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what was the horror movie where the guy's arm was posessed
and he cut it off because it was trying to kill him or
something? and replaced it with a chainsaw? ...ash?

yeah. for a moment it was like my leg was posessed. it was
dancing on its own. i've been pushing the limits of human
multitasking for years and i finally created a running
thread so strong that it actually became, i am pretty sure,
an entirely separate thread of consciousness

...but despite my horror i stayed level. reached in and
reconnected with my leg and it promptly became mine again
and stopped

when i say i can be shuffle dancing and jumping on railings
and twirling around WHILE SURFING THE WEB ON MY PHONE
perhaps this puts that into context

octopus tentacles have their own nervous systems, their own
brains. it's sort of like having minions attached to your
body. they listen but they have a mind of their own entirely
separate from the octopus crown

except i've done this in "software" so to speak; my leg
doesn't have its own hardware like an octopus tentacle

i'm messing with the bare metal now, man. never in my
wildest dreams... the origins of this, when i'm writing
about GPS weasel and autopilot weasel in my bullshit
thread... i never imagined it was even possible to go this
far

if the cops don't succeed in fucking me over, watch the fuck
out. because i am going to melt peoples' fucking faces off
with what i can do. within a few monthsLAZY_TITLE


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2025-12-18 13:15 [#02645347]
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parallel sharking means parallel sharks parallel parking.
orthogonal sharking is like perpindicular sharking, but in
more dimensions


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2025-12-19 01:56 [#02645372]
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what's the antonym of the philosophical thought that
everybody knows? is it psychosis? genuinally i hope im wrong


 


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