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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2025-11-30 07:58 [#02645185]
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i'm trying to modify my genetic code so i can 3D print very small smelly works of art with my toenails. once shark get into sharks system, sharks system shaRks parallel parks parallel sharks start sparks FIRÈ in the stochastic membrain. clean my wok. shark my d
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2025-11-30 09:54 [#02645186]
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shark off the shark dick?
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2025-11-30 20:59 [#02645195]
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2025-12-01 00:12 [#02645198]
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Shark will be a lotta fun in da bum
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2025-12-01 00:14 [#02645199]
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People sheeple
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-12-02 00:35 [#02645206]
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Reads like something a advanced iPad raised 10 year old might write.
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DADONCK
from here on 2025-12-02 13:46 [#02645215]
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2025-12-03 00:29 [#02645217]
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i know what it's like to be an octopus. or, rather, i now have a theroetical conception. i've spent years learning to... left robot claw and right robot claw. i'll just put that one to work over there, see, and this one to work over here, and, sorry, is it bothering you that they're still doing that while i type this with my toes?
just kidding. maybe. i don't know. the other night i actually felt like i lost full executive control over most of a leg. like, it just kept going and oh my god shit we shit shfjsh uncanny valley BAD NEWS if that runs off forever
and holy shit. but kinda like the old salty marble in breaking bad, after he set on the people setting up on him. his hand starts sharking and he grabs it like stop, stop it. and it stops
and i did manage to shut it down. but gosh, eesh, deep breath. i've really jailbroke this stupid meatsack at least a little finally, and it stopped. i have it. and i kno3 the consequinces of being too casual past a certain level of automating left and right robot claw]]
done terrified myself for a moment for realz. but damn yo. just let me wire. shark is a heck of a system
i've been having some very deep thots about consciousness recently too.
and i want a blowjob plzzz :<
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DADONCK
from here on 2025-12-03 01:02 [#02645218]
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2025-12-03 11:16 [#02645223]
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what about a good old fashioned blowjob its lowtek and analog i know but damn
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2025-12-17 21:09 [#02645339]
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what was the horror movie where the guy's arm was posessed and he cut it off because it was trying to kill him or something? and replaced it with a chainsaw? ...ash?
yeah. for a moment it was like my leg was posessed. it was dancing on its own. i've been pushing the limits of human multitasking for years and i finally created a running thread so strong that it actually became, i am pretty sure, an entirely separate thread of consciousness
...but despite my horror i stayed level. reached in and reconnected with my leg and it promptly became mine again and stopped
when i say i can be shuffle dancing and jumping on railings and twirling around WHILE SURFING THE WEB ON MY PHONE perhaps this puts that into context
octopus tentacles have their own nervous systems, their own brains. it's sort of like having minions attached to your body. they listen but they have a mind of their own entirely separate from the octopus crown
except i've done this in "software" so to speak; my leg doesn't have its own hardware like an octopus tentacle
i'm messing with the bare metal now, man. never in my wildest dreams... the origins of this, when i'm writing about GPS weasel and autopilot weasel in my bullshit thread... i never imagined it was even possible to go this far
if the cops don't succeed in fucking me over, watch the fuck out. because i am going to melt peoples' fucking faces off with what i can do. within a few monthsLAZY_TITLE
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2025-12-18 13:15 [#02645347]
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parallel sharking means parallel sharks parallel parking. orthogonal sharking is like perpindicular sharking, but in more dimensions
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2025-12-19 01:56 [#02645372]
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what's the antonym of the philosophical thought that everybody knows? is it psychosis? genuinally i hope im wrong
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