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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2023-01-21 14:30 [#02624407]
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in life after love?
autotuned
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mermaidman
on 2023-01-21 15:12 [#02624408]
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NO
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mermaidman
on 2023-01-21 15:12 [#02624409]
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i don’t believe in anything why should i??
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mermaidman
on 2023-01-21 15:13 [#02624410]
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i could make up that giant pigs live above the clouds and why would you believe it??
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2023-01-21 15:18 [#02624411]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZXRV4MezEw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZXRV4MezEw
here's a vid of salamander from the bible
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2023-01-21 16:51 [#02624412]
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here's a vid of jenny from the block
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2023-01-21 19:10 [#02624414]
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old people in like nursing homes fuck all the time
seriously it's STANK up in there
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-01-21 19:12 [#02624415]
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you've hit on one of the riffs that makes me absolutely murderous.
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2023-01-21 19:22 [#02624422]
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Cher, ugly cow
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2023-01-21 19:37 [#02624430]
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Who's seen that latest picture of Madonna?
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2023-01-21 21:04 [#02624447]
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She was on Jimmy Fallon a bit ago, she’s all grunk with her braids and grills. She’s straight outta da hood!
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Portnoy
on 2023-01-21 22:01 [#02624452]
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I can feel some thing inside me say
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2023-01-22 18:24 [#02624496]
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There is no salamander in the bible
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2023-01-22 18:56 [#02624497]
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BS!
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2023-01-22 19:13 [#02624499]
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There is no Jenny on the block
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2023-01-22 19:14 [#02624500]
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I see a lot of comments NOT talking about old people sex
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2023-01-23 07:29 [#02624522]
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no one will give a rats ass about our generation of hollywood actors, mainstream musicians and hittable proms. out of the thousands maybe ten will be reknown, like the sinatras and pelvises before. rest will be washed away like everything else and only left to discover for actual musicians, cultural nerds and historians.
every time one of the grand musicians of our time dies or has his farewell tour this saddens me a bit. the world i know dies along with it and mortality is more obvious in these moments. i hate that part of growing old.
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2023-01-23 07:33 [#02624523]
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LAZY_64
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2023-01-23 23:11 [#02624562]
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In life from aliens?
Bpm
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2023-01-23 23:13 [#02624563]
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Madonna lost it totally!
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2023-01-24 12:16 [#02624569]
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love to see anonymous middle-aged men judging an older woman, I'm sure you're both beautiful inside and out
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2023-01-24 13:10 [#02624570]
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Yeah, you're right. No need to be cruel to post menopausal women. Sorry Cher and Madonna.
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2023-01-24 13:50 [#02624571]
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apology accepted.
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2023-01-24 21:36 [#02624573]
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The older I get the more beautiful I become
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2023-01-24 21:48 [#02624574]
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Dating tips for me
I’m thinking about asking a friend out, here’s some guff I’ve learned over the years about women in the context of dating. I haven’t been out with someone properly in like 9 years. This all may sound like guff to you guys, but I thought I’d share my feelings on the matter of dating women
Women love sex but are afraid of getting pregnant or being judged as slutty. They’re ready to test men for their manliness and empathy. They love being led to a shag but work more like a volume knob than an on/off switch in terms of horniness and are more likely to change their mind sometime during the mating ritual. Like if she notices toilet paper on your cock hairs, she’ll get outta there.
There are plenty of fish in the sea, if one woman isn’t interested, it might be because she’s deeply in love already, or she thinks you’re a piece of shit, whatever, it’s best to avoid chasing after a woman who isn’t interested and choose from the pool of women who are interested in finding a man.
People decide pretty fast if they’re interested or not, women no exception. If a woman’s talking to you a lot and hanging around she’s interested maybe? If she’s ignoring your calls and messages it’s time to move on, find someone better.
Making an effort helps. New haircut, shave, new clothes, etc. Keep your style. If you like tattoos get a new tattoo, if you like having a beard keep it tidy without food or other crap in there.
Where not to meet women for romance: on the street, in the supermarket, etc.
Where to meet women for romance: online to arrange a meeting. First time meet for coffee for half an hour at a Starbucks or similar coffee shop, go dutch unless she offers to pay. Act friendly, because making friends is great. Never openly talk about sex to someone you barely know. Women love a listener and it’s best to ask interested questions in a natural, not robotic way to find out more about what she’s like. If she’s cool she’ll tell you all about herself and give
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2023-01-24 21:49 [#02624575]
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and give you a chance to judge if you want to meet her again or move on.
Or at a club with friends, just party and have a good time and if there’s anyone interested and they have the confidence they will approach you. For me, I’d rather get a mobile number and meet up another time.
Cinema is not a good place for a first or second date, you’re stuck together for 2 or 3 hours and can’t really talk to each other. If you don’t know her well, let her choose the movie.
If a woman likes you but you don’t feel anything and she asks just say you’re not feeling it.
I haven’t been out on a real date since getting the voices in my head, just some friendly things. I’ve been too shy, considering my issues. Still not sure if I should bother. Just been going over in my head what to do.
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RussellDust
on 2023-01-24 21:56 [#02624580]
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I believe in life after love.
Umbro, do you think being the owner of a lonely heart is better than an owner of a broken heart?
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2023-01-24 22:11 [#02624584]
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I wanted to marry a woman before but now she's married to someone else lol. My heart can let it go these days. Still think about the lady, feel something, but she's moved on so I'm like ok she must have made the right decision.
We're all about 40 or over here so we all know what it's like to have a lonely heart or a broken heart. I'd say lonely heart is better lol.
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RussellDust
on 2023-01-25 10:22 [#02624598]
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May love find you, Ambrose!
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mermaidman
on 2023-01-25 12:27 [#02624599]
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marlowe apology accepted.
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mermaidman
on 2023-01-25 12:28 [#02624600]
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russell shall love find me too??
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RussellDust
on 2023-01-25 12:31 [#02624601]
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No.
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2023-01-25 18:48 [#02624614]
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Stupid idea anyway 🤣 changed my mind already
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RussellDust
on 2023-01-25 19:12 [#02624616]
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2023-01-26 10:04 [#02624632]
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im too crazy to get a girlfriend
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-01-26 10:38 [#02624633]
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rejected Cool Band Name:
Cherd Ckin
ssssslither
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-01-26 10:39 [#02624634]
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real question, is there some fetish for snakes having sex in discarded snakeskins? with car exhaust pipes?
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RussellDust
on 2023-01-27 10:00 [#02624665]
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I’m sure there’s someone for you! Not everyone is judgemental. Everybody’s weird.
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big
from lsg on 2023-01-27 17:38 [#02624681]
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in Eifel 65's Blue they tried to replicate the sound, but they didn't know yet what it was
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