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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2025-03-06 22:02 [#02641734]
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please


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2025-03-06 22:05 [#02641736]
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i don't want to get involved


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2025-03-07 00:31 [#02641750]
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no don't


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-07 00:49 [#02641752]
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I hope I go like Gene Hackman, partially mummified in a
side room


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-07 02:31 [#02641759]
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I think you'll die like this: You'll have to go diarrhea
real bad, so run to the toilet but go diarrhea along the
way, slip in it and fall head first into the toilet getting
your head stuck and drowning and over the next couple weeks
your dog will mate with you dead ass many times.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2025-03-07 07:56 [#02641764]
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I'm a kind of "Dead at 62" kind of guy. No great age but at
the same time, far from young.


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2025-03-07 08:51 [#02641765]
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getting old sucks,
dying is even worse, presumeably
and is to be avoided at all cost

lamenting can be a whole lot of fun,
if done properly,
but joy beats the living shit out of it.
let go, find joy,
getting some sun helps with the process



 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-07 11:27 [#02641766]
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Rip Brain James of the Damned 🪦


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-07 14:26 [#02641767]
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This Friday can’t die any quicker
I’m ready to go home and have a good weekend!


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-07 14:43 [#02641768]
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Mr. EpicMegatrax, hello, as much as we poke fun and have a
go around here, I mean that’s what the intent does and we
are all men (boys) here, we don’t wish you any hard or bad
feelings and we can’t condone that you do this. Life is
tough and terrible at times. We have all been there. Ask and
get help. Get ahold of long lost family and friends you
haven’t talked to in decades. Contact a church near you
and get acquainted and find nice, good people to help you
out. I’m
Not saying go all Jesus (you can if you want) but there are
lots of good people in churches. Not just money but mental
support and connections. I attended a Methodist Chuch for a
while years ago when I was in need. You are worth it Mr.
EpicMegatrax.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-07 16:35 [#02641770]
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either that or I'll touch two high voltage cables together,
get blown into the air and do 180 degree splits and my legs
explode and I rain down on the railway tracks like meat
confetti


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-07 16:39 [#02641771]
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lol, I like meat confetti death better


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-07 16:52 [#02641772]
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yeah doing the splits till the electricity makes my spine
and pelvis snap like a twig


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-07 16:52 [#02641773]
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get electrocuted erection and im foaming at the mouth
"screaming aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" then my cock goes
molten orange to purple then bursts into flames


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-07 16:53 [#02641774]
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with flames shooting out the tip like a small volcano


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-07 16:54 [#02641775]
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electrocuted erection


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-07 16:55 [#02641776]
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enigmatically my last words are "voodoo parabola"


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-07 16:56 [#02641777]
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yeah it explodes like a brick being dynamited and the red
hot fragments go flying off at all sorts of tangents


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-08 02:38 [#02641821]
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bump.


 

offline big from lsg on 2025-03-08 16:12 [#02641860]
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shit can get sucky at times (but can get good as well)


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2025-03-09 02:26 [#02641906]
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shit or nothing

pain or nothing

everything or nothing


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-09 02:46 [#02641911]
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the grim reaper can get it right up him


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-09 04:11 [#02641917]
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Don’t


 


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