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offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2023-10-12 01:03 [#02630535]
Points: 4753 Status: Regular



I can't remember meeting a Palestinian, but we had a ton of
Iranian tenents as a kid, I loved them. They treated me with
real kindness and were fun to be around. I asked one dude
for a playboy and he gave me like 5 real porn mags where the
girls were spreading their pussies and stuff. sweet. They
could bbq up some chicken and beef kababs with lavash bread
and basmati rice and it was the shit.

Jews have enriched my life consistently by being just the
funniest, most creatively interesting peeps. Several good
friends who are jewish, but it's not an aspect of them I
think about because they're all secular, normal dudes.

Maybe if everyone stops and reads my personal anecdote they
would stop fighting over some dirt appropriated 70 years ago
in a time of massive political upheaval. The map changed
bitches. You ain't gettin that dirt back, it's too late now.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-10-13 09:38 [#02630555]
Points: 24441 Status: Regular | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02630532



Fuck all this, honestly.

this is much more succinct than anything i wrote; thanks. my
solution is: 1) confiscate ALL WEAPONS, HARD OBJECTS, SHARP
OBJECTS 2) lease israel and palestine alone in a room with a
pristine palette of neatly stacked bricks 3) walk away

i mean -- they don't have to use the bricks. i'm sure
they'll do the sensible thing and just talk it out instead


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-10-13 09:40 [#02630556]
Points: 24441 Status: Regular | Followup to Tony Danza: #02630522



does it bother you guys at all that cunting epic got his
wish for an explosively divisive thread on an uncensored,
uncontrolled forum


does it bother you that my actual wish was to have it out
here instead of within your tinpot discord empire? NITRO
BOOST


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-10-13 09:51 [#02630557]
Points: 24441 Status: Regular



Maybe if everyone stops and reads my personal anecdote
they would stop fighting over some dirt appropriated 70
years ago in a time of massive political upheaval. The map
changed bitches. You ain't gettin that dirt back, it's too
late now.


first sentence: "oh lol wolfslice is being ironic"
second sentence: "ohhh shiiitt i think wolfslice isn't
joking"

i mean, i tried this: speaking of normal, human interactions
i've had with both sides, etc. mentioning i've actually
spent a month in israel

it doesn't matter. both sides are too engorged with
bloodlust to be rational. i have no desire for either of
them to die, but i do wish they could just figure it out and
kill however many of each other is required to SHUT THE FUCK
UP AND STOP FUCKING UP OIL PRICES

because oil prices are all that matter to human society


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-10-13 09:56 [#02630558]
Points: 24441 Status: Regular



being in israel as the fucking worst goy ever, they were
kind to me: why does the elevator not work on saturday?
because it's shabbat and you can't make fire on shabbat. ok,
then why do you have the lights on and the AC blasting? so
we can see what we're doing and because it's fucking 110f
out

oh, okay. that makes total sense. fits in nicely with the
18yo guy and his girlfriend, walking down the sidewalk in
herzliya with uzi's across their shoulders. how sweet

but then, it was the palestinians who sustained me on
shabbat. their stores open when the fucking hotel won't even
make me eggs. so i go to them and buy vodka and pizza and
cigarettes. the jews were extremely patient with my
oblivious ass 6/7 days of the week but that trip would have
sucked without the jew competition


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-10-13 09:58 [#02630559]
Points: 24441 Status: Regular



my actual favorite thing about REAL JEWS in israel is how
fat the men get and how little they care about... this fat
sweaty ~55yo guy would walk down the street every day in
little more than tighty-whities. my daily lol


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-10-13 10:23 [#02630560]
Points: 24441 Status: Regular



i'll also throw in that clubbing in tel aviv was pleasant.
to the point where i can't remember most of it. i remember
functionally puking on the sidewalk to properly prepare
myself to enter some open-air rave after the second bar hop,
then i'm in there and some [hot] israeli girl and i are like
"I'M DRUNK" "I'M DRUNK TOO" "THIS IS GREAT" "LET'S GO GET
MORE ALCOHOL" "THAT'S A GREAT IDEA" and then about all i
have left after that is passing out so hard in the cab on
the way home that my left leg was fucked for the better part
of a week afterwards

so you want to talk human experiences. hamas stormed into
some moment like that with guns? fuckers, i get the feels.
but netanyahu literally just said "we're not stopping until
they're all dead" or such as a press release, and when you
get down to it, a pair of children fighting over a toy and
if it didn't domino; fuck the rest of the planet up... yeah,
i wouldn't have a word to say either way. it feels like when
your neighbors are in the process of a failed marriage and
you can't sleep because they're screaming at each other
every night. like, it's not even your shit, and... fuck you,
i don't even want to be a part of this, but i hear
everything and i can say clearly: fuck you both. just break
up already


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2023-10-13 12:34 [#02630569]
Points: 1800 Status: Lurker



I'm genuinely sorry I said what I said and I feel like a bit
of a cunt. There's no excuse. Period of reflection, time
with family, soul-searching etc.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-10-13 14:08 [#02630570]
Points: 24441 Status: Regular



i came back to say i am very satisfied with this analogy:

there are a couple next door and their marriage is failing
and you cannot sleep because the scream and curse at each
other every night. eventually they realize you can hear them
and then that becomes part of the argument: epicmegatrax is
over there hearing you yell that shit!

and you're also hearing them yelling about you hearing them
yelling and who cares if you've even said anything you've
been following the whole relationship in your head and oh my
god shut up get your relationship out of my hed. that's
israel vs. palestine to me. being dragged into a neighbors
dissolving marriage without even saying a word, simply by
virtue of being within earshot i become a party in the
drama. you shits.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-10-13 14:17 [#02630571]
Points: 24441 Status: Regular



did you know? antisemitism was recently found in UKRANIAN
UBUNTU LINUX and i told you lot to run away from ubuntu a
week or two ago, yes? but here's a reason i didn't see

...and it's like, get your relationship out of linux. break
the fuck up already. christ


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2023-10-14 08:04 [#02630581]
Points: 4753 Status: Regular | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02630571



what


 

offline mermaidman on 2023-10-14 12:59 [#02630585]
Points: 8068 Status: Regular | Followup to Wolfslice: #02630581



a week or 2 ago he made a post that no one remembers
probably (i don't) about why you shouldn't use ubuntu and
now something racist appears in the ukrainian version of
ubuntu so even though in his post he probably didn't mention
anything about racism and this is probably about whoever
contributed to translate ubuntu to ukrainian and not about
the developers he wants you to acknowledge that he was right


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-10-14 16:50 [#02630588]
Points: 24441 Status: Regular



see:

1) post #02630570 ~ i am saying, effectively, "this is is
probably the best, most succinct bit i've posted" and then
saying it again with even more clarity

2) ubuntu ~ as an extension of the point that will be useful
to normal people ("israel vs. palestine" feels like being
dragged into the end of someone else's abusive relationship)
i tangented into some horseshit that combines (ISRAEL'S
HORSESHIT, UKRAINE'S HORSESHIT, UBUNTU LINUX) to say, like,
"WHY THE FUCK IS THIS CRAP IN LINUX ANYWAYS" and it's just
point out how far this shit has gone. that this shit is
actually a thing

unrelated: i feel like i should let mermaidman win
somewhere. roger wilco obliged (had a meltdown, embarrassed
himself, apologized) but i think mermaidman really has
nothing to live for except finally schooling me as he's in
the depths of a coke binge


 

offline mermaidman on 2023-10-14 17:03 [#02630589]
Points: 8068 Status: Regular | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02630588



lol i don't think roger apologized to you


 

offline mermaidman on 2023-10-14 17:07 [#02630590]
Points: 8068 Status: Regular



also
1. your analogy was a piece of siht
2. ukraine and ubuntu have nothing to do with israel vs
palestine


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-10-14 17:26 [#02630592]
Points: 24441 Status: Regular



being in israel as the fucking worst goy ever, they were
kind to me: why does the elevator not work on saturday?
because it's shabbat and you can't make fire on shabbat. ok,
then why do you have the lights on and the AC blasting? so
we can see what we're doing and because it's fucking 110f
out

oh, okay. that makes total sense. fits in nicely with the
18yo guy and his girlfriend, walking down the sidewalk in
herzliya with uzi's across their shoulders. how sweet

but then, it was the palestinians who sustained me on
shabbat. their stores open when the fucking hotel won't even
make me eggs. so i go to them and buy vodka and pizza and
cigarettes. the jews were extremely patient with my
oblivious ass 6/7 days of the week but that trip would have
sucked without the jew competition


that i'll also say this was dead on

at the time, it was like "i'm starving. now what" and then
"oh the arab place will be open" and then two weeks later
"thank god for those guys on saturdays" i didn't think of it
as israel vs. palestine until now, but -- in retrospect --
it's like in the little prince how the fox can only come out
one days a week when the hunters are off partying. and
that's both a) a tad depressing, but b) they provide some
freaking balance

then c) part of shabbat is to spend time with your family.
it's a mitzvah to bang your wife on shabbat. that the
lo-tech vibe of it causes parents to take away phones one
day a week for family time, and in that regard, it's much
better than "thou shalt go to a stuffy building every sunday
morning, EARLY."

[but then you're like the amish that own a car because
someone else is paid to drive it -- you can't make fire but
you can't live without AC either, so why can't a fucking
business, a hotel, feed someone who is in a foreign country,
in a hotel room, far from family, who wants some fucking
eggs? and no arabs? never going back again thx]


 

offline mermaidman on 2023-10-14 17:42 [#02630593]
Points: 8068 Status: Regular



dude's comments now are only about how much he liked his
previous comments lol what a guy


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2023-10-14 17:45 [#02630594]
Points: 30766 Status: Lurker | Followup to mermaidman: #02630593



Mossad agent of chaos


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2023-10-14 23:28 [#02630603]
Points: 6227 Status: Regular



Epicmegatrax is Mossad, im gonna write it on a note and pass
it around the class


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2023-10-14 23:31 [#02630604]
Points: 6227 Status: Regular



i don't give a shit your problems anyway, im watching a
playthru of 'Attack of the Daleks' and there are fucking
star wars robots in it


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2023-10-14 23:33 [#02630605]
Points: 6227 Status: Regular



davros is the ultimate pillhead


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2023-10-14 23:37 [#02630606]
Points: 6227 Status: Regular



i am an epicmegatrax socketpup btw, loquacious dissembler


 

offline big from lsg on 2023-10-17 08:06 [#02630641]
Points: 23304 Status: Regular | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02630569 | Show recordbag



this is a familiair cycle for me, too


 


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