discordogs.com | xltronic messageboard
 
You are not logged in!

F.A.Q
Log in

Register
  
 
  
 
Now online (2)
Roger Wilco
dariusgriffin
...and 69 guests

Last 5 registered
Oplandisks
nothingstar
N_loop
yipe
foxtrotromeo

Browse members...
  
 
Members 8025
Messages 2609147
Today 3
Topics 127249
  
 
Messageboard index
discordogs.com
 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-04-05 21:06 [#02634574]
Points: 24441 Status: Regular



"heh. i don't need AI for... oh, well, SWIM's prank call
outfit from high school; that won't be hard to find in the
archives" i think

and here is, i suppose, a good example of the line. because
that is just me thinking. but then my brain speaks up

"Elmer has found us a corporate sponsor"

and yes. a prank phone company that large would have the
budget. it fits


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-04-05 21:20 [#02634576]
Points: 24441 Status: Regular



i appreciate just letting it go because then, sometimes, i
actually discover i've been brill entirely on accident and i
didn't mean that and holy lol

that i wrote elmer's byline with, like, Elmer Ezekiel
Pretzel is the Discordogs.com Staff Researcher, a Deacon,
and the proud father of three ferrets, a sergal, and a
belgian malinois ...


and my thinking, very simply, was thus: right. that kind of
awkward things where people speak of themselves as actual
parents of entirely different species, we need that in
spades. and it needs to be... yes, just three wildly
incompatible classes of animals. and i choose: 3 ferrets, an
illegal wildcat, and a german shepherd breed on the 11/10 on
the "watch out" level. that should make for a fantastically
calm household wherever elmer lives and i could go on this
giggling thought experiment disaster alone forever

and similar thought went into the rest of it. and i bash it
out and up it goes and i'm not stressing on any of it.

until: "wait, what's a sergal again?"

that i meant to pick something like an ocelot. that i have
been searching around -- is there something like an ocelot
that starts with s? and i get: senegal. and, no, fuck off,
that's just where... not a wildcat... lives?

and no, it's actually an entirely nonexistent creature
invented by furries, sort of a designer chimera, and, gosh
-- i didn't mean this -- in between three defenseless
ferrets and a scary mean german shep, elmer has a
nonexistant... sergal... and... i didn't mean this. i
didn't. i wish i did tho because this is brill


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-04-05 21:41 [#02634579]
Points: 24441 Status: Regular



Elmer has a DJ request from mermaidman

oh? no, sorry, we can't do realplayer. smartphones never
even supported that in the first place, if i had to pick a
place to start with how much is wrong with...

oh! ok. we need some thonkin beats at 24kbps or something,
the point is to try and achieve the constant glassy aliasing
like a bunch of puppies skidding on ice. you know, the
realplayer sound


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-04-10 00:51 [#02634701]
Points: 24441 Status: Regular



update: discords is a hell of a dog


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-04-26 05:42 [#02635083]
Points: 24441 Status: Regular



the base64 blaster. hmm


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-04-26 05:56 [#02635084]
Points: 24441 Status: Regular



discordogs.com phat beatz ~ motherfucking uziq

forcing the mp3 encoder to 32kbits/sec gives it the
realplayer butter i was looking for. from here, converting
it into base64 for use on discordogs is trivial. i just have
to determine the shittiest way to craft a javascript base64
ghettoblaster possible now


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-04-26 05:58 [#02635085]
Points: 24441 Status: Regular



nintendog

as discussed somewhere back when, snares somehow sounds
amazing with aliasing at 32kbits


 


Messageboard index