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how can i train the local rabbits to be my personal army |
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🥕🥕🥕 and 🔫🔫🔫 |
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even if you eat a lot of peanuts, if you're just one person, you inevitably wind up with 1/8 of a tub of old stale peanuts with bits of skin all over them, and at that point it's time to feed the animals. that it actually surprised me how much quicker the birds were to pick up on it. the blue jays in particular, sometimes they spot me now and begin yelling out that peanuts are imminent. i wasn't even trying to convey the concept. the squirrels, however, i make a little mouth noise, and they're starting to pick up on the idea that this means peanuts. they're both too smart to be minions. the rabbits, however, are hilarious idiots. they're eternally terrified. that, one's in front of me on the sidewalk, i hit it with the flashlight, and the little bugger is literally right at my feet trying to run under a fence, realizing he won't fit, then another direction, no that's a dead end, and i literally could have reached out and poked him but i was too busy cracking up with laughter yeah, they're perfect. they can be controlled. taught to swarm little old ladies |
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now your little birds have their eyes everywhere? :) maybe they can take dumps on command too? id send them shit on just one car in a whole street of cars, everyday. |
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