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it's Bert, yummmmm |
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elmo says that's bad touch |
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what if Bert consents? |
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the bad touches was the name of our band in high school |
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two rounds jail for bert |
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bert looooves it in jail power bottom, runs the place |
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Don't wanna make a separate thread for this so I'll post it here: sometimes I use a "manpon." I've never actually watched this show Parks and Recreation, but i've seen a few time and it rings true. The solution is to wipe as much as you can, and then wad up a little toilet paper and stick it up your ass. Then you roll out, manponned. This isn't a problem at home because of my bidet, but more of a field triage. |
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just strategically poop before your shower every morning. after coffee and cheerios with a banana, after some water. then shower. and carefully consider free pizza at the office as a threat to this regime |
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physical motion always matters. you get jammed up sleeping because you're not moving about. that's why [i figure] you often have to go in the morning anyways but just last night, i was noticing... this spot. it's bothering me in parts where i even had the doctor take a poke [seemed fine to her]. and last night i notice i'm cramping down on this spot when i sleep in a configuration i often do, and dammit: what's the best way to sleep to poop best? the problems never stop over here |
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