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it's pride month
 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-04 12:17 [#02636000]
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and i have a problem with that. stop giving fucking months
to sensitive topics. we only have 12 of them, you know?
they're already overloaded and who decides what gets to be
what month anyways? i don't recall getting a vote

it's pride time


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-04 12:18 [#02636001]
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the MLB fiasco, like, yeah.... this gives all the paranoid
satanist nuts something to yell and scream about and beat up


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2024-06-04 12:18 [#02636002]
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when's white pride month


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-06-04 12:23 [#02636003]
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Major league baseball? Matt LeBlanc?


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-06-04 12:23 [#02636004]
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epic is going to be mad at me again for not knowing what
they're yelling about on The View


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2024-06-04 12:25 [#02636005]
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what's an MLB fiasco? looking it up it's a horde of twitter
bots posting homophobia at a baseball tweet? who cares?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-04 12:27 [#02636006]
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last month was apparently "mental health awareness month"
and i was apparently underaware of this. i'm aware of mental
health awareness now, and apparently it's over. mental
health awareness has had its month in the sun. fuck off
mental health!

i do consulting codez and i go to the store and it's easter
and why is the store closed? why am i confused? because i
didn't know it was easter, i went to the store, the store
was closed, i was confused, then i posted about it on
xltronic. that has happened four times now, and it's also
because no one gives a fuck about me for easter, they're off
with their families

with a 9-5 job i at least felt a little more in sync with
things. that was a nice plus. i didn't miss easter those
years because everyone in the office talked about their
easter shit and so at least i didn't waste a drive to the
store for a few years

easter. i think the wabbits are actually starting to be,
like... so over with me? i swear one rabbit saw me and it
went like "i'm a rabbit i'm terrified freeze he's still
walking run oh it's just that idiot and it's fucking hot out
so i'll stop running" but then i'm still walking and the
rabbit is still a rabbit and it's terrified and freezes but
i'm alright sort of? so the rabbit stops running. ping-pong.
ping-pong. four times like that. make up your mind if i'm
scary or not rabbit, jeez


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-04 12:28 [#02636008]
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I HEREBY DECLARE JUNE TO BE RABBIT MONTH


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2024-06-04 12:29 [#02636009]
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i'm sorry epic i hope things get better for you


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-04 12:30 [#02636010]
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maybe that'll help them make up their alleged little minds.
if i personally deign to give them a month


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-04 12:31 [#02636011]
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i'm having a wonderful time. switching careers from
engineering to wizarding is about as easy as falling out of
bed for me and i find it much more satisfying


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-04 12:38 [#02636012]
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falling out of bed is generally not considered a skill. this
is because there's usually no challenge gradient to it. my
parents, however, were very industrious. my father installed
wooden leaves so i would not fall out of bed. i knew they
were there so i wouldn't fall out of bed. i thot: "what is
the deal with that anyways? i guess i have to just try it
for myself"

but they've made it difficult. how do people fall out of
bed? oh! they roll too hard. so the answer is for me to roll
over so hard i fall out of bed, that will defeat this
cloying safety mechanism, and i can see what this falling
out of bed thing is about anyways

it was actually, in retrospect, very yoga-ish. i rolled
over. i kept rolling over. i'm rolling over very hard. into
the wooden barrier. i'm rolling over the ledge, which is now
quite a drop with the added height of the safety barrier and
then i'm crying and dad comes running


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-04 13:18 [#02636013]
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anyways, there's your phish. like the space quest joke.

i already have a mountain of evidence against the guilty
parties and now they are flipping a shit and reacting out of
emotion instead of logic. logic and panic sound similar if
you're in a hurry because... video footage of... shit. SHIT.
HURRY

and i really have no idea why some people stole my
neighbor's lawn sign. but i figure it's because of my
wizarding somehow or another. this is good. i can blow
toilets better than keith moon, yep. i have no idea why some
people i don't recognize did some bizarre college prank
kinda thing but it's really just bleedthrough from all the
panic. i can smell it. so i really would like to know what
was behind that incident last night. very much. so i could
fill in an annotation for the video segment

fuckers got so used to presuming i'd be a functioning toilet
and now vomit up the christmas cookies and brandy to the
victims. sam altman's belly is full of rocks. dragon pizza
rocks


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-04 14:43 [#02636018]
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so just some basic rules like: 1. control drinking 2. flush
my family's bullshit

and if i do that i think i'll be alright no matter wat


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-04 14:44 [#02636019]
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wizarding is just an obnoxious and smug job title that i
regard as a specific superset of engineering. apparently
being a cybernetics researcher wasn't strong enough, so
alright you fuckers -- i'm a wizard now

and i'm incredibly amused it


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-04 14:47 [#02636020]
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i put on my robe and wizard hat.

[RIP ICQ]


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-04 14:48 [#02636021]
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¹


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-04 15:41 [#02636024]
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i guess my point is that people pick months for shit like
pride or cancer as a way to relieve the guilt of being
parasitic motherfuckers. then the trump people can't even be
bothered with guilt and just respond to pride month with
rage and cocaine and fuckin heinekin

those are the two sorts of people i see all around me right
now. they have lawns and jobs and cars and houses which
means they have to take care of all these things on top of
somehow managing to not emotionally implode via [above] and
this is a lovely house and part of being a wizard is
improving houses and i will make it even more lovely, with
more cameras, more soccer moms enraged at the existence of
cigarettes, i have all day you toads

i came so very close to doing this a year or so ago and
they're all so busy they did 90% of it to me before it's
finally dawned on everyone that i'm getting them to do it
all again so i have very very thorough proof this time

having root on kanye west is just incidental. you see what i
mean about consenting


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-04 16:28 [#02636025]
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lady gaga might be pregnant? oh well. maybe the black keys
will come over to play nintendo

i think i'm pretty sorted on material i need to file a
clusterbomb of multiple lawsuits at once against people and
institutions that are so stuffed with cash they can barely
work up the wind to say "come to jesus"

i still need to allocate an actual lawyer [because then
otherwise i can't leverage the law] but it's more a matter
of putting together an even casually coherent powerpoint
presentation with video clips and timelines and

but that's tedious and boring. i figure if someone that
level came over here and it's like "ohhhh, sorry about your
retirement schedule, the black keys are over here for a few
months" that would just explode their skulls most
delightfully

which is more fun than hiring a lawyer. but i'll be alright
either way


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-04 19:07 [#02636038]
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why yes, i did do a wildly expressive dance atop plymouth
rock. now it's one of those things that's roped off, because
there are people everywhere, and people are getting
stupider, and trying to chip off a piece as a souvenir and
ropes. because otherwise the rock would be gone. the tragedy
of the commons. mass baller og


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-06-05 20:18 [#02636055]
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Any of these days, weeks, months, whatever, I go out of my
way to celebrate.

Pride just goes on endlessly though, doesn't it?


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-06-05 20:20 [#02636056]
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Imagine waking up next to this guy and he starts talking.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2024-06-05 20:28 [#02636057]
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least blabbering american


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2024-06-07 15:27 [#02636096]
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Oh yeah, people are having sex. Thanks for the reminder


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-06-07 15:54 [#02636097]
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monoid you still a virgin?


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-06-07 15:55 [#02636098]
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last time you were a virgin


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-06-07 15:57 [#02636099]
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you could sell your virginity online and both get laid and
make a profit


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-06-07 16:33 [#02636101]
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Pay money to watch a middle aged schizoid German man get his
v card punched? Where do I sign up?!


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2024-06-07 16:45 [#02636103]
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At the gay pride parade


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-06-07 16:59 [#02636104]
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monoid i you accept we could fund mohamed's hair transplant
with it


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-06-07 17:02 [#02636105]
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cause i'm sure you already know mohamed is bald


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-06-07 17:24 [#02636106]
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meow!


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-06-07 21:50 [#02636109]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-08 22:30 [#02636119]
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i'm sorry i do not you tube.


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-06-12 20:38 [#02636202]
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naive man during pride: creampie surprise? sounds good

wise man during pride: one black coffee, please


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-06-19 12:56 [#02636381]
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At least 550 Muslims die at Hajj - as temperatures at Mecca hit
51.8C.

"Stampedes, tent fires and other accidents have caused
hundreds of deaths during the Hajj in the past 30 years.
Some 240 people reportedly died last year.
"

... I mean, you have to laugh. Stampedes... muslims love a
fucking stampede.



 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2024-06-19 13:06 [#02636382]
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I'm glad strangers dying makes you happy but I'm not sure
what this has to do with pride month.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-06-19 13:29 [#02636385]
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They died for their belief, they're martyrs. Celebrate.

Plus, they'd throw you off of a building, after fucking you,
so again, celebrate. Win Win, love.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-06-19 13:45 [#02636386]
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Imagine, an event in the UK, not France, nobody gives a shit
about France, a religious event, where 550 people died. 550
muslims of all people.

We'd never hear the end of it. There would be monuments,
marches, attacks on synagogues, and the odd MP killed.

But no.

It's in Saudi Arabia. And it's muslims being muslim. So it
won't make the headlines. Neither from the right wing press,
nor the left. The BBC limits itself to saying 14 Jordanians
died. France 24 says at least 550.

Funny, isn't it?

Why is that?


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-06-19 13:48 [#02636388]
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Maybe one of your post-modern cultural Marxist bum-boy
paedophile French philosophers can answer by questioning
"what is reality?" whilst being conveniently sucked off by
an Algerian under-age refugee?


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-06-19 15:39 [#02636389]
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commie bumboy pedos from space


 

offline RussellDust on 2024-06-19 16:48 [#02636391]
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Fucking Hell, Dan… wtf


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-06-19 17:16 [#02636395]
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550 Muslims have died. In Muslim land. Where's the outrage?
Where's the wall to wall coverage blaming the Far Right?
Where's the wringing of hands about safety and care? Oh no,
there isn't any. Why not?


 

offline RussellDust on 2024-06-19 17:57 [#02636397]
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It’s been widely spread. Even on xlt the enlightened (re
world events) are talking about it.



 

offline mermaidman on 2024-06-19 17:57 [#02636398]
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i don't understand you're saying bbc should criticize saudi
arabia for being careless?


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-06-19 18:02 [#02636399]
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i don't have any idea why they have to do it in summer. do
they have to do it in summer?


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2024-06-19 18:09 [#02636400]
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There've been worse death tolls at the hajj. 1426 in 1990,
more than 2400 (!!!!) in 2015. Crowds are dangerous, and
this sadly happens regularly at religious and sport events.
We call it a stampede but people usually die of asphyxation.
In this case I imagine many also died of heatstroke.

A great many catholics also die on pilgrimage but it might
be mostly because pilgrims are often old and/or dying.

Also came across this looking for more data.

Israel crush: Israel mourns as festival crush victims ide... — 1 May 2021

At least 45 people died in the crush at the Lag B'Omer
festival, near Mount Meron, when they became trapped in an
overcrowded passageway. Some 150 people were injured.

[...]

Those who died are believed to be predominantly men or boys
from the ultra-Orthodox community as the crush at the
largely gender-segregated event happened in one of the men's
sections.


Anyway yeah, that's why you should be strict about not
admitting people over capacity.


 


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