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Musk v. Zuck
 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-08-06 12:38 [#02629710]
Points: 22885 Status: Regular



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long story short -- as if you haven't already been spammed
with this -- mark zuckerbird of fartbook challenged elon
mollusk of xTwit to a steel cage match. zuck has been taking
jujitsu lessons and he's still raw about mollusk blowing up
his $200m africa takeover satellite up in a failed xSpace
launch.

zuck says, "name the place," and mollusk says, "the octogon
in vegas"

...and zuck is dead serious about wanting to kick mollusk's
ass, which earns him more points than he's scored in the
last decade, really...

...but mollusk is chronically never serious about anything,
and, ppf. PPF. he says he'll do it. but he never will...



but now, now... that mollusk has announced "IT WILL
LIVESTREAM ON X" i'm getting excited. because mollusk
actually will do this for his stupid fucking failing website
to get more traffic, and because he has enough ego to
believe he can win just lifting some dumbbells in his office
sometimes



...anyone remember uwe boll vs. lowtax? it'll be like that,
and, hint: musk is not uwe boll



getting excited. if this fight happens... by definition, we
cannot lose.


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2023-08-06 13:08 [#02629713]
Points: 6078 Status: Regular



zuck would fuck up musk easily


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-08-06 18:23 [#02629714]
Points: 22885 Status: Regular



zuck has been taking jujitsu for a while. but musk is like
twice zuck's size. but zuck is much younger than musk. but
musk would take a boatload of amphetamines before stepping
into the ring

and both of them have a hell of a chip on their shoulder.

it's a nail-biter


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2023-08-06 23:27 [#02629717]
Points: 4434 Status: Regular



Elon is all flab. Don't think he has a shot.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2023-08-07 21:01 [#02629718]
Points: 6160 Status: Lurker



zuck sucks but this dust up will de-husk a rusty musk


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2023-08-07 23:43 [#02629719]
Points: 6023 Status: Regular



pitiful. deathmatch or nothing.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-08-08 13:22 [#02629732]
Points: 22885 Status: Regular



belb: nice
steve: given musk's psychological makeup, losing will feel
like death to him


 

offline 05 from vita contemplativa on 2023-08-10 10:31 [#02629756]
Points: 286 Status: Lurker



this is hilarious.


 

offline big from lsg on 2023-08-12 10:11 [#02629780]
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all billionaires are bad, but when it comes to mma
Zuck's my man


 

offline big from lsg on 2023-08-12 10:13 [#02629781]
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all billionaires are bad, but Musk is also like a 15 year
old blowhard, who went down an alt-right pipeline. i feel
bad for his trans daughter and his black employees (and also
anyone having to deal with him in one way or another. but i
guess that also includes me)


 

offline big from lsg on 2023-08-14 09:21 [#02629804]
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it's joever


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2023-08-15 07:23 [#02629836]
Points: 4434 Status: Regular



big, jeez bro you woke'd up the muck vs zuck thread


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2023-08-15 07:25 [#02629837]
Points: 4434 Status: Regular



conservative meme to restore balance


 


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