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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-03-14 11:30 [#02633474]
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still gay
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-14 11:32 [#02633476]
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they broke up and sold the house. ernie is trying to date but not having any luck. bert just kept following the course that blew the relationship up in the first place; fucking anything that moves -- which is usually his husky dog, these days, since he's falling apart with STDs
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big
from lsg on 2024-03-14 11:53 [#02633482]
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up yours, woke moralists!
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-03-14 12:04 [#02633483]
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ohhh we're doing the Dark Brandon timeline!
Grover (ace, nonbinary) died in a Chinese balloon attack
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-03-14 14:45 [#02633489]
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Oscar took the Shahada and began observing Muslim hygiene
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-14 15:23 [#02633492]
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Dark Brandon
never heard of it. same as bea arthur, you learn to say: since this is a good idea, someone else might have already had it. or will soon
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-14 15:26 [#02633493]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular | Followup to Tony Danza: #02633483
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Grover (ace, nonbinary) died in a Chinese balloon attack
...no, no... what was it? a picnic, i believe. like the only actual american civilian fatalities in WWII, it had landed without going off, until grover tripped on it chasing after a frisbee. the dolt
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-14 15:28 [#02633494]
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big bird is doing time for trying to hold up a pharmacy with the "notta gun"
(you put your hand inside your hoodie pocket and make the shape of a gun with your and say "I'M BIG BIRD, GIVE ME ALL THE XANAX, BITCH" and would you believe this doesn't actually work?)
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-14 15:29 [#02633495]
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oscar committed suicide a few years after creating TempleOS
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2024-03-14 18:01 [#02633501]
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Banana in ears
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-14 18:16 [#02633502]
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stevie wonder was sentenced to death by nitrogen after he performed "superstition" live [in boise, on a thursday] and google's AI flagged it as a copyright violation for the apr 26 1973 episode of sesame street. millions of mourning fans form a solemn parade procession in multiple large cities at once, putting bananas in their ears as a show of solidarity. the copyright violation appeal is still pending
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-03-15 12:17 [#02633528]
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Elmo also took the Shahada but was forcibly removed from Mosque due to incontinence.
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-03-19 13:35 [#02633647]
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Kermit became a closeted homosexual self-help guru.
They say if you put your ear to the glory hole you can hear him praying in a strong Canadian accent.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-20 20:03 [#02633742]
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mark zuckerbird sounds so much like kermit when he talks that i genuinely have trouble processing a word the man says
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