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I have nothing against The Gays but the likelihood of me licking a man's bum hole is zero. Sorry if that lets anyone down. |
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You would! I’m sure I could think of the right circumstance and (famous) person. Like a dare, or « as a joke », maybe to « see what it’s like ». |
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Imagine an end of day lump of jacked off jizz! I wonder if it would move a bit… |
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That is the jizz excreted that day in the whole world. Only counting wanks (bad sperm). |
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You fucking.... Mexican! |
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Zwenģggggĝ |
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maybe a whiff?? |
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Turkish delight |
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I've just been violently ill. Everywhere. |
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If it sounds like Gescom then it probably is. |
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Snoopy. Snoop Dogg. Snow Princess. Snope from those shit Star Wars films. Snow Patrol. Or white Canadian rapper Snow. Do you see where I'm going with this? |
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I'm painfully aware of your genitals |
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It's OK not to always be happy. It's OK to be afraid. It's OK to not feel in control. It's OK to be abused. It's OK to be physically assaulted. It's OK to have your liberty taken away. It's OK not to be OK. OK? |
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I bet you can't even say Jungle Bunny these days without some Gen Z militant leaping on you *smh* |
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Alright, so I had an affair with Wolf Bkitzer. I've got over it, my partner's got over it, Wolf's got over it. So why can't you? |
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I have nothing against The Gays but the likelihood of me licking a man's bum hole is zero. that's not what i said. interesting that's where your mind went |
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Well, if you're going to have gay sex then presumably you're going to lick their arsehole. Can someone back me up on this? Ideally a gay. |
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I’m not an authority but I expect it’s like with heterosexuals or other types: some like it some don’t. |
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I feel like farting on somebody's knee |
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Why is the halal economy booming? |
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I think your use of a colon was a dog whistle. |
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Well, if you're going to have gay sex then presumably you're going to lick their arsehole. Can someone back me up on this? Ideally a gay. that russell is effectively correct: I’m not an authority but I expect it’s like with heterosexuals or other types: some like it some don’t. that even amongst heterosexuals, i would add, there is a dichotomy: few dislike it outright, but there's a sharp divide between who wants the tongue going past the seal, and who doesn't. i actually don't. i'm too uptight to enjoy things going that far up my bum. even though i do sort of wish i weren't. but i did have a boyfriend where, like, we'd wake up, and he'd be like "can you please sit on my face" and for all your sexual adventures you've never had this? really, though, just thinking: a few beers and 30mg of adderall and roger wilco would totally do some guy up the ass in a closet, because, well, it's still an ass, and oh this ass looks rather good actually. just a general extension of his appetites; arguably not even gay. just, oh, hell, let's have a fuck but if he's asking such ignorant questions about rimming, well, i guess i gave him too much credit |
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[Morgan Freeman voice] you ask me if I eat ass, sonny. Let me tell you, sonny, I've done 40 years in this house of corrections, 35 of them with a daisy chain of hardcore prison dick right up my bitch ass. You better believe I eat ass, sonny, and I damned well made myself learn to like it. |
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prison jokes, right. it's kind of funny because [morgan freeman voice] but i'd argue that no one eats ass in prison, generally. it's a bunch of horny straight men and they're not going to ask for that. or so i imagine. i really don't know if that's as widespread as joked about anyways. people have told me incredibly contrived jokes like this and i'm not really laughing and they're all "if you're gay i don't mean any offense" and then i'll say "well i like women too" and, then -- the definitive moment -- the guy says, "i have lots of gay friends" "i have lots of gay friends" is basically a polite way of saying "i am a homophobic dick, not in a lynch fags way, but in an immature high school way, and when i say 'i have a lots of gay friends' i mean 'i am going to go off to others as soon as i'm out of earshot and be all DID YOU KNOW HE'S GAY?'" and they miss the part where i'm all "effing heck, no one gets up on a mountain and declares `i'm straight.` should i put `i'm bisexual` on my business card? if so, why don't you put "STRAIGHT" on your resume? THAT THIS IS ANNOYING you asked i told" i think, actually, what i'm missing is this: the problem is that the joke simply wasn't funny. i wasn't offended. then you thought i was, and it all went off into that predictable avulsion. but, no, i was just flat because that was a dumb-ass joke. and instead of saying, "well yeah but what the fuck ever" i should just sidestep that and say: no, your joke just sucked tony: your joke just sucked. |
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poor lad. let me show you. here, i'll take the tangent you were trying for, and glue it into a liberal joke communal rimming is traditional in certain parts of vermont |
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[Morgan Freeman voice] Morgan Freeman ate ass to prepare for his role. Or so I imagine. |
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In all honesty, I believe a man or a woman may eat a woman's ass as long as she has good hygiene and is not harbouring urgent fudge. But neither man nor woman may eat of the man's ass. Thus saith The LORD. |
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The Lord put hair on Man's bumhole for a reason: to serve as a warning. |
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BUT women have hairy bumholes too |
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*Chuckles* Actual women don't. |
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:O |
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Q: why did god give us nipple hair? it is horrible. it is unforgivable A: to keep from chafing thine nipples |
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don't ever image search "jogger's nipple" (unless you want to say: "yep, i did this to myself") |
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someone i knew since school back whentransgender and alright, what? that actually some very honest discussions. that she compensated for not really, like... getting how to be male... by massively overdoing it; too aggro. going overseas and getting shot at. and maybe roger wilco is just so loudly, crisply heterosexual... no, not that. he's just insecure and it's compulsive |
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You're listening to NPR. Coming up, a tiny desk concert with Trust Fund Polycule. |
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The Metropolitan Sex Tourist's Guide to Mozambique. |
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Power On and Connect |
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Start your adventure. In Addis Ababa. |
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Now playing: Biosphere. |
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He gives off real "Sleeps in his car" energy |
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Actual Pitchfork headline: "Cole Pulice’s Ambient Saxophone Multiverse" |
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Multi-Bum Behaviour |
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oh no, oh lord it was worth googling that for the picture of cole pulice |
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I am sorry. I had to see it and I think it's only fair that you do too. |
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In the old days we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and The Police. Now we have no jobs, no cash and Cole Pulice. |
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It sounds too crazy to be true but Ringo Starr's name isn't Ringo Starr. It's actually something else, I don't remember the details. |
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studies have indicated, for example, that male younger siblings in larger families are statistically likely to be gay may younger siblings. following up on this, science discovered that -- kind of unnerving, actually -- that the testosterone involved in being pregnant with a boy can, in a woman, something something, and there's a sort of increasing reaction with further boys borne. that, oh... maybe... the first-born is earmarked for king; the spare is optionally gay? and with each further spare; potentially more gay? margay? in any case, i feel this makes statistical sense: if the selective pressure is the monarchy shit; let the rest be satisfied up the bum and run the infrastructure or something. (richard james starkey) |
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that's the hardware part. software? that this is one of those, just... god bless science moments that konrad lorenz discovered that newly-hatched ducks would "imprint" on whatever they saw after birth, and he had what was arguably so much fun with it to the point that it marginally blurred ethics like the legitimacy of a duck fucking a ping-pong ball that, the newly-hatched ducks would imprint on whatever they saw after birth, be it a ping-pong ball, a cigarette lighter, or even konrad lorenz himself. there are photos of the ducks following him around like mama, along with less animate objects. when they came of age, the ducks would then attempt to mate with... the ping pong balls... or the cigarette lighter... or... well, konrad had to fend off some amorous ducks to be sure and to me this very deftly explains many things, particularly the diversity of kink. it's actually more rare for someone to not have something. but it can be boring, too, no worries, like chicks in champion sweatshirts just feels comfy |
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the next step from here is the catholic church very crudely trying to automap everyone's fetishes to their desired knobs like tony danza crafting a reaktor plugin |
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mermaidtran (n): imprinted on drama |
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