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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-04-17 00:54 [#02634922]
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over a milk bottle... is a lot harder than i anticipated
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-04-17 01:05 [#02634924]
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Could you do mine for me dear? There's a good lad.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-04-17 01:06 [#02634925]
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i imagined John Gielgud saying that
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-04-17 01:33 [#02634929]
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imagine if John Gielgud said marrowfat peas half conscious in a northern accent while being pulled out of a paddling pool with a wet combover
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-04-17 02:23 [#02634931]
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don't know how Greenaway left that out of Prospero's Books
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big
from lsg on 2024-04-17 06:41 [#02634938]
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anybody watch season 3 of 'How to with John Wilson'? there's a foreskin stretcher in that, and even more unusual people. it's great
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-04-17 15:09 [#02634946]
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feel like this should be an English regional custom, like the Croydon facelift.
how about.. the Manchester catheter.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-04-17 15:23 [#02634947]
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loool
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-04-17 15:24 [#02634948]
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tell you what Boards of Canada are missing a trick if they don't call their new single foreskin stretcher
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RussellDust
on 2024-04-18 11:30 [#02634957]
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I don’t have any but as a kid I’d stretch that shit like it was elastic! Might explain why I don’t have any now.
Are we really talking about foreskin? Makes me think of Aphex for some reason.
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2024-04-18 11:44 [#02634960]
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He's probably got a whole album's worth of PHorskin Acid.
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mermaidman
on 2024-04-18 12:18 [#02634962]
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i vaguely remember my KNOBHEAD feeling very sensitive as i was circumcised later in my life than it should be
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mermaidman
on 2024-04-18 12:18 [#02634963]
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an the trauma from that you never get over
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RussellDust
on 2024-04-18 14:38 [#02634966]
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All caps is it
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RussellDust
on 2024-04-18 14:55 [#02634969]
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I’d stretch it and play bass it was so long
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2024-04-18 22:08 [#02634984]
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You still have milk bottles? Seriously?
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-04-18 22:47 [#02634985]
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That really made me laugh out loud!
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-04-18 22:48 [#02634986]
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nah we have those plastic ones for decades, remember milk bottles though when a tit would peck your lid off
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-04-18 22:50 [#02634987]
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Do you remember LAZY_TITLE the mexican man with a claim for the worlds largest penis, but when they X-rayed it it was a fraud cos it was just mostly excess foreskin and a bit of gristle
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-04-18 22:51 [#02634988]
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LAZY_TITLE looks like some rodents have had a nibble of it when he was asleep
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-04-18 22:52 [#02634989]
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i think they accidently x-rayed a bit turd forming as well
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-04-19 11:19 [#02634990]
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I'm sorry you're no longer a Whole Man.
You have options.
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mermaidman
on 2024-04-19 11:30 [#02634991]
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wtf
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RussellDust
on 2024-04-19 12:03 [#02634993]
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Why did I scroll down? Why?
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-04-19 16:07 [#02634995]
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loool sorry
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steve mcqueen
from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2024-04-20 01:51 [#02635001]
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combolver .
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-05-24 17:14 [#02635683]
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[Worf voice] today is a good day to stretch your foreskin
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mermaidman
on 2024-05-24 20:21 [#02635684]
Points: 8305 Status: Lurker | Followup to RussellDust: #02634966
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i'd show it to you if you asked nicely
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