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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-05 02:21 [#02636052]
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if you are a man please say "baby microwave" after some
woman says "sperm donor" as, like, that reflex check the
doctor does with the rubber hammer just below your knee

accounts must be settled


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2024-06-05 11:52 [#02636053]
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interesting. why do you hate women?


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2024-06-05 22:15 [#02636058]
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Really important message epi, tnx. Will do


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-06 11:27 [#02636064]
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you need both men and women. but you bitches need to check
your shit. i have root on kanye west. i pwn the moon. i've
sunk project natick. king me works in checkers but sorry, i
don't support transgender. it's genetic cheating


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-06 11:28 [#02636065]
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checkers vs. chess, that's the one degree of freedom i need.
come to daddy


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-06 11:30 [#02636066]
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what does jay kay look like nowadays?


 

offline RussellDust on 2024-06-06 11:48 [#02636069]
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I’m getting old and my condition isn’t helping: I barely
understand you, Epic.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-08 21:58 [#02636117]
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this is now a barbersharp quartet song i sing around the
house

baby micro-wave
baby miiiicroWAAAAVE

i need other people so it can be a chorus of people singing
baby microwave.

it's the first song for this whatever, probably. about how
how women [and more] are all "babies babies babies" but as
soon as they're 5 and can talk back they don't give a fuck
and bitches kick them to the curb. but oh my god
babies!@@!$R#%

fuck you, baby microwave. you want my semen like microwave
popcorn for your baby microwave, and you know what? you
can't fucking have it. i am a professional wizard and i find
this whole situation disgusting. you churn out babies with
no plans and christian nationalism and vaginas and plastic
in the water has men growing boobs.

so i want it to be a song like that. a sharberbip...
barberpop... barbershop quartet. ba-by mi-cro-waaaaave
baby microwave

but then that's just kind of a hook, a moment, the rest of
it is more rock-ish guitary



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-08 22:06 [#02636118]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



i saw some irish sounding guy in a neon yellow safety color
whatever, tight shirt, muscles, not a very interesting car
but he doesn't live here does he

i live in natick and there was just some music festival last
weekend and i'm crashing bars where these rich shitlords
gorge themselves on overpriced ice cream.

yes, yes. last night we're on a walk. let's go to...
buttercup. it'll probably be mad busy. i'm a professional
wizard with... the technical medical term is an abrasion.
there's a large scrape on my arm. the bartender says he
feels like he's a dishwasher that makes drinks sometimes and
yes, i know that feeling. i'm steeping in it. i'm looking
around at who's here

afterwards. it's raining. i don't have a car. i have to walk
home. here is my fucking troll 9000 moment: i walk up and
push the button.

the cars i see around here are fancy teslas, electric
porsche, rivian, etc. and people give me the stink eye for
cigarettes and i've pushed this button that makes, i shit
you not, i estimate $30mil of hardware sit there at an
intersection and froth with rage because i am a pedestrian,
bitch. i have the right of way

so it could have been jay kay. if it was, there's my stolen
traffic cone.

this would be nuts if i lived in bumfuck idaho or something.
but wellesley, natick, you know.

baby microwave nexus, it's freaky here now


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-09 04:03 [#02636125]
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On Saturday, June 22 at 11am, the group will set up
temporary antennas and radios and contact other amateur
(“ham”) radio stations across the United States who are
also set up in similar conditions until 8PM as well as
Sunday from 8:30am-Noon. This effort allows participants to
exercise deploying equipment and sending information as
might be needed during an actual emergency, exploring new
technology and have some fun over the weekend.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-09 04:03 [#02636126]
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The Wellesley Amateur Radio Society was formed in February
of 1951 as an amateur radio communications group serving
Wellesley and the surrounding area. The group gets together
weekly via radio and meets monthly at the Wellesley Police
station for social gatherings and technical talks. The
public is encouraged to attend the meetings.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-09 04:04 [#02636127]
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i grew up in this town, i'm a nerd and a half, and i NEVER
HEARD OF THIS CRAP UNTIL TODAY?

bizarre.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-09 04:07 [#02636128]
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but they meet at the police station. so this is probably
some christian nationalist water cooler? i dunno.

corpulent hogs. let's get together at the police station
with our radios. but the systems hogs put together are
always... no mustard. the heads know how to assemble a sound
system, field it out


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-09 04:15 [#02636129]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



some woman at the bar. she's saying ohhh, i love babies. but
then, girl talk -- "but, gosh, once they're like five, i'm
so done with them"

and i am sitting right next to this bitch. saying that. this
is exactly how my mom treated me. i said some things that
some people are going to have to fucking accept. it was
satisfying, really, to flat-out catch one of these fucking
hosebeasts in the full blossom of sin. she's on her laptop,
saying "oh for once i don't have to finish work on sunday"
but you're just taking your laptop to bar and diddling
around and talking with the bartender about how you want
more babies, you love babies, but fuck kids past five years
old. and the bartender is some gorgeous gal who has been
studying... for a year... to get into... some fucking greek
orthodox family? and the prize is a honeymoon in thailand? i
say i've never been allowed to have a cat, and they're all:
"well you could maybe get a dfhjgkf gecko" and this is the
pet they give people in ritzy rich people halfway houses.
people ask me why i hate women. i decided i wanted to be a
nice older brother and not be mean like older brothers
usually are and this is what i get. i don't hate women. i
hate how i am expected to tend to this goddamn baby
microwave. i want to throw a bunch of metal into it so it
catches on fire. you crass fornicating spoiled bitches


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-09 04:16 [#02636130]
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you worms. i am a professional wizard. i will school you
with law


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-09 04:19 [#02636131]
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is "you should really look at the email your mom's lawyer
sent you, it's a good idea" sort of chatter the sound of
people who want to help? nay.

i'm handling it. but i would welcome some help. the garage
is open


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-09 04:24 [#02636132]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



my landlord is a fucking born again baby boomer christian
fundie and i actually rather liked him until he's talking
with my asshole tracking family and this cute game where his
poop fart wife has talked to my family but he hasn't so he
can honestly say he's not talking to them and stupid fucking
games, blown up by camera footage, recordings that contract.
a baby boomer born again christian working for the bloated
blood pus sop oracle corporation as a SALESMAN selling PHP
SUPPORT and lying is natural as breathing for a practiced
butterball like that. then his wife is probably deep into
some conspiracy nonsense. that even a professional wizard
thinks is fucking horseshit. hell of a neighborhood.
absolute hell

driveway hosing italians die in a fire


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-09 04:30 [#02636134]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



and meanwhile i'm trying to get work done amidst this?

whyever is it so hard for me to get work done?

you people gave me fake plastic tools, now i will shove them
down your throat. burt bacharach will rip your head off and
shit down your esophagus


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-09 04:39 [#02636135]
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in any case, all the flagrant obnoxious lying lead to the
obvious... 14 days to quit unless... why, yes, thank you,
what took so long? i'll have the cash in a week, perhaps.
i'll also wire up the house to hose these beasts. a busy
week. i'll probably not post much. june 22 seems like an
obvious target. but scaffholding, see you friday i suppose.
to hell with careless monday


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-09 04:43 [#02636136]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



pushing a button and holding up $30mil in hardware, if you
pick the right moment at the right intersection when the
right shitlord jerkoff deluxe, yes that was a right giggle.
i'm getting rained on and i don't have a car and the kitchen
is closed as all the fat rich fucks are getting served ice
cream and now all these silver electric porsches and gosh
that bmw is so esoteric it must cost as much as a small
country and that's not the cheap tesla and etc and i'm robot
dancing to "get off my lawn" [song title]

yes, you people can run me all around. but i can slap you
back too.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-06-10 03:34 [#02636142]
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your baby microwave song is fucking stupid epic


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-06-10 03:34 [#02636143]
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your shit sucks


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-06-10 03:37 [#02636144]
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if you were Pink Floyd your output lately is post division
bell

the worst.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-06-10 03:39 [#02636145]
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I just don't want to read anything you write any ever
again.

CAPICE?

It's time to realize that you're washed up and fucking
retarded. Not edgy. Not funny. Not interesting. You're banal
and stupid and stinking up the board with your shitty,
stupid posts.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-10 14:47 [#02636149]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



Cool


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-10 19:17 [#02636154]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



i don't hate babies; i simply don't care for them.
i don't hate women; i simply find them annoying. wizards are
pragmatic and women are idiots who rabidly burn every bridge
to make BABIES then once it's not a baby whatever let's have
a glass of whine on watch TV opera hell en you are the soon
to be imploded afterimage of daddy's little girl


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-10 19:18 [#02636155]
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horse cock


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2024-06-10 20:44 [#02636157]
Points: 12369 Status: Lurker



have you ever talked with any woman who's not your mother?


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2024-06-11 00:34 [#02636159]
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this isnt pretty watching a person disintrigate online. i
have tried before but failed

dan i am here. ill try and find you on facebook. again.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2024-06-11 00:34 [#02636160]
Points: 27790 Status: Regular | Followup to dariusgriffin: #02636157



also hi dg still love that ff7 remix i play it often :)


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2024-06-11 00:42 [#02636161]
Points: 12369 Status: Lurker | Followup to earthleakage: #02636160



oh thank you hi!! i'm really happy to hear that


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2024-06-11 01:20 [#02636162]
Points: 27790 Status: Regular | Followup to dariusgriffin: #02636161



yr welcome. i always appreciated that you are a very skilled
musician.


 


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