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offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2023-09-21 07:06 [#02630249]
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One of my co-workers is an older (well late 50s) black
woman with some attitude. We don't have too much in common,
but we still get along well. She's always trying to give me
snacks like cupcakes and shit but I'm really watching my
sugar these days.

I needed something from the office, so I pulled my car up (a
bit away from the entrance) and leave it running, and have a
quick smoke with her up the deck.

She points to a group working underneath a different car a
short distance away. "Those boys are jammin out! The beat
sounds TOIGHT!"

And I was like "no, thats coming from *my* car, that's my
beat! I'm working on it right now!"

She gave me an apprasing look and told me that my beat was
"pimpin." She gave me an "mmmmhmmm," as well.

Now granted, the windows were mostly up, it was pretty
muffled. She might have recoiled at some of the more
abstract touches if hearing it properly...

But I think it was the best compliment I've ever received,
since there was no solicitation involved. Only my mom has
nicer things to say.

The beat needs more work I'll post it here in a week or two
That's all.

Tl;dr an older black woman liked my jam and I came here to
brag about it.


offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2023-09-21 13:37 [#02630253]
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it is heavily implied that you now have the N word


offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2023-09-21 17:24 [#02630254]
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I reluctantly accept, and vow to only use this power for
society's gain.

*clicks open the briefcase, a golden shimmer swims across my
"Yeah, we good."


offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2023-09-21 17:40 [#02630255]
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I feel sick.


offline big from lsg on 2023-09-22 07:42 [#02630263]
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if i'd read this on reddit, i wouldn't have believed this.
still almost too perfect to be true. congrats, tho

i guess the detail that makes it believable and which i like
is the detail about the windows. maybe my advice is to make
that song, cause less is better ^_^

too bad tony had to make things racial again


offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2023-09-22 13:07 [#02630265]
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Yeah I think the "mmmhmm" reads so cartoonish that it's
almost unbelievable. She says that every day though, it's
like her tagline.

Otherwise this post is a combination of both uniquely self
serving AND quaint... it would probably be the lamest lie
I've ever concocted.

Anyway I dunno if I'll ever get around to finishing or
posting the whole thing, but here's the bit she liked:
en-pass (snippet)
credit to T.D. for track title.


offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2023-09-22 13:08 [#02630266]
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damn I was listening to it on soundcloud and nevenen's mitch
miconell mini stroke auto came on afterwards and nearly blew
my speakers out


offline big from lsg on 2023-09-22 15:35 [#02630267]
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nice, sound minimal enough as is ^_^


online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2023-09-22 16:00 [#02630268]
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Sometimes the blacks are cooler than us whities…
They just family and bond and express it mo betta
Mo loudly

Sometimes they dum also

Tru dat holmes

Lol @ N word pass


offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2023-09-22 17:56 [#02630269]
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I'm just upset that wolfie didn't post this on the discord
so I could react with our custom mmmhmm emoji


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