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offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-11-18 02:22 [#02644962]
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Ophecks couldnt get laid. Anyone else remember his
struggle?
Painfully shy.

SvalX told him he was cute. I remember that. You could see
his digital blush. The memories echo over two decades. The
age of men gives way to dwarves.

There are no women like sval left here, gone like the
Entwives.

All we have left is epicmehatrax giving a rimjob to a
homeless dude



 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2025-11-18 10:01 [#02644963]
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Some would have it that that represented Progress.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-11-18 11:02 [#02644964]
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offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-11-18 11:02 [#02644965]
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real progress would be xltronic v2 extended site space (+260
pixels)


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2025-11-21 22:21 [#02645000]
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i was more interested in if monoid ever got a prostitute or
not. i cannot remember if his thread was serious.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-11-22 00:03 [#02645005]
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Monoxide and w m w have both come to terms-- if not
embraced-- their social and sexual ineptitudes. Ophecks
couldnt though, he was a normal guy. And objectively
speaking, he was decent enough looking (sort of young Tom
Greenish), just really shy.

I dont think I'll ever get my answer here, but tbh NOT being
on xltronic 20 years later is a reasonable sign of progress.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-11-22 00:16 [#02645006]
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Monoxide = monoid. Monoside was a pretty tight rapper
with twiztid when I was younger. Man, listening to that,
fritz the cats production was legit a+ and I think he
inspired my stuff a lot.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2025-11-22 12:43 [#02645011]
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A man makes a decision in life: Do I pay for an FTP client,
or do I have sex with a lady.

Oscillisack made his choice.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2025-11-22 12:48 [#02645012]
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I've done it again and got the two confused.

Is it because they're both gay?



 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2025-11-23 00:32 [#02645016]
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Didn't Ophecks die heroically saving someone from drowning
or am I confusing him with someone else?


 

offline mermaidman on 2025-11-23 07:34 [#02645018]
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go to didophecksandmonoidhavesex.com you can learn it there
ophecks and monoid don’t even have their own pages btw
right now it says they both didn’t have sex


 

offline mermaidman on 2025-11-23 07:49 [#02645019]
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in 2011 after monoid was had against his will by a dwarf
prostitute the site updated as monoid had sex but ophecks
didn’t for a brief moment until people reached the site
owner and told him that it was rape and it doesn’t count


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2025-11-23 08:34 [#02645020]
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that was cabbog i think


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2025-11-23 10:26 [#02645022]
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Thank you.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-11-24 01:23 [#02645025]
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I've been refreshing didophecksandmonoidhavesex.com all day
but I see no changes. I'll keep everyone posted.

If monoid had a half dwarf offspring he'd unfortunately have
to euthanize it. The powers at Wizards of the Coast have
phased out half breeds from dungeons and dragons v5, because
they're racist.


 

offline mermaidman on 2025-11-24 07:28 [#02645027]
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i’d check the site more like… once every year?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2025-11-24 14:10 [#02645028]
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All we have left is epicmehatrax giving a rimjob to a
homeless dude


even in this, you have to paint me as a sub? no, the guy
outright told me he was a sub he said wanted my shark dick,
literal words were spoken. and he was HOT too. so when he's
moving in like, i'm kissing you exploratoraily, like, giving
you a chance to say no and ARE YOU KIDDING WOW MORE PLZ

but then he had his little prima donna meltdown when he
didn't get what he wanted immmediately and he split

anyways no hard feelings thanks for actually making me feel
alive again. i am actually significantly more sexy and hot
and cut now than i was that night and it's still going to
waste. i have an airbnb now if he wants to find me again?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2025-11-24 20:02 [#02645037]
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what's a sub, thought was a sandwich


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2025-11-24 21:47 [#02645040]
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I think about ophecks once in a while because he had cancer
and was a very sound and friendly guy, managed to touch base
with him a few years back and he seemed to be doing well;
hopefully he's thriving & enjoying all the new beatles docs
on disney+


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-11-24 21:58 [#02645041]
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looooooooooool


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-11-25 01:56 [#02645060]
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damn, somehow I missed the cancer arc. I take it he went
into remission?

I sincerely hope he's doing ok, I remember him as a kindly
sort.


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-11-25 10:49 [#02645086]
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SvalX Was soooo fecking cute. I know she was fb friends with
vlr snd hanalass but i thought it would be to creepy asking
for her friendship over the pond when. Not talking to her in
30+ years. I regret the decision.

Was her. Name Emma or was that POgo? And
What was Jaworski’s name? They bought Paul a microwave, I
thot.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2025-11-25 16:33 [#02645088]
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emma was pOgO, dale was jarworski, they bought me my first
DVD player - good people


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2025-11-25 18:46 [#02645090]
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svalx was sophie, nice girl


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-11-25 18:58 [#02645092]
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DVD player!!!


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2025-11-25 20:01 [#02645093]
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sophie asked me 'do you wanna sleep with me' or smth at
wonderment and I blushed lol, not that there was any
physical implication on her side but I wasn't comfortable in
that orgy of beasts anyways


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2025-11-28 05:11 [#02645134]
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Find me again luke


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2025-11-28 05:44 [#02645135]
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Thanksgiving alone sucks

I feel like I don’t exist

He fixed that last time


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2025-11-29 03:53 [#02645148]
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he came on to me. id probably suck him off if he said
please.


 


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