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i don't want to get involved |
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no don't |
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I hope I go like Gene Hackman, partially mummified in a side room |
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I think you'll die like this: You'll have to go diarrhea real bad, so run to the toilet but go diarrhea along the way, slip in it and fall head first into the toilet getting your head stuck and drowning and over the next couple weeks your dog will mate with you dead ass many times. |
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I'm a kind of "Dead at 62" kind of guy. No great age but at the same time, far from young. |
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getting old sucks, dying is even worse, presumeably and is to be avoided at all cost lamenting can be a whole lot of fun, if done properly, but joy beats the living shit out of it. let go, find joy, getting some sun helps with the process |
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Rip Brain James of the Damned 🪦 |
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This Friday can’t die any quicker I’m ready to go home and have a good weekend! |
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Mr. EpicMegatrax, hello, as much as we poke fun and have a go around here, I mean that’s what the intent does and we are all men (boys) here, we don’t wish you any hard or bad feelings and we can’t condone that you do this. Life is tough and terrible at times. We have all been there. Ask and get help. Get ahold of long lost family and friends you haven’t talked to in decades. Contact a church near you and get acquainted and find nice, good people to help you out. I’m Not saying go all Jesus (you can if you want) but there are lots of good people in churches. Not just money but mental support and connections. I attended a Methodist Chuch for a while years ago when I was in need. You are worth it Mr. EpicMegatrax. |
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either that or I'll touch two high voltage cables together, get blown into the air and do 180 degree splits and my legs explode and I rain down on the railway tracks like meat confetti |
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lol, I like meat confetti death better |
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yeah doing the splits till the electricity makes my spine and pelvis snap like a twig |
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get electrocuted erection and im foaming at the mouth "screaming aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" then my cock goes molten orange to purple then bursts into flames |
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with flames shooting out the tip like a small volcano |
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electrocuted erection |
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enigmatically my last words are "voodoo parabola" |
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yeah it explodes like a brick being dynamited and the red hot fragments go flying off at all sorts of tangents |
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bump. |
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shit can get sucky at times (but can get good as well) |
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shit or nothing pain or nothing everything or nothing |
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the grim reaper can get it right up him |
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Don’t |
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