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offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-03-14 11:30 [#02633474]
Points: 3455 Status: Regular



still gay


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-14 11:32 [#02633476]
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they broke up and sold the house. ernie is trying to date
but not having any luck. bert just kept following the course
that blew the relationship up in the first place; fucking
anything that moves -- which is usually his husky dog, these
days, since he's falling apart with STDs


 

offline big from lsg on 2024-03-14 11:53 [#02633482]
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up yours, woke moralists!


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-03-14 12:04 [#02633483]
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ohhh we're doing the Dark Brandon timeline!

Grover (ace, nonbinary) died in a Chinese balloon attack


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-03-14 14:45 [#02633489]
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Oscar took the Shahada and began observing Muslim hygiene


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-14 15:23 [#02633492]
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Dark Brandon

never heard of it. same as bea arthur, you learn to say:
since this is a good idea, someone else might have already
had it. or will soon


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-14 15:26 [#02633493]
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Grover (ace, nonbinary) died in a Chinese balloon
attack


...no, no... what was it? a picnic, i believe. like the only
actual american civilian fatalities in WWII, it had landed
without going off, until grover tripped on it chasing after
a frisbee. the dolt


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-14 15:28 [#02633494]
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big bird is doing time for trying to hold up a pharmacy with
the "notta gun"

(you put your hand inside your hoodie pocket and make the
shape of a gun with your and say "I'M BIG BIRD, GIVE ME ALL
THE XANAX, BITCH" and would you believe this doesn't
actually work?)


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-14 15:29 [#02633495]
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oscar committed suicide a few years after creating TempleOS


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2024-03-14 18:01 [#02633501]
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Banana in ears


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-14 18:16 [#02633502]
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stevie wonder was sentenced to death by nitrogen after he
performed "superstition" live [in boise, on a thursday] and
google's AI flagged it as a copyright violation for the apr
26 1973 episode of sesame street. millions of mourning fans
form a solemn parade procession in multiple large cities at
once, putting bananas in their ears as a show of solidarity.
the copyright violation appeal is still pending


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-03-15 12:17 [#02633528]
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Elmo also took the Shahada but was forcibly removed from
Mosque due to incontinence.


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-03-19 13:35 [#02633647]
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Kermit became a closeted homosexual self-help guru.

They say if you put your ear to the glory hole you can hear
him praying in a strong Canadian accent.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-20 20:03 [#02633742]
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mark zuckerbird sounds so much like kermit when he talks
that i genuinely have trouble processing a word the man says


 


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