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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-06 05:54 [#02633242]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-03-06 05:57 [#02633243]
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i genuinely chuckled out loud at the title, if that means
anything to ya.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-06 06:06 [#02633244]
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what should be on website


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-03-06 06:13 [#02633245]
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ads


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-03-06 06:13 [#02633246]
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dark souls builds


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-03-06 06:13 [#02633247]
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ai generated clowns


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-06 06:26 [#02633249]
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A+ website content
added


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-06 10:25 [#02633250]
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you can now visit dicordogs to

- ads
- dark souls builds
- ai generated clowns
- NEW FEATURE: search recycle's xltronic posts!!

i think the website needs more. since it is called
discordogs i think it needs a list of records that Dan owns
next


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-06 10:28 [#02633251]
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discordogs > discord

because more letters


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-03-07 00:23 [#02633270]
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i searched recycles posts for "anal" and only found him
talking about hanal and analord.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2024-03-07 01:10 [#02633272]
Points: 39580 Status: Regular | Followup to Wolfslice: #02633270



There’s a lot of truth behind that
(no pun intended)


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-07 03:17 [#02633273]
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you can't search posts that don't exist


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2024-03-07 03:36 [#02633274]
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Yea you can mr know it all
Make 1000000 more threads


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-07 05:44 [#02633280]
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does anyone know what records Dan owns?
thanks.


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2024-03-07 09:19 [#02633282]
Points: 12260 Status: Lurker



White Rider by Skrewdriver


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-07 20:38 [#02633299]
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sorted. what other records does dan own?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-07 23:32 [#02633316]
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upsite webdated


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-03-08 07:54 [#02633317]
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Recycle search query "wolfslice"

"Id: 2130937
date: 2007-10-11 07:26
topicId: 99206

love the flashing square, ill have a listen tonight
Wolfslice-
"

Thanks about the flashing square but did you ever
listenn???? I've been waiting 17 years


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-03-08 07:56 [#02633318]
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"Id: 2431776
date: 2012-03-24 21:45
topicId: 117807

dj wMw
dj tunemx
dj Wolfslice
dj recycle
dj tridenti"

I don't know what this list is for but I'm in very good
company and listed in a strong position. Enough to bring a
tear to my eye recycle I could never have done it without
you


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-11 00:31 [#02633354]
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i refuse to believe that Dan owns JUST ONE RECORD

what other records does Dan own


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-11 00:32 [#02633355]
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i think i'll sort out an SSL certificate because otherwise
someone could sniff traffic from updates to the community
whiteboard. eventually


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-03-11 09:45 [#02633365]
Points: 1893 Status: Regular | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02633354



I own plenty records but I suspect you'd rather make up the
records I have. Maybe what records should I have? Or what
records would the Internet persona "Dan" have? Certainly
Skrewdriver. But then some Cornershop, just to mess with
expectations.



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-12 02:07 [#02633383]
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who are you to claim to be Dan?

fuck it. the basic idea here is "i'll put whatever people
want on this website" so i'll add that. discordogs is
partially about keeping track of what vinyl is owned by
whom

what is white rider by skrewdriver? is it horribly racist or
something? there has to be some reason it made the list.
it's a joke somehow


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-12 02:12 [#02633384]
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i always forget i'm so into words that, i dunno, when you're
masterclass you come up with shit so smooth normies don't
even realize you're pulling something cheeky: disord,
discogs, dogs on acid


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-12 02:14 [#02633385]
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then it just collapses into a mess as a domain, people will
be calling it "disc or dogs"

the sort of branding nightmare that sticks around in the
memory


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-13 14:22 [#02633447]
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i've learned a few things so far

1 ~ in the logs, there were a couple automated scanners i
saw over and over. one was very eager for a /.env so i
created /.env with a size of 4 bytes [contents: "cunt"]

it would ask for /.env on its second try and, upon receiving
"cunt" it would go quiet instead of asking for another 30
URLs of horseshit. i wager i actually made their thing die
with a syntax error -- like, it didn't lose interest, i
broke it doing that. now that i know you can do this sort of
thing...

2 ~ ohhhh, right, lots of people use PHONES for internets.
so i took two minutes and made everything, i guess, like in
super mario bros 3 where everything is HUGE and that's when
people actually started using the things.

...and this leads me to a suggestion: turn up the font size
on xltronic ten or twelve px. or, well, spend 20 minutes on
the toilet supersizing all the things, not hard, just sort
it out fast. and if people have a fucking problem with it on
the desktop they can just set the web browser font size
down

20 minutes, xltronic usable on phones. just a thot


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-13 14:58 [#02633448]
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re: 1 ~ "and 50 guests," yeah right. bots and automated
vulnerability scanners. the fuckers probably use 3x the
resources any of us humans using zilty do. if i'm going to
get anything interesting out of this ketchup packet of an
imaginary server, i need to shake some of these leeches. or,
it'd help a lot. if you can break the more popular ones on
the second or third try you save ~30 guests worth of spam.
you could use this on zilty too but that's more than 20
minutes of toilet time.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-13 15:24 [#02633449]
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is everyone using AI so much no one tried making a four byte
garbage file with what the scanner asks for? with a british
expletive as payload?

i thot: "alright, once it gets that file, it will make
assumptions about software the site is running, and it will
ask for a different thing next than it usually does"

instead it just broke. this smells of python code. most of
them will probably not go down so easy. but that was
singlehandedly the loudest one in there, which is why i
finally... cunt.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-03-13 15:49 [#02633450]
Points: 1893 Status: Regular



I hacked your website LAZY_TITLE


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-15 12:14 [#02633527]
Points: 24872 Status: Regular | Followup to Wolfslice: #02633245



> ads
> dark souls builds
> ai generated spam


gardening is never an immediate process, but can be
quick.

here are the things you requested, or at least some of them,
courtesy of simply leaving a textbox on the open internet:

LAZY_TITLE




i have upadded some more dates to site now. maybe i should
add a panel of lightswitches or something. i have real work
to do now tho


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-15 13:07 [#02633529]
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i need that photo [the gay one] of rdj in the purple shirt
with his fingers all fabulous for a sidebar in the
Cool Gay Bands section if anyone has it


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-15 17:03 [#02633530]
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discordogs is not just about records that people own and CDs
they've broken, it's about dividing up music into esoteric
categories, and reporting on them. and perhaps dogs.

i figure i'll run it by the editorial staff first. do you
think this is too much? or, well, am i having too much fun

headline: Bad LSD "Trip" Makes Aphex Twin
Homosexual?


[gay picture of aphex twin]
caption: Richard D. James is reportedly a
homosexual after listening to Goa Trance under the influence
of 800mcg of LSD


"A

ccording to the Trainwrecks and Trip Disasters section of
the highly reputable website erowid.org, Richard D. James
has been homosexual ever since an ill-considered attempt to
listen to goa trance on 800mcg of acid [reportly 'just to
see what would happen']. Discordogs is currently
investigating; Keep an eye out for our full report!"

-- Elmer Ezekiel Pretzel, Discordogs Staff Researcher


here is elmer's byline

Elmer Ezekiel Pretzel is the Discordogs.com Staff
Researcher, a Deacon, and the proud father of three ferrets,
a sergal, and a belgian malinois. In his spare time, Elmer
plays the Ocarina and is an amateur orgone surgeon
specializing in fresh roadkill.





if this is too much fun, the article itself will definitely
be way too much fun because

"...and after that, I blacked out," RDJ wrote in his trip
report "When I came to, I had a muscly, sweaty man inside of
me, and I was enjoying it incredibly much. I never wanted it
to stop. The next day, I couldn't stop thinking about it. It
was as if a monkey was going at me brain with a hammer and a
chisel. Harder and deeper


and then elmer writes

To help me make sense of this, I paid a visit to Quebius
Iaccixochl, Professor of Mammal Imprinting at Bunker Hill
Community College. I asked him to explain Mammal Imprinting
to me.


i still need that picture to post the summary/tease for the
article


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-15 17:15 [#02633531]
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"The initial breakthrough that launched the whole
field was when we realized that Dog thinks it's People
only when People raise Dog. On a hunch, we trained a
few Geese to raise Dog and... sure enough, Dog thought it
was Goose. We knew we were on to something."

"But aren't Geese non-mammals?" I asked.

Quebius nodded. "Exactly. As non-mammals, Geese are capable
of Non Mammal imprinting -- which... well, we're still not
sure how far it goes, really. After we got Goose to think
it's Stuffed Goose and Goose to think it's Stuffed Dinosaur,
well, we probably would have tried a Stuffed Pikachu next,
but lab intern didn't follow direction, and instead, purely
by accident, Goose thought it was Samsung Galaxy S7. On a
hunch, we grabbed something from the kitchen and Goose to
thought it was Can Of Baked Beans. Last month, resarchers in
China have got Goose to think it's Ping Pong Ball. Marvelous
creatures, non-mammals."


this more or less grew out of [gay rdj photo] with [above
caption] and i'm just bashing out bits here and there,
bunches of it are recycled. it's far from done no
copyediting but i'm just goofing around


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-15 17:21 [#02633532]
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part of this is a growing rage at tropes in... i dunno,
mid-shelf deep-dive articles. earlier i thot: yes, i know
how these fucking articles always end:

"Is it possible that LSD turns Human into Puppy,
Homosexuality thinks its Dognapping, and Goa Trance is a
Monkey using a chisel on your brain?" I asked.

Quebis paused a moment, thinking carefuly before he repled.
"I certainly can't rule it out."


but i've really painted myself into a corner with that chain
of associations and it'll take me a while to work backwards
to the start of the article


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-15 18:17 [#02633533]
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Elmer is a god-fearin' man

We reached out to Warp Records for clarification,
but 27 incredibly polite emails received no reply and after
that their email began having errors.
We will update
this if they get back to us. Meanwhile, we are diligently
combing through thousands of hours of hardcore gay
pornography to try and understand homosexuals better.

If you believe you can shed any light on the sexuality of
Richard D. James, please get in touch with Joyrex through
forum.watmm.com as he is doing important work to recondition
such unfortunate souls. Please do not send pornography as he
is in a wheelchair and has a blood condition. You can send
it to me instead. god bless


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-15 20:33 [#02633536]
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i figure eventually warp might get around to emailing poor
elmer back and trying to explain to him that what he read on
erowid was just softcore braindance fanfiction that someone
uploaded as a trip report as a troll


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-15 21:48 [#02633539]
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Elmer has spent so much time reporting and researching that
he's started to get used to the softcore braindance story,
then he had to watch some hardcore homosexual porn -- you
know, for research -- and

since Elmer's article was on this Erowid.org trip report,
"Richard's Assid Awakening," he selected pornography that
seemed to have similar themes and scenarios [not at all
because he was interested! lord heavens].

by the time warp emails him back, elmer has been walking
slightly closer to the gay bar on his evening walks,
wondering what it smells like.

the patient representative from warp records explains to
elmer that he's now a homosexual, he's had an awakening
triggered by stewing in awakening story -- that taking the
internet seriously has made him gay; no acid required.

elmer gets depressed, eventually implodes, goes wild on
banging guys for a bit, starts cutting his hair a bit
diagonal, and returns to discordogs as staff researcher
after his leave of absence




so -- in the end
i think i will just caption the picture "according to a trip
report on erowid.org," and not put poor elmer through all
that

then that lets me finish the sidebar in the Cool Gay Bands
section, which was what stopped me from adding the Cool Gay
Bands section earlier today. and i also need that photo. the
gay one


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-15 22:51 [#02633541]
Points: 24872 Status: Regular | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02633533



> If you believe you can shed any light on the
sexuality of
Richard D. James, please get in touch with Joyrex through
forum.watmm.com as he is doing important work to
recondition
such unfortunate souls. Please do not send pornography as
he
is in a wheelchair and has a blood condition. You can send
it to me instead. god bless


...man, how did Joyrex wind up in a wheelchair? Will it
still happen in this timeline, so long as I don't send Elmer
down the rabbit hole?

I scrub through the Turning Elmer Gay timeline to find out
how it happens:

Working on his article, Elmer winds up contacting Joyrex for
background, and Joyrex is as concerned about richard's
acid-induced homosexuality as Elmer. While Elmer sticks with
his article, Joyrex starts researching the psychology of
becoming gay, and, after a week or two on parallel courses,
they combine into one path and both go down the rabbit hole
forever. Joyrex simply has worse luck than Elmer in handing
the aftermath and wraps his civic around a tree, later
blowing .19 BAC. It really could have happened to Elmer just
as easily; he was just lucky

While I do somewhat appreciate the thought of turning Joyrex
gay, I don't want to put him in a wheelchair. Another reason
to pull Elmer off this project immediately.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-15 22:52 [#02633542]
Points: 24872 Status: Regular



What records does Dan own?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-16 00:15 [#02633545]
Points: 24872 Status: Regular



A. You can see how useful Elmer is, really. Even though he
never got far enough to figure out how Goa Trance and 800
micrograms can turn someone homosexual, his overall arc and
collapse did tidily explain how christians trying to save
the gays can, oddly, wind up incredibly gay themselves [have
you ever considered they weren't always that way?]

2. someone like freaking mermaidman will be like "THAT
TIMELINE HAS INCONGRUENCIES" and you complain about that so
many time. that fine -- i'll explain

at the time i wrote the stretch with [emailing warp 27
times, joyrex in a wheelchair] i didn't know we would be
pulling Elmer off the timeline.

i'm simulating elmer timeline within my own timeline, you
see. and as warp's timeline is more important than mine, it
took a bit of my timeline for them to get back to elmer's.

simulated within my timeline, elmer was writing some of
those... italic notes they put after an article. at the time
in my timeline that i'm simulating elmer writing the
post-article notes, elmer hadn't heard back from warp by
press time. but on any timeline, if the article is
published -- joyrex is in the wheelchair. i was jumping
ahead in elmer's timeline to write those notes... and,
before warp's timeline got back to elmer's timeline, there
was nothing incongruent here. no sir

3. i don't expect hevquip to break CDs to help
things along, but i really did expect everyone to step up
here and list Dan's records in a flood of trollish posts.
instead, the list is small and it's been malingering here
for a while now. i didn't expect this and i hadn't planned
for this. we have a timeline here, guys. so:

What records does Dan own?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-16 01:43 [#02633548]
Points: 24872 Status: Regular



...

ugh.

a proper journalist would reach out to Warp for comment, and
document the attempt. tha up , before i even make a comment
on my time like elmer hadn't heard back from warp before
press time [within his timeline], which meant it's a comment
about

because warp hadn't gotten back to Elmer,

you know what's actually hard for me?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-16 02:08 [#02633549]
Points: 24872 Status: Regular



fucking trying to explain this timeline shit without,
like... i need to use or borrow at least some notation from
math. timeline₁ or stuff i can't even use the fancy linux
compose key to enter into a computer and it's like "teTeX is
probably the only answer without a pen and a pad of paper"

i try to write it out and suddenly i've confused the fuck
out of myself. like when you're trying to use a buzzer on
the back of your head; then you're repeatedly rotating the
buzzer, and... shit, no, that's not what i meant. wait,
fuck. AUGH!

you get three or four layers deep of "how do i rotate my
arm?" and then you move your torso more than you meant to
and suddenly it's all wrong and you have to go through
multiple layers of... wait, shit. dammit. FUK

then back of our head itches. we put the buzzer down. with
zero effort, our index finger goes right to the proper spot
and scratches the itch. that's more like what it is
internally, to me.

then the buzzer is like trying to verbalize it without math
notation


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-16 06:24 [#02633557]
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alright. i had a think. so i got caught up trying to
verbalize why something that would seem like an obvious plot
hole in a technical way.

i've long loved satire, and... what's that gag, where the
guy at the front desk keeps switching uniforms; he's the
receptionist and the bellboy and.. i like making web sites,
and...

"perhaps Riced Out Industries should launch a new venture
about [80s video equipment etc]," i'll say in my head.

the question sits there in silence for a moment. i'm not
feeling strongly about it.

"i'll have to check with marketing on that one," i think.
verbalizing my conclusion in my hed

marketing is already telling me: no one gives a shit about
our weird rare NTSC modular collection. this is not a
business plan, this is an escapist fantasy

...i've not put that in quotes because, i dunno, it's...
quasi-nonverbal? it's quieter and more muffled and i'm
getting lots of stuff in a nonverbal way along with it

and that has a lot more to do with the years of meditating,
the weasels, the bullshit thread. i've spent years running
cable in my brain to get all those info readouts

earlier today, i wrote: "i wonder if warp will get back to
poor elmer" and at the time, warp really hadn't. i got some
work done and the quasi-nonverbal info readouts are all:
warp was actually very nice about it, but elmer is still
taking the news horribly

then it's actively me again, taking care of things like
lovingly selecting a title for the fanfiction, and laying
down the Clockwork Elmer arc in a careful technical way




but i have to say, i never actually decided to have Elmer do
this. it's sort of like he just showed up in my office
talking about the article he's been working on... except
there wasn't even any moment like that, we're just kind of
needle drop into the middle somewhere

but it is just me playing ping-pong with myself


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-16 08:23 [#02633558]
Points: 24872 Status: Regular



> but i have to say, i never actually decided to have
Elmer do this. it's sort of like he just showed up in my
office talking about the article he's been working on...
except there wasn't even any moment like that, we're just
kind of needle drop into the middle somewhere

but it is just me playing ping-pong with myself


i wrote chunks of the "dog thinks its people" fever dream 60
minutes scientific interview stuff a while back. i got up on
a similar spiral. i'm not sure if elmer didn't exist until a
few days ago, or if it got as far as me being in a position
where i didn't remember tasking Elmer with this the last
time i was writing about this stuff either.

when i talk about running cable and getting more
information, it's like -- joyrex was, i am reasonably sure,
in this sort of situation before, because of the tingle i
got when i said "wraps his civic around a tree," and that
phrase, in particular, i am beyond certain i said verbatim
before.

sometime. i don't know when. i can't recall if it was posted
here, or even if it was as far back as on discord. but my
wiretaps have this happening on a monitor that hasn't
existed in that physical orientation since... it could have
been on discord

and so i can track this stuff down. that none of this would
work if i didn't spend all those rambly posts tracking loads
of it down. and i've run so many down it's now more about
gauging whether i should bother chasing this or that one
down as well.

then i've some experience with that as well, and i know to
ignore the "did elmer exist" and simply search my computer
files for that strange baby talk explain of domesticating
dogs and brainwashing and acid sexual orientation.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-16 08:28 [#02633559]
Points: 24872 Status: Regular



elmer [this round?] has not existed in a linear sense. he
got to the point where i began to see elmer could not finish
this. it's a few orders of magnitude beyond what his psyche
could handle

keeping elmer would have meant i'd also have had to finish
more of Richard's Assid Awakening. and that talk of
christians making themselves gay without understanding why,
well, that warning applies to me as solidly as it does to
them. here is the entirety of what does exist:

"...and after that, I blacked out," RDJ wrote. "When I
came to, I had a muscly, sweaty man inside of me, and I was
enjoying it incredibly much. I never wanted it to stop. The
next day, I couldn't stop thinking about it. It was as if a
monkey was going at me brain with a hammer and a chisel.
Harder and deeper, until I was unable to stand it any
longer. I told my gorgeous Russian wife to pack her shit and
took a lorry to the nearest gay bar. My excitement rose as
we got closer. By the time I was walking up to the door, I
was so bloody out of my mind I was no longer in control of
my own actions -- As I tore my clothes off and thew myself
down on the pool table. Someone shoved the cue ball up my
ass and I moaned with such pleasure that..."


...and at that point, i thought: with the cue ball up the
ass, we just waltzed past the point where we could pan to
the fireplace with a straight face. i'm glad richard was in
too much of a hurry to even look at the other bar patrons,
because that means i've no idea what they look like either.
but any further and i'll see soon enough.

so. i literally ended with ellipses as i realized this, as
above, in the middle of a sentence. then i decided we'd have
legal tell elmer that's all they could print because it
would turn children into heroin addicts. but elmer would
have to begin obsessing over the details before he could
start to crack goa trance, and legal can't stop that


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-16 08:38 [#02633560]
Points: 24872 Status: Regular | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02633450



I hacked your website LAZY_TITLE

that's sweet of you. but, like, above? it's a crappy little
server and these things aren't a light load and it's making
so much noise it's impeding my view of what i'm doing with
apache. that file being there punches at least one crappy
scanner in the nose, and as stupid as it is that's actually
still working, and still making the logs more readable

but screaming "HOW DARE ANYONE TRY TO HAX ME" ? laughable.
the thing is hammered all day on any window not welded shut.
the only thing of value on there, ostensibly, is an sqlite
database with a relatively recent scrape of zilty for the
thad post search. that's the only treasure in the box, and
it's not even that good. and the server's too shitty to run
much so there's actually not much to try when attempting to
hack it. and it costs $5 a month but that's literally billed
down to seconds or some crap so if you really trash it i can
just delete the instance and save ~$2.50

so i'm also doing things like leaving an entirely
unprotected textbox with a submit button that lets anyone
fill it with spam links and it charms me, the page has a
little sandbox that grows weeds. if you get in there and get
the zilty database, god bless. i'm not sure what else you
could do except admire my unix configuration [you're not
getting in unless you guess my login or there's some shit
like a 9/10 zero-day in openssh and i'm off on a zeppelin
tour that week or something to not patch it

it's also an experiment in this sense. kind of "so how's the
weather out there in 2024" -- and, well, rough. and that IP
address is in a particularly bad neighborhood. so you have
nothing good to steal and put iron bodega bars on the
windows; the ventilation exhaust output. i've been kind of
squinting at it to see if there's some new clever way in i'm
not wise to yet. in 2024


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-16 09:21 [#02633561]
Points: 24872 Status: Regular



"Dog Thinks It's Monkey After Being Violently Dognapped"

would be about as far as we could push Elmer. the video clip
is quite haunting, especially with sound. and it's just a
checkpoint along the way. but Elmer was tenacious. to the
point of destroying himself on that abandoned timeline, to
bring the fact(s) to discordogs. so i suspect we've not seen
the last of him


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-17 16:00 [#02633577]
Points: 24872 Status: Regular



> Then i've some experience with that as well, and i
know to ignore the "did elmer exist" and simply search my
computer files for that strange baby talk explain of
domesticating dogs and brainwashing and acid sexual
orientation.


just now, i thought: ...shit, was it a female attorney that
time? i think?

...and did i write that whole fiction before and russell
loved it? maybe someone even helped me with the name? deja
vu is actually something i've begun to see in shades of
grey

anyways, i still haven't actually looked it up. it's more
fun to stew on it a bit first and see how much comes back


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-17 17:58 [#02633582]
Points: 24872 Status: Regular



...and did i write that whole fiction before and russell
loved it? maybe someone even helped me with the name? deja
vu is actually something i've begun to see in shades of
grey


...and i didn't know what Awakening was at the time; i
hadn't heard the term and i'm being told it's a whole genre
of fiction. i think that was the same conversation

then #02633539 about, like... "similar themes and scenarios"
is from some guy who worked at a porn vid shop talking about
men like elmer and the progression of them gradually
realizing their gay-ness. maybe it was also part of the same
conversation

...none of that was anything i consciously integrated at the
time. so if i'm right and i have done this all over again,
someone else's words are just pouring out of me and i'm not
even realizing they're someone else's

i'll go dredge up what i wrote last time eventually. but
fuck me it's hard to write up that shit about conditioning
-- not just explaining it, but emotionally handling it. i'm
tougher than elmer's psyche, but at this point i get the
impression that i'm sabotaging myself on it as a sort of
protective mechanism, because when i get too deep into it, i
get close to things that could damage my own psyche

but it's just a theory. i could be having quite a brainfart
here


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-17 18:55 [#02633585]
Points: 24872 Status: Regular



i think i actually even uploaded some of the dialog in a
file and linked it?


 


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