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offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2023-01-21 14:30 [#02624407]
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in life after love?

autotuned


 

offline mermaidman on 2023-01-21 15:12 [#02624408]
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NO


 

offline mermaidman on 2023-01-21 15:12 [#02624409]
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i don’t believe in anything why should i??


 

offline mermaidman on 2023-01-21 15:13 [#02624410]
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i could make up that giant pigs live above the clouds and
why would you believe it??


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2023-01-21 15:18 [#02624411]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZXRV4MezEw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZXRV4MezEw

here's a vid of salamander from the bible


 

offline Tony Danza from nuked west on 2023-01-21 16:51 [#02624412]
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here's a vid of jenny from the block


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2023-01-21 19:10 [#02624414]
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old people in like nursing homes fuck all the time

seriously it's STANK up in there


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-01-21 19:12 [#02624415]
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you've hit on one of the riffs that makes me absolutely
murderous.


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2023-01-21 19:22 [#02624422]
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Cher, ugly cow


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2023-01-21 19:37 [#02624430]
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Who's seen that latest picture of Madonna?


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2023-01-21 21:04 [#02624447]
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She was on Jimmy Fallon a bit ago, she’s all grunk with
her braids and grills. She’s straight outta da hood!


 

offline Portnoy on 2023-01-21 22:01 [#02624452]
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I can feel some thing inside me say


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2023-01-22 18:24 [#02624496]
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There is no salamander in the bible


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2023-01-22 18:56 [#02624497]
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BS!


 

offline Tony Danza from nuked west on 2023-01-22 19:13 [#02624499]
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There is no Jenny on the block


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2023-01-22 19:14 [#02624500]
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I see a lot of comments NOT talking about old people sex


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2023-01-23 07:29 [#02624522]
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no one will give a rats ass about our generation of
hollywood actors, mainstream musicians and hittable proms.
out of the thousands maybe ten will be reknown, like the
sinatras and pelvises before. rest will be washed away like
everything else and only left to discover for actual
musicians, cultural nerds and historians.

every time one of the grand musicians of our time dies or
has his farewell tour this saddens me a bit. the world i
know dies along with it and mortality is more obvious in
these moments. i hate that part of growing old.


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2023-01-23 07:33 [#02624523]
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LAZY_64


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2023-01-23 23:11 [#02624562]
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In life from aliens?

Bpm


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2023-01-23 23:13 [#02624563]
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Madonna lost it totally!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2023-01-24 12:16 [#02624569]
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love to see anonymous middle-aged men judging an older
woman, I'm sure you're both beautiful inside and out


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2023-01-24 13:10 [#02624570]
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Yeah, you're right. No need to be cruel to post menopausal
women. Sorry Cher and Madonna.



 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2023-01-24 13:50 [#02624571]
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apology accepted.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2023-01-24 21:36 [#02624573]
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The older I get the more beautiful I become


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2023-01-24 21:48 [#02624574]
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Dating tips for me

I’m thinking about asking a friend out, here’s some guff
I’ve learned over the years about women in the context of
dating. I haven’t been out with someone properly in like 9
years. This all may sound like guff to you guys, but I
thought I’d share my feelings on the matter of dating
women

Women love sex but are afraid of getting pregnant or being
judged as slutty. They’re ready to test men for their
manliness and empathy. They love being led to a shag but
work more like a volume knob than an on/off switch in terms
of horniness and are more likely to change their mind
sometime during the mating ritual. Like if she notices
toilet paper on your cock hairs, she’ll get outta there.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, if one woman isn’t
interested, it might be because she’s deeply in love
already, or she thinks you’re a piece of shit, whatever,
it’s best to avoid chasing after a woman who isn’t
interested and choose from the pool of women who are
interested in finding a man.

People decide pretty fast if they’re interested or not,
women no exception. If a woman’s talking to you a lot and
hanging around she’s interested maybe? If she’s ignoring
your calls and messages it’s time to move on, find someone
better.

Making an effort helps. New haircut, shave, new clothes,
etc. Keep your style. If you like tattoos get a new tattoo,
if you like having a beard keep it tidy without food or
other crap in there.

Where not to meet women for romance: on the street, in the
supermarket, etc.

Where to meet women for romance: online to arrange a
meeting. First time meet for coffee for half an hour at a
Starbucks or similar coffee shop, go dutch unless she offers
to pay. Act friendly, because making friends is great. Never
openly talk about sex to someone you barely know. Women love
a listener and it’s best to ask interested questions in a
natural, not robotic way to find out more about what she’s
like. If she’s cool she’ll tell you all about herself
and give


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2023-01-24 21:49 [#02624575]
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and give you a chance to judge if you want to meet her again
or move on.

Or at a club with friends, just party and have a good time
and if there’s anyone interested and they have the
confidence they will approach you. For me, I’d rather get
a mobile number and meet up another time.

Cinema is not a good place for a first or second date,
you’re stuck together for 2 or 3 hours and can’t really
talk to each other. If you don’t know her well, let her
choose the movie.

If a woman likes you but you don’t feel anything and she
asks just say you’re not feeling it.

I haven’t been out on a real date since getting the voices
in my head, just some friendly things. I’ve been too shy,
considering my issues. Still not sure if I should bother.
Just been going over in my head what to do.


 

offline RussellDust on 2023-01-24 21:56 [#02624580]
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I believe in life after love.

Umbro, do you think being the owner of a lonely heart is
better than an owner of a broken heart?


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2023-01-24 22:11 [#02624584]
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I wanted to marry a woman before but now she's married to
someone else lol. My heart can let it go these days. Still
think about the lady, feel something, but she's moved on so
I'm like ok she must have made the right decision.

We're all about 40 or over here so we all know what it's
like to have a lonely heart or a broken heart. I'd say
lonely heart is better lol.


 

offline RussellDust on 2023-01-25 10:22 [#02624598]
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May love find you, Ambrose!


 

offline mermaidman on 2023-01-25 12:27 [#02624599]
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marlowe apology accepted.


 

offline mermaidman on 2023-01-25 12:28 [#02624600]
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russell shall love find me too??


 

offline RussellDust on 2023-01-25 12:31 [#02624601]
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No.


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2023-01-25 18:48 [#02624614]
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Stupid idea anyway 🤣 changed my mind already


 

offline RussellDust on 2023-01-25 19:12 [#02624616]
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?


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2023-01-26 10:04 [#02624632]
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im too crazy to get a girlfriend


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-01-26 10:38 [#02624633]
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rejected Cool Band Name:

Cherd Ckin

ssssslither


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-01-26 10:39 [#02624634]
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real question, is there some fetish for snakes having sex in
discarded snakeskins? with car exhaust pipes?


 

offline RussellDust on 2023-01-27 10:00 [#02624665]
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I’m sure there’s someone for you! Not everyone is
judgemental. Everybody’s weird.


 

offline big from lsg on 2023-01-27 17:38 [#02624681]
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in Eifel 65's Blue they tried to replicate the sound, but
they didn't know yet what it was


 


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