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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-12-01 00:05 [#02622826]
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i feel like there is a vague subconscious awareness, and
bile, building around certain flavors of stock music. the
first breach above the surface of awareness was, arguably,
ukulele music, especially in insurance commercials.

npr's marketplace has a "your economy" recurring segment
they put on right at the end of the program. then perhaps
some ads and then kai is on talking for ten seconds before
more ads. that this is often where i've been closing the
stream, because they often pick this same sort of music for
"scrappy small business" focus

tonight it's xylophone, not ukulele, but the feel is there.
kind of, fresh morning, i can breathe now, as the lady is
saying "we take care over each and every individual order"

and it's not her, her business, her voice, or what she's
saying. it's the fucking music. oh my god make it stop

i need to sit down and quantify this particular type of
stock music more, but jeez... does anyone think before using
this shit now? or is it just like, "well everyone else uses
this here, so it's obviously correct"

they usually pick incredibly dope music and i'm just trying
to understand. maybe there's a cleave, and instead of hating
it, this music really works on people.

but me, yeah, i just have an increasingly severe allergic
reaction to some of this stuff to the point where i can't
tune it out enough to judge the thing on the actual
content.

it is a far cry from raymond scott inventing electronic
music to stand out from all the other ad jingles. i think
that's a lost secret; jingles work


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-12-02 11:20 [#02622879]
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skywriting still works. feels like a parallel to me.


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-12-02 11:26 [#02622881]
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RETARDANT


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-12-02 11:53 [#02622882]
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first page 22 of 45 threads is yours that’s retardant if
you ask me


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-12-02 11:54 [#02622883]
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no 23!


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-12-02 12:38 [#02622884]
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fire


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-12-02 12:39 [#02622885]
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i haven't posted more. others have just posted less. i
figure it'll turn around once tony monetizes the discord


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-12-02 17:15 [#02622906]
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can you backflip just as you jizzing?? cool self bukkake
mid
airing??
--#10199 @ #02622894]

tom waits for no1 to backflip just as he's jizzing into his
car pet cleaners wife's personal parking spot clean and
we're done.


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-12-02 18:12 [#02622910]
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tom waits wouldn’t do that bro


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2022-12-02 20:16 [#02622921]
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stock, hausen & walkman


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-12-02 20:25 [#02622923]
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who is listening to stockhausen bro I haven’t reached that
level yet


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-12-02 20:31 [#02622924]
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would you say it’s similar to free jazz i love tod
dockstader and bernard parmegiani and roland kayn but that
mothertfucker is above my head


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2022-12-02 20:37 [#02622926]
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i'll admit i've never developed the taste for stockhausen,
put off by reputation i guess. in case it's not clear -

stock, aiken & waterman - insanely successful pop producers
karheinz stockhausen - austere experimental composer
stock, hausen & walkman - neither of these


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-12-02 20:43 [#02622927]
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nah man i know i’m talking about karlheinz i don’t know
if it’s the reputation


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2022-12-02 20:50 [#02622929]
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the piece for 4 helicopters sounds like a deadpan joke,
nothing wrong with that and i bet it's impressive


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-12-02 20:54 [#02622930]
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you know i’m going to listen to that bro i like your taste
i really do


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-12-02 20:56 [#02622931]
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belb i really like that i know you even from the internet


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-12-02 20:58 [#02622932]
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you a solid guy in terms of taste you don’t come across
that every day


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2022-12-02 21:04 [#02622933]
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aw, hugs@u mermo


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-12-02 21:20 [#02622935]
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the piece for 4 helicopters sounds like a deadpan joke,
nothing wrong with that and i bet it's impressive


last track off that EP, running out of stars, probably like
2/10 of the way through it's this boomy rumbly part that
perfectly fakes out the sound of a suddenly close
helicopter.

i won't say which of my trax still fakes me out and think
the train is about to run by.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-12-08 12:34 [#02623019]
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npr's marketplace has a "your economy" recurring segment
they put on right at the end of the program. then perhaps
some ads and then kai is on talking for ten seconds before
more ads. that this is often where i've been closing the
stream, because they often pick this same sort of music for
"scrappy small business" focus


yesterday's episode, i'm cringing in anticipation of the
music. it's a little light guitarpiano and bleh, okay.
but... then they're just letting him talk? without music?
and, shit, did they hear me? or, really, someone actually
capable of bothering them had the same advice

but then no, the light guitar comes back screaming the same
obnoxious stock vibes, and even though it's soft... yes, i
realize i've not been listening to the actual podcast
content; i'm just totally sunk in trying to analyze why this
music is shit. like, christ, just use some ambient electro
or something



 

offline big from lsg on 2022-12-10 10:04 [#02623072]
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this is my favorite copyright free song of the
moment


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-12-16 03:24 [#02623214]
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stock music, marketplace, npr, dec 15 -- still doubt they're
listening to me, but... the sneaker lady like ten minutes
in, perfect. some light hip-hop then just letting her talk


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-12-27 07:08 [#02623423]
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monday's episode of marketplace was pretty universally
abysmal.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-12-27 07:41 [#02623425]
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i mean, it is very NPR to run a 10-minute segment on holiday
toilet clogs just after christmas, but this has utterly
nothing to do with... stocks, bonds, the fed, hello? just go
to a mall and interview people if you can't think of
anything better?

but they do this, for some reason i cannot fathom. just fill
up ten minutes with poop. i was trying to eat dinner and so
i just... well, i went and churned through some things in my
head for a bit, occasionally checking back -- ok, no,
they're still talking about poop -- the numbers, skip past
the ads [download the mp3 yep] and the tree thing was the
only interesting segment, then we're into TERRIBLE STOCK
MUSIC and i'm not sure what the guy's business was because i
could have kept tuning it out but that was the last thing on
the show no use waiting just reach out and click stop

i can understand if it's a slow bidness newzday, but christ,
at least try to stay on-topic. and look who's complaining
about staying on topic


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-12-27 07:45 [#02623426]
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matt levin's voice makes me want to take his lunch money and
shove him in a locker. but i leave that out of my reviews;
whatever


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-01-09 02:27 [#02623996]
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so this is just my microblog for marketplace at this point

i finally got around to listening to friday's episode and
that just killed it on all levels


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2023-01-09 02:51 [#02623997]
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forget microblogging about mainstream old man ass npr

it's BORING, dude.

you're due for a microdose full dose of LSD. It's
been too long, and you've put out too many of your cthulu
tentacles into the postmodern wishing wells. You're due.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2023-01-09 03:05 [#02623998]
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