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Did you know that it was a china man who cut off the tip of my penis? hmm? |
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No i did not know that. |
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hey... that same chinaman sold your penis tip to me for 39 cents!!!!! you want it back? |
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No- you can have it ... I sort of lost it inside of him. |
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no wonder he asked me to stick my vaccum in his ass.. all this time i thought it was some weird chinese ritual... and thaknks man, ur penis tips goin on my mantle |
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Do you kno afx? |
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hes my uncle. no, not really. im just a homeless teen in a box with plastic wrap on the top. and cable internet. |
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and he also owns the tip of my dick. |
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yes.. my prized possession. i took it off the mantle and now it has a special spot at the side of my bed. its like a faithful pet that doesnt pee on the carpet, or eat shit. or scratch shit. ah.. this is bliss. |
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