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opening announcement: "what uuuuuuup amazonians? do you enjoy working yourselves to death to make a fortune for some pricks? well, i´ve got something special for you..." |
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I dont know what your actual feelings are since you just posted a lazy link new topic amid your 2 dozen others, but do you actually care? I can tell ijonspeches does, amazon's behemoth corporatism clearly bothers him and he's indicted that in several threads now. I get it. But what about you epic? I personally don't give the first fuck about this stupid concert. Like on the list of shit I care about, it's beneath "do I have enough toilet paper for my next shit?" I actually installed a bidet so I only use about 1 square, just to mop the water out of my ass. That's still more interesting than this concert. I'm not sure who got laid off and don't care enough to look... I'm sure they're all "that's my best frenemy" corporate fuckboys, but if the concert was for the warehouse workers and the warehouse workers DIDN'T laid off, then this topic is retarded. I'd prefer if amazon didn't exist at all, given that they put my local frys electronics out of business (it was my favorite place to browse, I used to buy a few dvds there every week when life was still good) and they're buying up intellectual property and making woke dogshit out of it.... but amazon does exist and sometimes they'll put on concerts and shit. I just wanna know, concisely, if you can, why this was topic worth posting. |
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i've had maybe 5 vodka + diet energy drinks at 4:52am, visiting my mom for the holidays more and more im just wishing that i was dead |
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when you see a mainstream reddit post or something and its like "AMAZON PUTS ON A CONCERT AFTER LAYING OFF EMPLOYEES" are you like "oh fuck, we got em e-boys i better click this and make my own non descript topic on the subject!" do you click the link written by some 2022 activist and say yo go girl |
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i had one more drink and now that im thinking about it... I'm darn steamed about this concert, let me tell you. consider these feathers RUFFLED |
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why would you even click an article from the verge? I mean i only did so because it was a lazy link and i was lazy but you'd have to have blue hair and a noise piercing to get your news from this pile of shit |
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that I'd see children walking the streets of our texas towns with green hair, bones in their noses-- I just flat out wouldn't have believed you! |
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epic y ou said you haven't even listened to autechre since draft 7.30 what are you doing reading the verge when you have like 200 hours of actual content to explore. im serious |
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i just took my shoe off and almostg fell over good night |
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im still awake and just took 2 firm hits from the wrontg end of a cigarette. i lit the filter., this topic is like a splinter i cant dig out. I deleted all quick browser links to xltronic maybe 8 years ago so i have to type out the name xl before chrome fills it in maybe twice a year theres a topic that I keep typing in the url to check for some reason, this is the one |
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this topic SUCKS |
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had to log in to congratulate wolfslice on hid bidet acquisition. welcome to the future! I distinctly remember (this was more than a decade ago) reading a forum where some yanks discussed the use of this new device called "tha bidet", in this particular thread they came to the conclusion that the OP was "using it wrong" because "you are supposed to "sit facing the controls" looking inside out from my third world anarchist utopia I had a good laugh at that. also came to the conclusion your northerners were all a bunch of cavemen with itchy asses despite all your nation's economic might. so again congrats on your leap of faith! hope whoever installed your bidet left some room between it and the wall so you can fit your legs facing at the controls thought! |
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Thanks! honestly it's a life changing device. I love it, my wife loves it. it was cheap and easy to install. I don't know if I'm doing it wrong, but I do still need a square of toilet paper in the end. can't just pull my pants up after using it, the sitauation is a touch too *wet*. Is this normal? any tips? |
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haha yeah perfectly normal, its just like a little shower for your bum or vagina so thats about it. "the sitting facing the controls" thing was funny for me after a life long relationship with the device, but made me think about how awkward it is to have to bend and turn to reach the faucets. theres always new ways to think about old stuff |
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thanks for the affirmation <3 like I said I'm visiting my mom for thanksgiving (we're doing it a little early)... ... theres no bidet on this toilet. at this point its like a part of me missing or something. |
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Epic posting horseshit these last few months /years was worth it for Wolfslice's tirade. |
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after you´re properly cleaned there should be no reason not to dry up with a small towel and not leaving any papermache in your bum. bumbaclaat! |
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yeah and im easy to trigger, amazon, ecology, wars, well im not pretending my shit dont stink, but i know my enemies or at least some of em ^^ |
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yes! even i had the time to listen to most of post draft autechre at least once. maybe hes just too polite to say he doesnt care, cause most people on this board love autechre so much. see, i left you a way out there epic .-) |
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hi, i made this thread because a) people here probably know who steve aoki is b) lol this is tasteless c) lol they hired steve aoki for it then i forgot about the thread and it's just sixteen pages of wolfslice complaining and talking about washing his butthole. |
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that, also, hey, seems like an easy gig, i'd have taken it too. private party for a bunch of people in safety vests as if this makes up for everything else amazon does why are you talking about the verge? was that where the article was? i forget. it was just a lol and i didn't think it needed, like, academic credentials. but then, i haven't installed a bidet |
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i saw a youtube vid of a steve aoki track the comments said things like this sucks and this is shit but i enjoyed it very much steve aoki everybody, got nothing against him jeff bezos can sniff a fart though |
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i have been screaming for years. years. YEARS ~ microsoft hired scooter to write a track for their conference and this is how it turned out. that it was news. someone might even remember it. BUT NO TALK. OF HOW. THIS. IS. DEFINITELY. SCOOTER |
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i just imagine it like: "...oh yeah, yeah? that far? well how about further? ok" and h.p. opkraft is giggling like "i can make this as wretched as i want and still get paid" but, like, lyrically, you know. otherwise, he can't but help make it a scooter song. the hype yelling in an isolation booth with the stock applause. the piano. and, obviously, recognizing his voice |
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program peeeepoeool |
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kicks the pants out of "how much is the fish" really |
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that, man, i'm getting deep off the cliff, but if we presume i am correct -- scooter didn't have autotune as part of their musical vocabulary back at their peak in, i guess, early 00's? and here's what they'd have done with it, if they'd had it back then. |
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guys when your bidet squirtswater into your anus doesn’t it splash poo around? also how deep does it clean inside your anus |
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you could probably do yourself a little enema with a bidet. just add a pump for more pressure in your water pipes and you are set to go. poo is already splashed all over this world get over it |
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so today, before i even checked xlt again, i checked the mail, and i do seem to have received a copy of "Entrepreneur" magazine with Steve Aoki on the cover it's kind of rude to ignore a synchronicity so i think i'll actually read it. |
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bro i wipe it till the paper is white i make a plug from the paper and INSERT it in my ass i have poo phobia |
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who is steve aoki the next skrillex or smthin? |
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he's like merzbow lite growing up in cali but he blagged it into massive club tours. or that's what "they" say; make up your own darn |
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Where to start Liquin recommends Twitter, which is where Web3 aficionados converge most readily to discuss the ecosystem actual quote from the article. verbatim. and i probably woke up the neighbors with the scale of my ms. krabappel ha! |
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the whole lead-in is that noise music is intriguing because there's a barrier to entry, repeated riffs on "you have to climb through the noise to find the gem" and shit like Before the bicycle was the bicycle, for example, it was the "dandy horse," an expensive plaything exclusively for the rich. Then the technology behind its manufacturing improved, the cost went down, and anyone could use it to ride to work. obvious point is: "it's a dandy horse now, but someday everyone will ride it to work" ...once fucking manufacturing costs come down? at this point it's nonsense because all he's talked about so far is selling NFTs i'll keep reading the article now. |
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the article is arranged into "lessons" ~ that was lesson 1 lesson 2: smart contracts. arguably a decent idea, that ETH has more of a point of anything since it can farm out computation etc, but then those other three letters, FTX, and this may be used as a closed in-house, controlled architecture for something like sotheby's auctions i don't see this becoming the bicycle the way things have been going in that microcosm thus far |
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lesson 3: these idiots buy anything, then resell it to other idiots a few months later at a 300% markup, literal aoki quote, "It's my Beats by Dre" |
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lesson 5: turn your fame into some sort of apple of eris meta-game, create 25000 tokens and anyone with 1,024 gets to record a song with steve aoki but he's scattered them so hard, and selling just a few off for $$, no one's put enough together yet for him to get his tokens back. this is really useless to 99% of the people on the planet, but taylor swift will dig this, and i have to say, i actually find it wicked amusing |
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bro i just blinked and you made 6 posts! |
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yeah. ok. there is one salient point in here: taylor swift can sell of NFT tokens to route concert ticket access and dodge the bot scalper flood... but, oh, no, wait, she can't. ticketbastard is bigger than she is, for once, live nation every venue anywhere for someone her scale, 25 trailers, and no, you're only getting a taylor swift NFT auction so long as it's LiveNation NFTs and the SwifNFTs will gobble them up; meanwhile it's so confusing many will get scammed and there will be tears. the rest is: look how much money i am making with NFTs, you can monetize your celebrity quite well, take a look at my clothing line that's like betabrand in bisexual flag colors, and he's in this magazine because it's for 50+ CEOs who are trying to understand "this web3 thing" and yeah this is why i don't read this magazine. i only get it because a 50+ CEO decided it was so great the whole company should |
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i read taylor swift nft and i stopped reading epic wtf:O |
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WTF:O |
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i kind of "livestreamed" my reactions. paused twice in the middle of reading it. a bit more after. if you want a mental image of how this happens -- not saying you do; but here it is if you want it -- somewhere on here, recently, i compared myself to an octopus. i have the magazine to the left of my keyboard, my glasses are off so i have to lean in close to read, so i'm hunched a few inches over that as i am transcribing the "web3 aficionados" blind, the subjective feel is that the keyboard is just floating off to my right somewhere meanwhile i'm thinking to what i want to write and how do you spell ms. krebappel? ...le? i'll need to look that up and... oh shit i made a typo and usually, i am counting the letters, kind of, so if i catch a typo i know how many to back up, but i feel like i've miscounted; i have to look at what i've typed to see how many times to press backspace, and... oh, nope, i had it correct after all. and that's how you write that much that quickly. reading and transcribing while building an agenda for your response at the same time |
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