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over a milk bottle... is a lot harder than i anticipated |
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Could you do mine for me dear? There's a good lad. |
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i imagined John Gielgud saying that |
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imagine if John Gielgud said marrowfat peas half conscious in a northern accent while being pulled out of a paddling pool with a wet combover |
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don't know how Greenaway left that out of Prospero's Books |
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anybody watch season 3 of 'How to with John Wilson'? there's a foreskin stretcher in that, and even more unusual people. it's great |
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feel like this should be an English regional custom, like the Croydon facelift. how about.. the Manchester catheter. |
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loool |
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tell you what Boards of Canada are missing a trick if they don't call their new single foreskin stretcher |
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I don’t have any but as a kid I’d stretch that shit like it was elastic! Might explain why I don’t have any now. Are we really talking about foreskin? Makes me think of Aphex for some reason. |
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He's probably got a whole album's worth of PHorskin Acid. |
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i vaguely remember my KNOBHEAD feeling very sensitive as i was circumcised later in my life than it should be |
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an the trauma from that you never get over |
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All caps is it |
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I’d stretch it and play bass it was so long |
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You still have milk bottles? Seriously? |
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That really made me laugh out loud! |
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nah we have those plastic ones for decades, remember milk bottles though when a tit would peck your lid off |
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Do you remember the mexican man with a claim for the worlds largest penis, but when they X-rayed it it was a fraud cos it was just mostly excess foreskin and a bit of gristle |
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looks like some rodents have had a nibble of it when he was asleep |
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i think they accidently x-rayed a bit turd forming as well |
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I'm sorry you're no longer a Whole Man. |
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wtf |
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Why did I scroll down? Why? |
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loool sorry |
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combolver |
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[Worf voice] today is a good day to stretch your foreskin |
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i'd show it to you if you asked nicely |
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