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offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2022-11-17 13:01 [#02622360]
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dont worry about boasting here. just answer the question.

is your mating strategy reflected in your posts?

like, in my evolutionary psychology courses (probably no
longer offered because it's mainly about gender differences
and theres no longer any such thing)--
they said that making music was a mating strategy. a way to
show off the goods, like growing a new set of feathers

what are you doing to get laid these days


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2022-11-17 15:15 [#02622375]
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Can you change the topic title to Are you getting enough
regular Ass, which is what I first read?


 

offline kei9 from Argentina on 2022-11-17 15:17 [#02622376]
Points: 342 Status: Regular



yeah but a this point music is hindering my sexual life. my
girly likes my music, but shes not specially crazy about it.
she has very nice musical taste but i guess my stuff is too
nerdy for her, like im too worried about sequences
counterpoint and such. think she likes my trumpet playing
better (its more evidently emotional) but im currently
playing like 3 to 4 hours a day, cant do that at her place
(dont think i can).

still, within the right crew, the electronics music making
thing can be an aphrodisiac but most of the women need
something emotional, no mind bending acid plis. maybe its
the same for guys, dont mean to say there are gender
differences whatsoever.



 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2022-11-17 15:20 [#02622378]
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fair enough, are you getting enough regular ass

my first time having sex was anal. with a lady but men count
too, we're neither boasting or discriminating in this
threaad. I was quite drunk that night, much like tonight. I
really shouldn't be posting any more today, oh I am gonna
read these threads tomorrow and have regrets.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2022-11-17 15:21 [#02622379]
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kei9 please post one of your nerdy tracks if you have one
available. I will listen to it thoroughly upon waking up in
a few hours


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-11-17 15:42 [#02622380]
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yes, and:
i blame the music i made before keeping me away from
regularity all those years. the frequency could be a bit
higher though and the wifey would appreciate me making more
music so.. i dunno


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2022-11-17 15:50 [#02622381]
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ijon i AM past tipsy right now, but this is an earnest
request. from one old school xlt dude to another. post your
coolest track. I legit wanna hear it. I've never heard any
of your spam, at least not that i can remember.

if you don't want to its cool, but music is meat to be
shared and i wanna hear it.

the truth is I've always been on xlt to check out the spam.
I'm dissapointed (i cant spell this correctly right now) to
come on here and see no fresh tracks. I miss w M w's shitty,
hammy ass tunes the most


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-11-17 16:08 [#02622385]
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i get a silly number of ass daily just absurd


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-11-17 16:09 [#02622386]
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around the clock i get ass


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2022-11-17 16:26 [#02622387]
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you a coked up fuckboi
name trying to rhyme with bok choi
but truth be you simple and soy
a mermaid man eating dinner out of a can



 

offline kei9 from Argentina on 2022-11-17 16:30 [#02622388]
Points: 342 Status: Regular



yeah wmw is sorely missed i have some of his stuff in this
computer but only these and a few others. there was
a lot more but i lost access to the drives storing em,
anyone has any more links that are still workin?

this is me at my nerdiest, posted it here a while
back in another format. guess I was been a little unfair as
we danced really hard to that one when i first showed it to
her. one of peaks of my life actually


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-11-17 16:31 [#02622389]
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i don't eat out of a can why did you make that up it's rude


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2022-11-17 16:52 [#02622390]
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"I aint eatin out of no can"
says a man eatin ham,
straight out of a can
wishin it was lamb while having flashbacks to veitnam
claim my post is rude, yeah thats true
if yous a sexual prude
maybe you only in the mood
when a nearby transexual gets lewd
i think your post was sexist and crude
only fit for a man who eats out of a can in the nude


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2022-11-17 16:53 [#02622391]
Points: 3917 Status: Regular | Followup to kei9: #02622388



will give thisun' a real good listen when I get up. I won't
make fun of you eating out of cans either that's only
mermaidman


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-11-17 16:56 [#02622392]
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sexist against male ass??


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2022-11-17 17:05 [#02622393]
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male ass, don't pretend you'd take a pass
a steamy boy with ass lit like brad pitt
you'd straight clap his ass with a catcher's mitt
bases loaded three one, slugger up but you foul
your mom sittin in the stands,
disappointment
tears in her eyes like an owl
just a mermiadman in the locker room
insecure scared to take off his towel



 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-11-17 17:30 [#02622394]
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lay a dope beat under this "yo mama" rap



 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2022-11-17 17:30 [#02622395]
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alright i said I'd listen to it when I'm awake and sober
(and I will listen again)

but are you kidding me with this track? lol. This thing is
ace. The elastic tempo, the acid line, the snare. The
overall hammy-ness. I'm not joking, I like this more than at
least 30-40% of Aphex tracks. Thanks for posting it, and I
hope you're still working at it.


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-11-17 17:32 [#02622396]
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i will,
cant promise whether its gonna be something new though



 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2022-11-17 17:46 [#02622398]
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kei9

still listening

you can't stop my head bobbin

at 0:35 in this track.

thanks for posting.

ijonspeches- new is overrated, the weirder, more personal,
the more interesting. I'm not trying to make you post
anything tho. if you do feel like it, I'm more than happy to
listen earnestly


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2022-11-17 18:12 [#02622399]
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last thing before I truly lay down for sleep

I remember this "anne laplantine" arc with w m w. (your
link directs to her site) This random person under that name
approached w m w on the forms, and was like "Yo I like your
music let me add you to my label"

and responded, "so just to be clear, I give you my music,
you host it the way I'm already doing, I get no profit, and
it works out?" 'Anne Laplantine' said yes, that was how it
goes, lol. I don't remember him actually agreeing, but the
fact that his music is still accessible through that site is
something, I guess. I wish I could find the links to the
topic. Since the last time xlt went down, the archive is
well and truly busted.

w M w, I hope things turned around for you, wherever you
are. I think about you pretty often.

One of his last messages was about going to live in a van by
himself. Hope it somehow worked out.


 

offline kei9 from Argentina on 2022-11-17 18:56 [#02622400]
Points: 342 Status: Regular



thanks for listening wolfsli i did work a lot on that
snares! still working on sutff like this, made that track
and a bunch more after a long hiatus. spent like a year
playing trumpet haha, which i thought wouldnt help a lot
with producing on the laptop but its as useful as learning
piano, in a way.

I remember that with anne laplantine, in fact i sent her
music to publish on the label because i wanted to be like w
M w.
Annes own music was similar to w M w's albeit far less
daring and unique. I too remember him often and his views
were of great influence on me. whenever he would reply to my
spam he would complain about what he heard as presets, like
he was always on having your own sound down to the core.



 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2022-11-18 00:14 [#02622402]
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"oh god"

my first thought upon seeing this thread when I got up.

that track of yours is still bangin' tho.


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2022-11-18 02:21 [#02622406]
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occaisonally i dream of suckin my own dick, feels so natural


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-11-18 07:49 [#02622411]
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is this about sex or making music?


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2022-11-21 04:24 [#02622465]
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hey what ur mum & i do behind closed doors is none of your
business


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-11-21 06:24 [#02622471]
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oh my god this breaks my heart

wolfslice's mum is cheating on me


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2022-11-21 08:18 [#02622482]
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i aint seen a woman's cooch in 9 years


 


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