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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2025-11-24 17:12 [#02645030]
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some woman once asked me, like: WHY DO YOU HATE WOMEN SO MUCH?
and fuck you. i don't. or i didn't. i simply didn't care about women one way or the other. demean you? no. get in your way? nah. but i am NOT OBLIGATED TO LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE A VAGAINA and fuck off when you lecture me about how to treat women and bleh bleh
so a bossy karen sort got in my face at one point, like: WHY DO YOU HATE WOMEN SO MUCH?
and my answer was: i don't, but you're starting to make me to
and at this point, while i still don't hate women, i am totally done with them. i'm not going to talk past you or disrespect your intelligence because you have boobs but i'm also not holding the door for you shits any more and if i see a woman driving a car i wait for her to drive past no matter how many times she waves NO GO AHEAD because I DON'T TRUST YOU STUPID OVER NETWORKED BITCHES ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT ME ON YOUR PHONES
and the men? they don't talk to me either. because the women have their balls in a jar, in a safe, guarded by lasers and dogs and promises and look but don't touch
and i still don't hate women but they've actually gone right ahead and gotten in my way and so taking a moment to say PAINT THE WALLS WITH MENSTRUAL BLOOD IT'LL LOOK NICE I DON'T CARE but i simply want to avoid women to optimize my happiness in life just leave me alone. you bitches. and guys? help me out please? you dumb macho shits have a heart
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2025-11-24 18:53 [#02645031]
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We get it, youre a gay. It's fine. The world has moved on.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2025-11-24 19:18 [#02645033]
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it's likke kima greggs, the wire. it's just something i had to put out there to get through my day
please stop dehumanizing me
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2025-11-24 19:18 [#02645034]
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some black gay woman having her moment. now give me me mine. fuck off. suck me dick. a man, please
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2025-11-24 19:20 [#02645035]
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and i am not a sub. roger wilco. you fucking bitch, bend over
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2025-11-24 20:01 [#02645036]
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try not to get aids man
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2025-11-25 01:17 [#02645059]
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ha, i;m sorry. how do you say problems communicating shark in cape verde ladies i;'m just a chrk with tehck nical problems chark problems technical problems shark problems shark yap ~
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-11-25 07:38 [#02645074]
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I’ll Venmo you half of my IRA Cause I love you (not much homo remix)
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2025-11-25 20:07 [#02645095]
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don't bum while you're in the process to save yours, paranoia will kill your surprisingly functioning brain as of yet
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DADONCK
from here on 2025-11-25 22:08 [#02645099]
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be like me. hate everyone equally
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-11-25 22:24 [#02645100]
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When I was younger being around a genuinely cool, pretty chick would be electrifying. Light up a whole room. And beyond that I know plenty of women I admire or even love, and had some really good female teachers, especially in college.
But in general, I prefer the company of men. Non sexual. I like their writing, their conversation, their comedy, and their output. I like a male's politics more (less "progressive"). Most of all I prefer a male's creative output, by a very, very large margin.
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-11-25 22:26 [#02645101]
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Abstracted testosterone may be a vital ingredient to all of my favorite creative works. Ain't no woman making the last 2 min of 54 cymru beats.
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DADONCK
from here on 2025-11-25 22:26 [#02645102]
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gayyyy
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-11-25 22:37 [#02645103]
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Maybe a little. I *could* fuck a dude but im about as sexually attracted to one as I am to a fire hydrant. It wouldn't hurt me to have sex with a man tho, the taboo of the act would probably be enough to climax.
But can a woman conceive of the second half of spl9? I doubt it very very much. You need testosterone.
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-11-25 22:49 [#02645105]
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You guys and gals are making me feel uncomfortable
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DADONCK
from here on 2025-11-25 23:28 [#02645109]
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nah, you lying. you would cuddle the shit out of any of us.
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-11-25 23:45 [#02645110]
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I'm trying to be as open and honest as I can!
I'd prefer to give you a firm handshake. I don't want to cuddle a man. But if you spread your buttcheecks open and didn't smell or anything and said "FUCK MY ASS WOLFSLICE" I *might* do it, if the stars were aligned. It's more the hole than the man.
A woman is attractive all the way around tho. Like somehow, her ears, her knees etc. I'm pretty sure this means I'm straight, but if not, it is what is.
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-11-25 23:48 [#02645111]
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having sex with dadnocks butt would be like going for the bellagio buffet and finding it closed, then getting a McGriddle at the airport
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DADONCK
from here on 2025-11-26 00:05 [#02645112]
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I was actually replying to recycle, butt I get what you mean, I guess
Da Donck
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-11-26 00:10 [#02645114]
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lol thanks luv Id cuddle any of you homos or heteos if you actually needed it for life saving purposes
Not touch my ass for a quick feel purposes
lol so effing hard at “i was actually replying to Thad” Fuck Wolfie: even I didn’t catch that I thought he was going rogue also lol
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-11-26 00:11 [#02645115]
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Butt we gotta be listening to the new Taylor swift or Myley new slower album Cyrus on cd 💿
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-11-26 00:16 [#02645116]
Points: 5164 Status: Regular | Followup to DADONCK: #02645109
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Lol sorry I missed that re:# and sorry I compared you to s mcgriddle bro
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-11-26 02:45 [#02645117]
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I am McGriddle idm to the core (lol remix)
I eat that 1-3 times a year and gosh are they good!!! Gosh
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DADONCK
from here on 2025-11-26 10:47 [#02645118]
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i had to google that…
i just ate a brezel with pepper and egg that i got from a bakery at the train station
am i european gay, now?!!
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mermaidman
on 2025-11-26 15:57 [#02645119]
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on top of that wolf is from san francisco which is known as the gay capital!
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DADONCK
from here on 2025-11-26 17:10 [#02645120]
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San Francisco gay? I dug the early 2000 Berlin gay party scene, nohomo. But San Fransisco gay? Like carnival gay?
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DADONCK
from here on 2025-11-26 17:13 [#02645121]
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serious question? in which country did that gay thing start? let me guess: Uru… Uru… I can't say it… I'm not a dad. Just dadonck
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mermaidman
on 2025-11-26 17:50 [#02645122]
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it’s the american gay capital of course the german gay capital is berlin bro everyone knows that but a more sir could you please piss in my mouth kind of gay
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DADONCK
from here on 2025-11-26 18:29 [#02645123]
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I see. you've been to Berlin.
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DADONCK
from here on 2025-11-26 18:39 [#02645124]
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I'm still jelly, because of that one time in Berghain me and my buddy needed to place a pole of water in the corner. We went to the bathrooms and there was this Gollum creature next to the pisser, asking my friend to pee in his mouth...
I mean, it's disgusting. But at the very least, I wanted to be asked, too.
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-11-27 22:29 [#02645130]
Points: 5164 Status: Regular | Followup to mermaidman: #02645119
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40 miles south of sf in basically palo alto, 5 min from Stanford. It sounds like a small distinction but its actually quite different than the city.
That said the whole region is gay
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