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I'm having a male

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-04-02 14:08 [#02634381]
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it's Bert, yummmmm


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-04-02 14:52 [#02634382]
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elmo says that's bad touch


offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-04-02 16:35 [#02634383]
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what if Bert consents?


offline mermaidman on 2024-04-02 22:53 [#02634387]
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the bad touches was the name of our band in high school


offline mermaidman on 2024-04-02 23:01 [#02634388]
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two rounds jail for bert


offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-04-03 13:54 [#02634445]
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bert looooves it in jail

power bottom, runs the place


offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-04-03 22:05 [#02634453]
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Don't wanna make a separate thread for this so I'll post it

sometimes I use a "manpon."

I've never actually watched this show Parks and Recreation,
but i've seen this short clip a few time and it rings true.

The solution is to wipe as much as you can, and then wad up
a little toilet paper and stick it up your ass. Then you
roll out, manponned.

This isn't a problem at home because of my bidet, but more
of a field triage.


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-04-04 04:17 [#02634462]
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just strategically poop before your shower every morning.
after coffee and cheerios with a banana, after some water.
then shower. and carefully consider free pizza at the office
as a threat to this regime


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-04-04 04:21 [#02634463]
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physical motion always matters. you get jammed up sleeping
because you're not moving about. that's why [i figure] you
often have to go in the morning anyways

but just last night, i was noticing... this spot. it's
bothering me in parts where i even had the doctor take a
poke [seemed fine to her]. and last night i notice i'm
cramping down on this spot when i sleep in a configuration i
often do, and dammit: what's the best way to sleep to poop
best? the problems never stop over here


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