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please send this to fred mcgriff is my point |
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He’s known as fuckwagon here. |
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WHATEVER i basically need the part about, like... how did it go replacing the window? i'm trying to chart a course, here |
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unnecessary comma after course |
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That's the William Shatner comma |
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quite an interesting name for a thread and where it’s going |
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I just googled it, I had no idea your shit could fossilise like that, perhaps if you sit on a loudspeaker you could find a resonant frequency to shatter it, the only prob would be shit everywhere |
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It’s rare but they can’t rule out fecalith causing a rupture. Leads to diffuse peritonitis. Not fun. Get suppositories. Drink, and then drink some more. |
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EXACTLY! i have this rock. actually -- two. like balls. well, they are balls. of poop. spherical. bullshit how did we get here? |
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oh, hmmm. long run, there's no bank for that. but next couple days i would appreciate more paypal or bandcamp. if anyone can. mostly just worried the inernets cut off, something something medication for health reasons and nevermind if you're skint i'm just nervous |
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If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? |
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fecalith = coprolite |
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sound is waves of compressed air and motherfuck what anyone says, good luck arguing with the laws of physics |
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If can’t see the tree how’d you know it’s there? How’s the fecal matter(s) going, Epic? |
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Plopelisk |
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The Plopolith Update? It’s easily treatable so please don’t let it linger. I really did have a gut rupture. It’s not nice. |
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you chilling out for a bit? put your feet up, concentrate on yourself, everythings sorted, your body will do this. |
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im assuming uve got the fuckin thing fixed by a medical professional there |
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needs YouTube |
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- i may be going to jail because of the fecalith incident - the fecalith incident happened because i could not afford to feed myself properly - i currently do not have enough money to feed myself properly - i may. be. going. to. jail [[ it's laughable that anyone here is telling me to take care of myself, really. i've been asking for help of various nature for months and all anyone does is accuse me of having bipolar disorder or some bullshit. motherfucker, my situation. do you understand how intense emotions are, like, justified? even NORMAL? in fact, i think i deserve a shit-ton of credit for not collapsing, for not lashing out, for still being functional, and not relapsing on alcohol [[[ my erratic behavior, asshole-ness in the past? that's alcohol. sorry. i have a handle on that now ]]] ]] |
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I think jail will be the making of you. And you're Bi, so, you know, free ass. |
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what exactly would you be going to jail for seriously? for being naked in your backyard? is there something else we don't know |
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yes, being charged with a felony, gross lewd something -- what happened to the posts here where you were mocking me for going to jail i saw a day or two ago? does the name matt higgins mean anything to you? galea? did i mention that, beginning of the month, i was TORN OUT OF A SLEEPING BAG AND HANDCUFFED TO A GURNEY? because of some text message i sent saying i was having a difficult time? and no one's fucking responsible for that bullshit, it seems? instead they're just going to throw the book at _me_? who will compensate me for that? the additional trauma, the lost time? how about sending a fucking small army TWICE and now the whole neighborhood treats me like i'm some kind of fucking terrorist? when i've never hit someone my whole life. i've been asking for help for months. should i go find + bump the thread here, months ago, where i am ASKING FOR A JOB PLEASE SOMEONE? ridiculous. most people on this board are decent, but some of you need some fucking help -- and some should even be locked up. for their sociopathic behavior, playing god, etc. |
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you're talking about me when you said mocking you for going to jail? i didn't do that you're confusing me with someone else |
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and matt higgins doesn't mean anything to me or galea |
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and you think you're going to find a job here seriously? |
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Loads of people have been to jail. I don't know what the fuss is. |
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You get fed, and then you come out and they give you a house and a job. Isn't that how it works? |
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You'd be surprised how many successful entrepreneurs and captains of industry got their start by having opinions about Ovuca on Xltronic. |
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A few days or weeks or months in jail won’t kill you at all, it may infact humble you and mature you as needed. If you’re going to be there for weeks or any real time, as to be a Trustee on the tablet and do something with your time other than rot and watch tv with others all day. Sleep a lot. Fun fact: I was told that people in local jails usually make 35$/week as supposed to prisoners (which shitting naked in a yard isn’t, unless you have a ton more and things you’re not telling us) make 35$/month. So in other words: people don’t go to prison. |
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lol @ “opinions about Ovuca on Xltronic” |
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