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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-05 02:21 [#02636052]
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if you are a man please say "baby microwave" after some woman says "sperm donor" as, like, that reflex check the doctor does with the rubber hammer just below your knee
accounts must be settled
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2024-06-05 11:52 [#02636053]
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interesting. why do you hate women?
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2024-06-05 22:15 [#02636058]
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Really important message epi, tnx. Will do
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-06 11:27 [#02636064]
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you need both men and women. but you bitches need to check your shit. i have root on kanye west. i pwn the moon. i've sunk project natick. king me works in checkers but sorry, i don't support transgender. it's genetic cheating
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-06 11:28 [#02636065]
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checkers vs. chess, that's the one degree of freedom i need. come to daddy
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-06 11:30 [#02636066]
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what does jay kay look like nowadays?
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RussellDust
on 2024-06-06 11:48 [#02636069]
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I’m getting old and my condition isn’t helping: I barely understand you, Epic.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-08 21:58 [#02636117]
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this is now a barbersharp quartet song i sing around the house
baby micro-wave baby miiiicroWAAAAVE
i need other people so it can be a chorus of people singing baby microwave.
it's the first song for this whatever, probably. about how how women [and more] are all "babies babies babies" but as soon as they're 5 and can talk back they don't give a fuck and bitches kick them to the curb. but oh my god babies!@@!$R#%
fuck you, baby microwave. you want my semen like microwave popcorn for your baby microwave, and you know what? you can't fucking have it. i am a professional wizard and i find this whole situation disgusting. you churn out babies with no plans and christian nationalism and vaginas and plastic in the water has men growing boobs.
so i want it to be a song like that. a sharberbip... barberpop... barbershop quartet. ba-by mi-cro-waaaaave
baby microwave
but then that's just kind of a hook, a moment, the rest of it is more rock-ish guitary
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-08 22:06 [#02636118]
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i saw some irish sounding guy in a neon yellow safety color whatever, tight shirt, muscles, not a very interesting car but he doesn't live here does he
i live in natick and there was just some music festival last weekend and i'm crashing bars where these rich shitlords gorge themselves on overpriced ice cream.
yes, yes. last night we're on a walk. let's go to... buttercup. it'll probably be mad busy. i'm a professional wizard with... the technical medical term is an abrasion. there's a large scrape on my arm. the bartender says he feels like he's a dishwasher that makes drinks sometimes and yes, i know that feeling. i'm steeping in it. i'm looking around at who's here
afterwards. it's raining. i don't have a car. i have to walk home. here is my fucking troll 9000 moment: i walk up and push the button.
the cars i see around here are fancy teslas, electric porsche, rivian, etc. and people give me the stink eye for cigarettes and i've pushed this button that makes, i shit you not, i estimate $30mil of hardware sit there at an intersection and froth with rage because i am a pedestrian, bitch. i have the right of way
so it could have been jay kay. if it was, there's my stolen traffic cone.
this would be nuts if i lived in bumfuck idaho or something. but wellesley, natick, you know.
baby microwave nexus, it's freaky here now
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-09 04:03 [#02636125]
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On Saturday, June 22 at 11am, the group will set up temporary antennas and radios and contact other amateur (“ham”) radio stations across the United States who are also set up in similar conditions until 8PM as well as Sunday from 8:30am-Noon. This effort allows participants to exercise deploying equipment and sending information as might be needed during an actual emergency, exploring new technology and have some fun over the weekend.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-09 04:03 [#02636126]
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The Wellesley Amateur Radio Society was formed in February of 1951 as an amateur radio communications group serving Wellesley and the surrounding area. The group gets together weekly via radio and meets monthly at the Wellesley Police station for social gatherings and technical talks. The public is encouraged to attend the meetings.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-09 04:04 [#02636127]
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i grew up in this town, i'm a nerd and a half, and i NEVER HEARD OF THIS CRAP UNTIL TODAY?
bizarre.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-09 04:07 [#02636128]
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but they meet at the police station. so this is probably some christian nationalist water cooler? i dunno.
corpulent hogs. let's get together at the police station with our radios. but the systems hogs put together are always... no mustard. the heads know how to assemble a sound system, field it out
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-09 04:15 [#02636129]
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some woman at the bar. she's saying ohhh, i love babies. but then, girl talk -- "but, gosh, once they're like five, i'm so done with them"
and i am sitting right next to this bitch. saying that. this is exactly how my mom treated me. i said some things that some people are going to have to fucking accept. it was satisfying, really, to flat-out catch one of these fucking hosebeasts in the full blossom of sin. she's on her laptop, saying "oh for once i don't have to finish work on sunday" but you're just taking your laptop to bar and diddling around and talking with the bartender about how you want more babies, you love babies, but fuck kids past five years old. and the bartender is some gorgeous gal who has been studying... for a year... to get into... some fucking greek orthodox family? and the prize is a honeymoon in thailand? i say i've never been allowed to have a cat, and they're all: "well you could maybe get a dfhjgkf gecko" and this is the pet they give people in ritzy rich people halfway houses. people ask me why i hate women. i decided i wanted to be a nice older brother and not be mean like older brothers usually are and this is what i get. i don't hate women. i hate how i am expected to tend to this goddamn baby microwave. i want to throw a bunch of metal into it so it catches on fire. you crass fornicating spoiled bitches
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-09 04:16 [#02636130]
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you worms. i am a professional wizard. i will school you with law
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-09 04:19 [#02636131]
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is "you should really look at the email your mom's lawyer sent you, it's a good idea" sort of chatter the sound of people who want to help? nay.
i'm handling it. but i would welcome some help. the garage is open
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-09 04:24 [#02636132]
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my landlord is a fucking born again baby boomer christian fundie and i actually rather liked him until he's talking with my asshole tracking family and this cute game where his poop fart wife has talked to my family but he hasn't so he can honestly say he's not talking to them and stupid fucking games, blown up by camera footage, recordings that contract. a baby boomer born again christian working for the bloated blood pus sop oracle corporation as a SALESMAN selling PHP SUPPORT and lying is natural as breathing for a practiced butterball like that. then his wife is probably deep into some conspiracy nonsense. that even a professional wizard thinks is fucking horseshit. hell of a neighborhood. absolute hell
driveway hosing italians die in a fire
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-09 04:30 [#02636134]
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and meanwhile i'm trying to get work done amidst this?
whyever is it so hard for me to get work done?
you people gave me fake plastic tools, now i will shove them down your throat. burt bacharach will rip your head off and shit down your esophagus
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-09 04:39 [#02636135]
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in any case, all the flagrant obnoxious lying lead to the obvious... 14 days to quit unless... why, yes, thank you, what took so long? i'll have the cash in a week, perhaps. i'll also wire up the house to hose these beasts. a busy week. i'll probably not post much. june 22 seems like an obvious target. but scaffholding, see you friday i suppose. to hell with careless monday
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-09 04:43 [#02636136]
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pushing a button and holding up $30mil in hardware, if you pick the right moment at the right intersection when the right shitlord jerkoff deluxe, yes that was a right giggle. i'm getting rained on and i don't have a car and the kitchen is closed as all the fat rich fucks are getting served ice cream and now all these silver electric porsches and gosh that bmw is so esoteric it must cost as much as a small country and that's not the cheap tesla and etc and i'm robot dancing to "get off my lawn" [song title]
yes, you people can run me all around. but i can slap you back too.
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-06-10 03:34 [#02636142]
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your baby microwave song is fucking stupid epic
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-06-10 03:34 [#02636143]
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your shit sucks
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-06-10 03:37 [#02636144]
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if you were Pink Floyd your output lately is post division bell
the worst.
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-06-10 03:39 [#02636145]
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I just don't want to read anything you write any ever again.
CAPICE?
It's time to realize that you're washed up and fucking retarded. Not edgy. Not funny. Not interesting. You're banal and stupid and stinking up the board with your shitty, stupid posts.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-10 14:47 [#02636149]
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Cool
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-10 19:17 [#02636154]
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i don't hate babies; i simply don't care for them. i don't hate women; i simply find them annoying. wizards are pragmatic and women are idiots who rabidly burn every bridge to make BABIES then once it's not a baby whatever let's have a glass of whine on watch TV opera hell en you are the soon to be imploded afterimage of daddy's little girl
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-10 19:18 [#02636155]
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horse cock
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2024-06-10 20:44 [#02636157]
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have you ever talked with any woman who's not your mother?
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2024-06-11 00:34 [#02636159]
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this isnt pretty watching a person disintrigate online. i have tried before but failed
dan i am here. ill try and find you on facebook. again.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2024-06-11 00:34 [#02636160]
Points: 27790 Status: Regular | Followup to dariusgriffin: #02636157
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also hi dg still love that ff7 remix i play it often :)
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2024-06-11 00:42 [#02636161]
Points: 12369 Status: Lurker | Followup to earthleakage: #02636160
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oh thank you hi!! i'm really happy to hear that
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2024-06-11 01:20 [#02636162]
Points: 27790 Status: Regular | Followup to dariusgriffin: #02636161
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yr welcome. i always appreciated that you are a very skilled musician.
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