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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2025-11-30 07:58 [#02645185]
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i'm trying to modify my genetic code so i can 3D print very
small smelly works of art with my toenails. once shark get
into sharks system, sharks system shaRks parallel parks
parallel sharks start sparks FIRÈ in the stochastic
membrain. clean my wok. shark my d


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2025-11-30 09:54 [#02645186]
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shark off the shark dick?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2025-11-30 20:59 [#02645195]
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dimensions


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2025-12-01 00:12 [#02645198]
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Shark will be a lotta fun in da bum


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2025-12-01 00:14 [#02645199]
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People sheeple


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-12-02 00:35 [#02645206]
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Reads like something a advanced iPad raised 10 year old
might write.


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2025-12-02 13:46 [#02645215]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2025-12-03 00:29 [#02645217]
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i know what it's like to be an octopus. or, rather, i now
have a theroetical conception. i've spent years learning
to... left robot claw and right robot claw. i'll just put
that one to work over there, see, and this one to work over
here, and, sorry, is it bothering you that they're still
doing that while i type this with my toes?

just kidding. maybe. i don't know. the other night i
actually felt like i lost full executive control over most
of a leg. like, it just kept going and oh my god shit we
shit shfjsh uncanny valley BAD NEWS if that runs off
forever

and holy shit. but kinda like the old salty marble in
breaking bad, after he set on the people setting up on him.
his hand starts sharking and he grabs it like stop, stop it.
and it stops

and i did manage to shut it down. but gosh, eesh, deep
breath. i've really jailbroke this stupid meatsack at least
a little finally, and it stopped. i have it. and i kno3 the
consequinces of being too casual past a certain level of
automating left and right robot claw]]

done terrified myself for a moment for realz. but damn yo.
just let me wire. shark is a heck of a system

i've been having some very deep thots about consciousness
recently too.

and i want a blowjob plzzz :<


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2025-12-03 01:02 [#02645218]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2025-12-03 11:16 [#02645223]
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what about a good old fashioned blowjob its lowtek and
analog i know but damn


 


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