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Tony Danza
from r/semenretention on 2024-04-02 14:08 [#02634381]
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it's Bert, yummmmm
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-04-02 14:52 [#02634382]
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elmo says that's bad touch
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Tony Danza
from r/semenretention on 2024-04-02 16:35 [#02634383]
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what if Bert consents?
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mermaidman
on 2024-04-02 22:53 [#02634387]
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the bad touches was the name of our band in high school
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mermaidman
on 2024-04-02 23:01 [#02634388]
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two rounds jail for bert
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Tony Danza
from r/semenretention on 2024-04-03 13:54 [#02634445]
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bert looooves it in jail
power bottom, runs the place
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-04-03 22:05 [#02634453]
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Don't wanna make a separate thread for this so I'll post it here:
sometimes I use a "manpon."
I've never actually watched this show Parks and Recreation, but i've seen this short clip a few time and it rings true.
The solution is to wipe as much as you can, and then wad up a little toilet paper and stick it up your ass. Then you roll out, manponned.
This isn't a problem at home because of my bidet, but more of a field triage.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-04-04 04:17 [#02634462]
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just strategically poop before your shower every morning. after coffee and cheerios with a banana, after some water. then shower. and carefully consider free pizza at the office as a threat to this regime
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-04-04 04:21 [#02634463]
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physical motion always matters. you get jammed up sleeping because you're not moving about. that's why [i figure] you often have to go in the morning anyways
but just last night, i was noticing... this spot. it's bothering me in parts where i even had the doctor take a poke [seemed fine to her]. and last night i notice i'm cramping down on this spot when i sleep in a configuration i often do, and dammit: what's the best way to sleep to poop best? the problems never stop over here
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