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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2023-10-12 01:03 [#02630535]
Points: 4899 Status: Regular
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I can't remember meeting a Palestinian, but we had a ton of Iranian tenents as a kid, I loved them. They treated me with real kindness and were fun to be around. I asked one dude for a playboy and he gave me like 5 real porn mags where the girls were spreading their pussies and stuff. sweet. They could bbq up some chicken and beef kababs with lavash bread and basmati rice and it was the shit.
Jews have enriched my life consistently by being just the funniest, most creatively interesting peeps. Several good friends who are jewish, but it's not an aspect of them I think about because they're all secular, normal dudes.
Maybe if everyone stops and reads my personal anecdote they would stop fighting over some dirt appropriated 70 years ago in a time of massive political upheaval. The map changed bitches. You ain't gettin that dirt back, it's too late now.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-10-13 09:38 [#02630555]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02630532
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Fuck all this, honestly.
this is much more succinct than anything i wrote; thanks. my solution is: 1) confiscate ALL WEAPONS, HARD OBJECTS, SHARP OBJECTS 2) lease israel and palestine alone in a room with a pristine palette of neatly stacked bricks 3) walk away
i mean -- they don't have to use the bricks. i'm sure they'll do the sensible thing and just talk it out instead
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-10-13 09:40 [#02630556]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular | Followup to Tony Danza: #02630522
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does it bother you guys at all that cunting epic got his wish for an explosively divisive thread on an uncensored, uncontrolled forum
does it bother you that my actual wish was to have it out here instead of within your tinpot discord empire? NITRO BOOST
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-10-13 09:51 [#02630557]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular
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Maybe if everyone stops and reads my personal anecdote they would stop fighting over some dirt appropriated 70 years ago in a time of massive political upheaval. The map changed bitches. You ain't gettin that dirt back, it's too late now.
first sentence: "oh lol wolfslice is being ironic" second sentence: "ohhh shiiitt i think wolfslice isn't joking"
i mean, i tried this: speaking of normal, human interactions i've had with both sides, etc. mentioning i've actually spent a month in israel
it doesn't matter. both sides are too engorged with bloodlust to be rational. i have no desire for either of them to die, but i do wish they could just figure it out and kill however many of each other is required to SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP FUCKING UP OIL PRICES
because oil prices are all that matter to human society
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-10-13 09:56 [#02630558]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular
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being in israel as the fucking worst goy ever, they were kind to me: why does the elevator not work on saturday? because it's shabbat and you can't make fire on shabbat. ok, then why do you have the lights on and the AC blasting? so we can see what we're doing and because it's fucking 110f out
oh, okay. that makes total sense. fits in nicely with the 18yo guy and his girlfriend, walking down the sidewalk in herzliya with uzi's across their shoulders. how sweet
but then, it was the palestinians who sustained me on shabbat. their stores open when the fucking hotel won't even make me eggs. so i go to them and buy vodka and pizza and cigarettes. the jews were extremely patient with my oblivious ass 6/7 days of the week but that trip would have sucked without the jew competition
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-10-13 09:58 [#02630559]
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my actual favorite thing about REAL JEWS in israel is how fat the men get and how little they care about... this fat sweaty ~55yo guy would walk down the street every day in little more than tighty-whities. my daily lol
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-10-13 10:23 [#02630560]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular
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i'll also throw in that clubbing in tel aviv was pleasant. to the point where i can't remember most of it. i remember functionally puking on the sidewalk to properly prepare myself to enter some open-air rave after the second bar hop, then i'm in there and some [hot] israeli girl and i are like "I'M DRUNK" "I'M DRUNK TOO" "THIS IS GREAT" "LET'S GO GET MORE ALCOHOL" "THAT'S A GREAT IDEA" and then about all i have left after that is passing out so hard in the cab on the way home that my left leg was fucked for the better part of a week afterwards
so you want to talk human experiences. hamas stormed into some moment like that with guns? fuckers, i get the feels. but netanyahu literally just said "we're not stopping until they're all dead" or such as a press release, and when you get down to it, a pair of children fighting over a toy and if it didn't domino; fuck the rest of the planet up... yeah, i wouldn't have a word to say either way. it feels like when your neighbors are in the process of a failed marriage and you can't sleep because they're screaming at each other every night. like, it's not even your shit, and... fuck you, i don't even want to be a part of this, but i hear everything and i can say clearly: fuck you both. just break up already
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2023-10-13 12:34 [#02630569]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker
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I'm genuinely sorry I said what I said and I feel like a bit of a cunt. There's no excuse. Period of reflection, time with family, soul-searching etc.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-10-13 14:08 [#02630570]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular
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i came back to say i am very satisfied with this analogy:
there are a couple next door and their marriage is failing and you cannot sleep because the scream and curse at each other every night. eventually they realize you can hear them and then that becomes part of the argument: epicmegatrax is over there hearing you yell that shit!
and you're also hearing them yelling about you hearing them yelling and who cares if you've even said anything you've been following the whole relationship in your head and oh my god shut up get your relationship out of my hed. that's israel vs. palestine to me. being dragged into a neighbors dissolving marriage without even saying a word, simply by virtue of being within earshot i become a party in the drama. you shits.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-10-13 14:17 [#02630571]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular
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did you know? antisemitism was recently found in UKRANIAN UBUNTU LINUX and i told you lot to run away from ubuntu a week or two ago, yes? but here's a reason i didn't see
...and it's like, get your relationship out of linux. break the fuck up already. christ
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2023-10-14 08:04 [#02630581]
Points: 4899 Status: Regular | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02630571
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what
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mermaidman
on 2023-10-14 12:59 [#02630585]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular | Followup to Wolfslice: #02630581
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a week or 2 ago he made a post that no one remembers probably (i don't) about why you shouldn't use ubuntu and now something racist appears in the ukrainian version of ubuntu so even though in his post he probably didn't mention anything about racism and this is probably about whoever contributed to translate ubuntu to ukrainian and not about the developers he wants you to acknowledge that he was right
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-10-14 16:50 [#02630588]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular
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see:
1) post #02630570 ~ i am saying, effectively, "this is is probably the best, most succinct bit i've posted" and then saying it again with even more clarity
2) ubuntu ~ as an extension of the point that will be useful to normal people ("israel vs. palestine" feels like being dragged into the end of someone else's abusive relationship) i tangented into some horseshit that combines (ISRAEL'S HORSESHIT, UKRAINE'S HORSESHIT, UBUNTU LINUX) to say, like, "WHY THE FUCK IS THIS CRAP IN LINUX ANYWAYS" and it's just point out how far this shit has gone. that this shit is actually a thing
unrelated: i feel like i should let mermaidman win somewhere. roger wilco obliged (had a meltdown, embarrassed himself, apologized) but i think mermaidman really has nothing to live for except finally schooling me as he's in the depths of a coke binge
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mermaidman
on 2023-10-14 17:03 [#02630589]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02630588
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lol i don't think roger apologized to you
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mermaidman
on 2023-10-14 17:07 [#02630590]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular
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also 1. your analogy was a piece of siht 2. ukraine and ubuntu have nothing to do with israel vs palestine
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-10-14 17:26 [#02630592]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular
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being in israel as the fucking worst goy ever, they were kind to me: why does the elevator not work on saturday? because it's shabbat and you can't make fire on shabbat. ok, then why do you have the lights on and the AC blasting? so we can see what we're doing and because it's fucking 110f out
oh, okay. that makes total sense. fits in nicely with the 18yo guy and his girlfriend, walking down the sidewalk in herzliya with uzi's across their shoulders. how sweet
but then, it was the palestinians who sustained me on shabbat. their stores open when the fucking hotel won't even make me eggs. so i go to them and buy vodka and pizza and cigarettes. the jews were extremely patient with my oblivious ass 6/7 days of the week but that trip would have sucked without the jew competition
that i'll also say this was dead on
at the time, it was like "i'm starving. now what" and then "oh the arab place will be open" and then two weeks later "thank god for those guys on saturdays" i didn't think of it as israel vs. palestine until now, but -- in retrospect -- it's like in the little prince how the fox can only come out one days a week when the hunters are off partying. and that's both a) a tad depressing, but b) they provide some freaking balance
then c) part of shabbat is to spend time with your family. it's a mitzvah to bang your wife on shabbat. that the lo-tech vibe of it causes parents to take away phones one day a week for family time, and in that regard, it's much better than "thou shalt go to a stuffy building every sunday morning, EARLY."
[but then you're like the amish that own a car because someone else is paid to drive it -- you can't make fire but you can't live without AC either, so why can't a fucking business, a hotel, feed someone who is in a foreign country, in a hotel room, far from family, who wants some fucking eggs? and no arabs? never going back again thx]
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mermaidman
on 2023-10-14 17:42 [#02630593]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular
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dude's comments now are only about how much he liked his previous comments lol what a guy
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2023-10-14 17:45 [#02630594]
Points: 31038 Status: Regular | Followup to mermaidman: #02630593
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Mossad agent of chaos
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steve mcqueen
from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2023-10-14 23:28 [#02630603]
Points: 6550 Status: Regular
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Epicmegatrax is Mossad, im gonna write it on a note and pass it around the class
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steve mcqueen
from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2023-10-14 23:31 [#02630604]
Points: 6550 Status: Regular
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i don't give a shit your problems anyway, im watching a playthru of 'Attack of the Daleks' and there are fucking star wars robots in it
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steve mcqueen
from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2023-10-14 23:33 [#02630605]
Points: 6550 Status: Regular
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davros is the ultimate pillhead
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steve mcqueen
from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2023-10-14 23:37 [#02630606]
Points: 6550 Status: Regular
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i am an epicmegatrax socketpup btw, loquacious dissembler
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big
from lsg on 2023-10-17 08:06 [#02630641]
Points: 23698 Status: Regular | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02630569 | Show recordbag
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this is a familiair cycle for me, too
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