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"heh. i don't need AI for... oh, well, SWIM's prank call outfit from high school; that won't be hard to find in the archives" i think and here is, i suppose, a good example of the line. because that is just me thinking. but then my brain speaks up "Elmer has found us a corporate sponsor" and yes. a prank phone company that large would have the budget. it fits |
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i appreciate just letting it go because then, sometimes, i actually discover i've been brill entirely on accident and i didn't mean that and holy lol that i wrote elmer's byline with, like, Elmer Ezekiel Pretzel is the Discordogs.com Staff Researcher, a Deacon, and the proud father of three ferrets, a sergal, and a belgian malinois ... and my thinking, very simply, was thus: right. that kind of awkward things where people speak of themselves as actual parents of entirely different species, we need that in spades. and it needs to be... yes, just three wildly incompatible classes of animals. and i choose: 3 ferrets, an illegal wildcat, and a german shepherd breed on the 11/10 on the "watch out" level. that should make for a fantastically calm household wherever elmer lives and i could go on this giggling thought experiment disaster alone forever and similar thought went into the rest of it. and i bash it out and up it goes and i'm not stressing on any of it. until: "wait, what's a sergal again?" that i meant to pick something like an ocelot. that i have been searching around -- is there something like an ocelot that starts with s? and i get: senegal. and, no, fuck off, that's just where... not a wildcat... lives? and no, it's actually an entirely nonexistent creature invented by furries, sort of a designer chimera, and, gosh -- i didn't mean this -- in between three defenseless ferrets and a scary mean german shep, elmer has a nonexistant... sergal... and... i didn't mean this. i didn't. i wish i did tho because this is brill |
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Elmer has a DJ request from mermaidman oh? no, sorry, we can't do realplayer. smartphones never even supported that in the first place, if i had to pick a place to start with how much is wrong with... oh! ok. we need some thonkin beats at 24kbps or something, the point is to try and achieve the constant glassy aliasing like a bunch of puppies skidding on ice. you know, the realplayer sound |
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update: discords is a hell of a dog |
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the base64 blaster. hmm |
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discordogs.com phat beatz ~ forcing the mp3 encoder to 32kbits/sec gives it the realplayer butter i was looking for. from here, converting it into base64 for use on discordogs is trivial. i just have to determine the shittiest way to craft a javascript base64 ghettoblaster possible now |
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as discussed somewhere back when, snares somehow sounds amazing with aliasing at 32kbits |
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i just took this website out back and shot it like kristi noem. it's a bad dog and i hate it |
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Anyone slightly more stable who knows how to code wanna remake the xlt search engine? :p |
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this motherfucker wanna see my dogs die guess mine could if enough of 'em try no (wo)man should watch my bidness |
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oh, no, i'm perfectly stable. for money, i can install an actually good xlt search on a website that's not a dead dog |
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maybe you should try just remembering shit for yourself and you won't need an xlt search at all |
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i think it was 2009ish that someone was saying "something something mute web browser tabs" and i replied "oh that's a good feature idea why not all of them?" and then... even that went away on his mac version of whatever? then a decade later: WE HAVE A NEW FEATURE! YOU CAN MUTE TABS! ARE WE GENIUSES OR WHAT? no. you're not insane, either. you're simply crap smell like you want itâ„¢ |
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[[ [[ why can't you disable any form of video playback in browsers? it typically fires up hardware rendering and proprietary codecs and if you are paying to use the codec you fucking know it's video so why can i not. switch. it. thefuck. off? [[[i mean there are cheeky javascript ways to make things video-y around that. but they don't even offer a hard basic switch. because they want fucking autoplaying videos [killing ur data plan] so they get "engagement"]]] ]] ]] |
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the phoenix rises. awoo |
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https://archive.ph/ICY44 https://archive.ph/LKX69 |
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https://archive.is/RQGUA |
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site has been updated there is an irc server i'm not on irc right now |
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site has been updated |
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https://archive.is/wip/tKONK |
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https://archive.is/tKONK |
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site has been update.d thjeineternet is a pain |
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im hjngyryu |
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