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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-04-10 18:28 [#02626621]
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every amazon smart device is part of a mesh network that stills a little of your internet, and now they're opening that up as a product to random people that pay. i'd actually trust it more than win11
feel like i've mentioned this repeatedly and still no one gets it, so a thred
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-04-10 18:42 [#02626625]
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that, really -- hi tony -- this is where it's not hard to shit on The Verge
“I want someone to build me a long-range connected meat thermometer,” Dave Limp, SVP of devices and services at Amazon, tells me. “I’ve had so many things fail. You know, you’re in South Carolina; overcooked pork butt is not what you want.”
As someone who has indeed tried to smoke pork on a connected cooker in my backyard, I can empathize with the frustrations of trying to cling to one bar of Wi-Fi while enjoying the outdoors. There are many use cases in the smart home where a network like this makes sense. But the biggest benefit will likely be from the dynamic coverage Sidewalk can offer.
that i have to ask, here: i don't smoke pork butts. i don't have a mechanism to smoke meats in general, let alone a connected cooker. i've listened to cow orkers talk about it, so i know it takes _hours_ but...
is a fucking connected cooker something anyone would actually fucking want? or is this just the verge and amazon engaging in some cornball pretend conversation for advertising benefit: why, yes, i've had problems with my connected cooker when smoking meats too
...i more feel like it's the opposite -- amazon wants this fucking mesh network so people will actually decide the connected cooker is something they want to buy
but i don't smoke meats; maybe this is the best thing ever if you do.
so, genuinely asking: how horseshit is this concept, the connected meat smoker?
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2023-04-11 07:31 [#02626653]
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stalker alert?
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-04-12 02:42 [#02626675]
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no, that's the ebay executive leadership team. amazon is more like if all the borg desired was to sell you an internet-connected cooker
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-04-12 02:44 [#02626676]
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that i can be a crab when i spot technologies i simply have no truck for, being rolled out to everyone like a fist up the ass. this is one. but it leads into another -- connected appliances. fuck that shit. that i was open to this being just, like, my angry nerd rant, but no -- there is evidence that people actually hate this shit. normal people. that aren't me
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-04-12 02:48 [#02626677]
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so hence
so, genuinely asking: how horseshit is this concept, the connected meat smoker?
that smoking a pork butt takes hours and perhaps it actually makes sense, here. i don't have the domain-specific knowledge to say for sure. so i am allowing: perhaps, FOR ONCE, this is something that people might, you know, actually want? as opposed to changing their wifi password to cut it off?
obviously, i have my hunches as to the answer to this question. but i was asking. genuinely
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-04-12 03:08 [#02626678]
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cars. new cars are so fucked these days
short GM
no wait they all fucked, smart headlamp
your internet connected car headlight has been hacked and is now mining bitcoin and draining your tesla battery. the previous randomware is still in effect: please pay 0.001 BTC to start your tesla
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-04-12 03:11 [#02626679]
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hacked coffee maker. and not in the "hack a day" sense
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-04-12 03:11 [#02626680]
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-04-12 03:36 [#02626681]
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this is endless, really. that there's even shit someone here may have actually... suffered. like
internet connected printer ink cartridge ~ this has been HP's wet dream for over 20 years and the technology is finally there for them to unleash their inner asshole.
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