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i don't want to get involved |
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no don't |
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I hope I go like Gene Hackman, partially mummified in a side room |
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I think you'll die like this: You'll have to go diarrhea real bad, so run to the toilet but go diarrhea along the way, slip in it and fall head first into the toilet getting your head stuck and drowning and over the next couple weeks your dog will mate with you dead ass many times. |
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I'm a kind of "Dead at 62" kind of guy. No great age but at the same time, far from young. |
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getting old sucks, dying is even worse, presumeably and is to be avoided at all cost lamenting can be a whole lot of fun, if done properly, but joy beats the living shit out of it. let go, find joy, getting some sun helps with the process |
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Rip Brain James of the Damned 🪦 |
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This Friday can’t die any quicker I’m ready to go home and have a good weekend! |
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Mr. EpicMegatrax, hello, as much as we poke fun and have a go around here, I mean that’s what the intent does and we are all men (boys) here, we don’t wish you any hard or bad feelings and we can’t condone that you do this. Life is tough and terrible at times. We have all been there. Ask and get help. Get ahold of long lost family and friends you haven’t talked to in decades. Contact a church near you and get acquainted and find nice, good people to help you out. I’m Not saying go all Jesus (you can if you want) but there are lots of good people in churches. Not just money but mental support and connections. I attended a Methodist Chuch for a while years ago when I was in need. You are worth it Mr. EpicMegatrax. |
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either that or I'll touch two high voltage cables together, get blown into the air and do 180 degree splits and my legs explode and I rain down on the railway tracks like meat confetti |
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lol, I like meat confetti death better |
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yeah doing the splits till the electricity makes my spine and pelvis snap like a twig |
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get electrocuted erection and im foaming at the mouth "screaming aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" then my cock goes molten orange to purple then bursts into flames |
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with flames shooting out the tip like a small volcano |
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electrocuted erection |
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enigmatically my last words are "voodoo parabola" |
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yeah it explodes like a brick being dynamited and the red hot fragments go flying off at all sorts of tangents |
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bump. |
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shit can get sucky at times (but can get good as well) |
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shit or nothing pain or nothing everything or nothing |
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the grim reaper can get it right up him |
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Don’t |
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Has anyone seen Epics around, sort of do worry about him sometimes |
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Thought you would have google drove up and down his block to see if there is any activity. I’m sure he’s fine, just staying low and getting more important things taken care of. |
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I think hes took a school bus full of toddlers hostage with a crossbow |
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lol, he asked me if I wanted to help and I said yeah, but he wanted it done this week and I couldn’t til the weekend. He’s so bossy!! But he was actually giving them all boxes of free water balloons but the parents were still pissy…. |
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Imagine being in bed and the shadow of his schlong passing over your head upside down |
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that’s when shit gets real talk |
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any updates at all: it’s been 21 days |
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I don't know if state to state phone calls are expensive, but you could possibly Ring the Natick police in Massachusetts and say you're concerned for the welfare of Geoffrey Dawson cos he is a regular fixture on a forum for at least a decade and has suddenly gone radio silent and its not like him |
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It is a bit worrying now, hopefully its just something silly like he hasn't paid his broadband bill |
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I think I might, it would be a few bucks $3-9 at most. And if I just look up their police and make an inquiry. It wouldn’t cost. It’s a little unusual request at that and I’ll have to think upon it. I don’t want them to track me down and get put back in the slammer. |
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Hommie could library or Starbucks, He ain’t that dumb. |
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yeah he would probably just steal his neighbours thinking about it |
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Perhaps he's joined the YMCA |
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lol you’re terrible Mark!! Lolol |
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Is this a thing, epic is missing? If you read this please post! |
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Does anyone remember his last name? Is it time to search the obits? :-/ |
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lol |
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I called the Natick Police Department and they want me to drive or fly there and get tazered and shackled and put in their system for really good food and company. Tempting. 3 hots and a cot. |
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dawson |
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Belb, I think Mr. Danza is being funny because Mark spelled it out a few posts above. Unless he’s selectively not reading all the posts!! |
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Shit, I did skip that one 🔍 |
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Yeah he hasn't been seen on here since he started this thread with this ominous name, as far as I'm aware |
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Tony, it’s okay. We mostly skip Marks posts, Nothing really to say just blah blah blah Gibberish lol (jk Hyper Remix) |
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the police know him as the fecalord |
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I wouldn’t wish it on anyone In fact, quite the opposite. I truly hope everyone lives in misery for eternity. Well, except anyone called Ralph. |
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Fuck off Ralph!! |
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I know we are all having a bit of a laugh but he could literally be dead with a big turd hanging out his ass |
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