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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2025-03-06 22:02 [#02641734]
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2025-03-06 22:05 [#02641736]
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i don't want to get involved
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2025-03-07 00:31 [#02641750]
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no don't
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-07 00:49 [#02641752]
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I hope I go like Gene Hackman, partially mummified in a side room
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-07 02:31 [#02641759]
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I think you'll die like this: You'll have to go diarrhea real bad, so run to the toilet but go diarrhea along the way, slip in it and fall head first into the toilet getting your head stuck and drowning and over the next couple weeks your dog will mate with you dead ass many times.
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2025-03-07 07:56 [#02641764]
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I'm a kind of "Dead at 62" kind of guy. No great age but at the same time, far from young.
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2025-03-07 08:51 [#02641765]
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getting old sucks, dying is even worse, presumeably and is to be avoided at all cost
lamenting can be a whole lot of fun, if done properly, but joy beats the living shit out of it. let go, find joy, getting some sun helps with the process
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-07 11:27 [#02641766]
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Rip Brain James of the Damned 🪦
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-07 14:26 [#02641767]
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This Friday can’t die any quicker I’m ready to go home and have a good weekend!
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-07 14:43 [#02641768]
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Mr. EpicMegatrax, hello, as much as we poke fun and have a go around here, I mean that’s what the intent does and we are all men (boys) here, we don’t wish you any hard or bad feelings and we can’t condone that you do this. Life is tough and terrible at times. We have all been there. Ask and get help. Get ahold of long lost family and friends you haven’t talked to in decades. Contact a church near you and get acquainted and find nice, good people to help you out. I’m
Not saying go all Jesus (you can if you want) but there are lots of good people in churches. Not just money but mental support and connections. I attended a Methodist Chuch for a while years ago when I was in need. You are worth it Mr. EpicMegatrax.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-07 16:35 [#02641770]
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either that or I'll touch two high voltage cables together, get blown into the air and do 180 degree splits and my legs explode and I rain down on the railway tracks like meat confetti
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-07 16:39 [#02641771]
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lol, I like meat confetti death better
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-07 16:52 [#02641772]
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yeah doing the splits till the electricity makes my spine and pelvis snap like a twig
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-07 16:52 [#02641773]
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get electrocuted erection and im foaming at the mouth "screaming aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" then my cock goes molten orange to purple then bursts into flames
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-07 16:53 [#02641774]
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with flames shooting out the tip like a small volcano
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-07 16:54 [#02641775]
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electrocuted erection
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-07 16:55 [#02641776]
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enigmatically my last words are "voodoo parabola"
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-07 16:56 [#02641777]
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yeah it explodes like a brick being dynamited and the red hot fragments go flying off at all sorts of tangents
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-08 02:38 [#02641821]
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bump.
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big
from lsg on 2025-03-08 16:12 [#02641860]
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shit can get sucky at times (but can get good as well)
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2025-03-09 02:26 [#02641906]
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shit or nothing
pain or nothing
everything or nothing
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-09 02:46 [#02641911]
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the grim reaper can get it right up him
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-09 04:11 [#02641917]
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Don’t
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